“Illegal migration tearing UK apart”? Mahmood, it’s doing no such thing. It’s frothing up a minority of flag-shagging influencers who are stirring a pot of distraction flavoured immigration. Labour needs to take its head for a shit.

When Yaxley-Lennon gives his Seig Heil to Starmer, you know for sure that Labour is deeply fucked. Vote Green is now the only sane English alternative.

I really don’t think Labour realise that this is the final nail in their electoral coffin. Their strategy is deader than Monty Python’s parrot. Everything from here is about whether we can turn a positive corner in 2029. The oilygarchs pulling political strings must be so proud of themselves.

Just because the BBC lost their impartiality compass in Jon Pertwee’s Tardis, doesn’t make it right for the Fanta kiddie fiddler to attack it.

Dear Starmer, Is anyone in government going to tell the mendacious, kiddie-fiddling, orange shit-gibbon to mind his own media? Nope. Thought not. Cowards.

The purpose of RefUK’s Froghorn of Failure isn’t to win power, it’s to complain loudly, oppose, object and shit stir. A RefUK majority would collapse like a house of cards in months. Seems to me that’s a risk Mr 🐸 might not want to take.

What’s that Sooty? RefUK are 92% funded by climate change deniers and oilygarchs? Well, colour me shocked.

Starmer’s solution to his “Island of Strangers” 👇 Fuckwit.

Here’s radical: join the sensible party. 💚✊ join.greenparty.org.uk

What’s that Sooty? There was a club that allowed the global elite to make connections & satisfy their sexual mores, without accountability, run by a now murdered fixer called Epstein who had connections to the Israeli state? Well, colour me shocked. Tear the whole house down.

Can we just get the whole Epstein thing in the open now? Let the whole goddam house of cards fall. The elite need a rocket up their arses anyway. I don’t care who it takes out or what the consequences are. Anything else is just treating symptoms, not the cause.

Sometimes in life you have to let folk make their mistakes & simply be there to help pick up the pieces afterwards. There’s no rescuing what Labour have become. Let it fall. UK will survive.

Yum yum. I love my greens. 👇

A truly desperate tactic. This speaks more to poll ratings than basic humanity; still chasing a RefUK who will never be satisfied while just allowing them to trumpet how successful they are at swaying policy. Labour: No spine. No dignity. No principles.

Same everywhere. It’s called ‘capitalism’.

More blunderbuss than scalpel, I fear.

🤦🏻‍♂️ Have they no irony filter between their ears?

I ENTIRELY understand why a party way to the left of Labour needs to exist. I have NO IDEA why it needs to be Your Party, other than ego. The Greens are RIGHT THERE. Corbyn will be 78 at the next election. And it's a shambles. Give up, lads. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Well, frankly, most of UK do think Donald Trump is a kiddie fiddler and utter tosspot. So he has a point. Most of us know better than to feign ‘friendship’ with yuks like that.

Distraction. Strong the force with this one is.

Climate breakdown is driven by a storm of lies. This lying is systemic, funded and coordinated, and operates across almost all media, old and new. This week's column argues that we cannot fight the climate crisis without also fighting the epistemic crisis. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

The Times’ Alice Thomson thinks patronising folk will win support for her argument. Fear not. Greens come equipped with 🐄💩 detectors.

‘Brave journalism’? WTF is that? Mosey misses the point that the way BBC News frames its output helps shape agendas. It has been truly terrible at framing. E.g. headlines about ILR change proposals framed around ‘illegal’ boat arrivals. Lazy and/or ignorant, or biased? Pick one.

If? When, more like.

I’m not putting any odds on Starmer still being PM next time I hit UK soil on 30/3/26. Mind you, Streeting? Equally 🤢

If Starmer has any spine, he’ll tell the mendacious Fanta felon to fuck off and let us mind our business. Who does Trump think we are? The 51st state?

Isn’t this just a tad after the stable door broke its hinges, Lisa? ‘BBC must fight to restore trust, Nandy tells MPs’

*ahem* “Island of strangers” Ring any 🔔 Kier?

If you really care about a socialist future, quit Your Party and join @greenparty.org.uk . We’re getting on with kicking Reform and Labour out, fighting the oligarchs, and defending the powerless not wasting time on pathetic ego trips and faction fights. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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It's not just about the messenger. You've got to have the right message.

Most of the big landowners don’t give a fig about the environment. They care only for the tax-avoiding asset value and killing animals for sport. We don’t need big owners, we need big collective interest in doing the right thing for communities and the environment.

Raising income tax ‘taboo’? With years of threshold freezes behind us, the fraction of wages subject to tax has been continually rising for ‘Working Britain’ anyway.

Water co’s told to clean PFAS out of drinking water. Good. But the real question is how did they get there in the first place?

A peculiarly British sentiment espoused by people who I suspect don’t farm and don’t look beyond the garden gate.

"Polanski has blended anger with hope. “Hope is much more difficult to sell than outrage, but he’s finding a way to do it that connects with people.” Let's make hope normal again! observer.co.uk/news/politic...

Only now ‘a reality’? Where have the BBC been for the last decade? How is this ‘news’ to anyone other than an overpaid executive?

Let's make this happen. Together. www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/pol...

“If we endeavor to make rational use of everything Earth offers us, there is still hope of salvation. The runas (humans) have a single large ch'uklla"' (house), called Pacha Mama (Mother Earth), HER LIFE IS IN DANGER. It depends on us to save her” Regional Museum, Cusco 🇵🇪

Your Party a ‘10, 20, 30 year project’ says Sultana. Dude, you got 5. Maximum. Deeply unserious.

Not ‘unacceptable’, Illegal.

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Give this man a 🥇 Chapeau, chap 👏🏻👏🏻 👇

‘Dentally challenged’ or ‘more corporate sponsors than a racing driver’s overalls’ Pick one. #VoteGreen @greenparty.org.uk

Change is coming, and it won't be the fascists.

so what? all these stories boil down to 'we want a young, educated, healthy workforce but we don't want to spend any money whatsoever or make sure more parents have good pay and conditions to make it happen' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The options? Easy… 1. Safe and legal routes (reduce demand) 2. Speed up decisions (reduce delay) 3. Let asylum seekers work (reduce indignity)

Whatever problem confronts them, Israel’s answer is always ‘drop more bombs’.

The uncontacted deserve to be left alone to live as they wish. But the imperial project of greed keeps stealing their land and encroaching. We need the trees and nature much more than we need gold and oil.

Just how can you be ‘disappointed’ when a Labour loss was as obvious as a comet’s tail, months ago?