parappa the monk

DEE KAY DONKEY KONG

is this thing on

There I was, my back against the wall, no way out. Perched, on the razor's edge of oblivion. Staring into the eye of the Great White Beast.

i am the king of mars

I will become Excel God

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at the end of the day we all need eachother

i just love a pitiful creature

we should kill people who say "ur" instead of "your"

new number 925 because you need to get a 9 to 5

vis bluesky account has officially fallen off

the elk runs from the lion it is not cowardice, it is love for life

if you omit the Oxford comma I have a problem with you

Got a lump on my crotch #Fuck

craving some girl scout cookies rn

google more like goofle

get yoself a partner who loves you like Genichiro loves Ashina

lately ive been saying "doomed" instead of "cooked" i think nature is healing

what if nightreign had a 4 player mode

Here's an oldie from October 2020

instead of telling someone to kill themself you should tell them to walk the plank

le chiffre eyes the last estate

shoutout to Donald X. Vaccarino, he's one of the real ones

swaying around in my living room just bumpin some angelic shit this is as close to dancing as I can get

achilles spear kinda slaps

you gon let that shit all-all iiiiiiin

friendly reminder that "git gud" means "surpass your limits" and not "you suck lmao"

knees hurt when I grow and thats a tough pill to swallow

this shit ain't nothing to me man

owl: ive won yall ashina is mine! sekiro: are you Shura bout that

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whats up bro

My friends talk about me like i'm an unchained monkey roaming a zoo

people dont say troll anymore they say ragebait

In Chinese Alchemy, fake gold was considered superior to natural gold because the combination and reconciliation of different substances in order to make it resulted in the false gold having a greater spiritual quality to it

gonna be real for a second. im unironically terrified of hippos

aistctps 💔

shoutout to all my discord friends who have my user set to the dumbest friend nickname imaginable because I have the same for them

doodles

i like how every song on NOTM just has skullfucked bjork samples

i like death grips

testing brushes

smoked em

@sten557.bsky.social lambent grenadier type beat?

i've reached a level of BAB (Broke Ass Bitch) syndrome that i've started downloading music by recording it then turning it into an mp3 file #BOOYAH

quaybeus corpus

@sten557.bsky.social thought of a new insult while browsing twitter would you be intimidated if someone told you they were going to "scalp your timbs"

SISYPHUS GRIMACE ITS THE ROCK AND ROLL VULNERABLE