Every time I turn my phone on now it says "Connection to GALAXY (blahblah) earbuds failed" I don't have ear buds. I wouldn't know how to connect ear buds. Someone in the neighborhood has bluetooth earbuds that my phone is hitting on. I'm planning what song to play if they actually do connect.

I never have begrudged anyone vacations and travel. However, today while emptying urinal and spreading ointment on surgical scars hearing comedians talk about their overseas travel this fall punched me in the gut. I hate everyone lol.

Too much going on in real life to watch Talamasca all the way through so I binged The Naughty Librarian's recaps of the series instead. I'll watch eventually. www.youtube.com/@TheNaughtyL...

Grandson was listing off silly foods to have for lunch yesterday. He asked what I wanted and I said "A lion!" he said "A lion? How do you cook a lion" I said "Very carefully" He laughed a solid 10 minutes. I felt like the funniest comedian ever lol. Old jokes on new kids. It's a thing.

Best laugh of the week. Recovering husband was reading. I was folding laundry. YouTube played @nspband.bsky.social Pour Some Sugar on Me then Power of Love. Husband looks up from his book. "You know, anthropologists will study that band in 100 years for the changes of video portrayal of women"

One week post bypass and husband is home doing well. It's a long recovery. He didn't have the double bypass they could only do the widow maker artery so he has to go back once healed for the calcified one. He's asleep. I'm washing dishes w/ music on. Have a happy turkey day to those who partake.

Husband is doing well enough to flash his gnarly scar like a proud 10 year old gruesome boy. He should get to come home tomorrow! PT cleared him and hospital is clearing out for the holiday. I left him at the hospital to tidy the house, pick up meds and pharmacy items and all that fun stuff.

Husband is improving a lot post heart surgery. I've had enough scares to last me a life time. Nurses are awesome and hearing the Trump disgust at labeling them not professionals has been entertaining. The hallways were full of muted "fuck trump" from all political parties. Or rather former parties

Called my 90 year old mama to tell her husbands heart surgery is tomorrow and she wished him well. Says men are puny younger now than in her day lol also that if he doesn't make it I don't have to go find me another man because im 61. I shocked her and said I wouldn't want just one hahaha

Walgreens keeps getting worse. Pre op meds that were called in for husband Thursday that he's supposed to start today still aren't here. They "found" one while im here explaining the need. The other ? Who knows.

Daughter called a Lyft ride to get home from work at Amazon. A different car and driver showed up so she refused the ride. This is the retaliation of that driver. Shes 34 years old.

Husband is so nervous about heart surgery. Justifiably so. It's robotic through the ribs. Today he took my hands in his and said gently while chuckling "you singing Mr Roboto is not helping." Dangit.

5 minutes online and I had to stop due to the "trump blew clinton" jokes. I'm too old to laugh that hard. I hit "the rich eating the rich" ones and I gave up.

Finally have a surgery date for husbands bypass. Next Thursday. Eek! My fight or flight is triggered. Becky is gonna run! Not really, I will adult. Not fair he gets anti anxiety meds and I am the one handling EVERYTHING.

Remember last week when the rabbit hole I went down was just an asshole live streamer seemingly zapping his dog with a shock collar to make it sit down in frame? yeah. Those were the good old days. #news today is lit.

I've seen them before but I saw James and Elyse Willems on #Smosh 20th Anniversary TNTL and looked up their podcast Answer For It on YouTube. Easy funny listen with episodes under an hour. www.youtube.com/@answerforIt

It's Humpday! Let's take a moment to click on social media and see what's going on in the world today! ................uh..Never mind. One can only hope that solar storm has mercy on humanity and does takes out the internet.

It will never not mess me up when I scroll through social media and a dude from teen years passes by the screen. Not the glorious late 70s long haired buff rock and roll boy but an old chunky man with a Wilford Brimley mustache in a Harley Davidson shirt.

Put kid on bus at 6:30am. turned Interstellar on while I cut fabric. It is now almost 11am and still watching because nerd king got up and pauses it to give me astrophysics lectures before resuming. Marry a nerd. You'll never feel alone. Also you'll never watch an entire movie beginning to end.

Snow flurries in Smyrna TN . Grandson waiting for the bus said "snow day?" optimistic kid. lol

Proof of great teachers! The best birthday present. Grandson actually wrote something finally. Kid can read anything, edit photos, math whiz.hates to hold a pencil.

It's my birthday!! 61. How did I hit SIXTY ONE? Time flies. I treated myself to a trip to the fabric store and spent 20 bux on some panels. Saw a dead pig on the side of the road. Not something I've ever seen. Listened to David Bowie playlist on the drive and had a pleasant trip sans the dead pig.

Grandson kept doing math a few minutes then stopped in his tracks and said 5244(some more numbers) equals Infinity" Grandpa said that's not what Infinity is. Grandson said "Infinity is when you're tired of doing math"

Grandpa has been doing math with 5yr old. 8 +8 =16 16+16 = 32 32+32= 64 and finally 64+64 is 128. ok so he can memorize that much.we were outside and he started the math and when they finished at 128 gs just started saying 128+128= 256 256+256= 512 512+512 = 1024 and he KEPT GOING up to 8192.

Mentioned to nerd husband that Japan has called on their military to go after bears due to so many bear attacks. That man has spent 30 minutes refaling me with every bear fact in his brain. He's on Kodiak bears at the moment.

The original format is BACK after a rather bad awkward sponsored episode. This one is funny and the guests were perfect detectives on the cases. #Smosh youtu.be/J9JowZIdADE?...

Grandson out of nowhere "Grandma you ARE pretty!" me "thank you! You're pretty too" Grandson "Grandpa tells you that you're pretty every day so I will too!" How cute is that?

There's a book coming out Nov 4th that I want. I will get on audible probably. Yes they are on my playlist. My lifetime is FULL of the best songs ever. I lived the right time period. Today it was Styx, Dire Straits and ELO in the car drive. www.amazon.com/Wings-Story-...

Clicked on Amazon to order husband's medical stuff. There's a new tab. LUXURY. What in my purchase history of stool softeners, ointments and icy hot makes Amazon think LUXURY is in ANY WAY part of my budget or life? Come ON. Holy cow. 965 dollars for a purse? Why'd I click? stupid.

The grandson watched Aristocats at his other grandparents this weekend. He's had me running around in circles trying to find a stupid song that he sings to me in garbled 5 year old singing and expects me to know. I handed him the Roku remote and told him to find it himself after 30 minutes. He did

Best laugh this weekend was watching Ethan Nestor take Garrett Watts to Spirit Halloween on #Youtube. Funny stuff. youtu.be/z5HfoTXOENw?...

Put a "take one" sign up with the big bojangles box full of candy I had set out to step inside and pee. Someone came along in that 3 minutes and emptied it out. Took it all. I hope they get a tummy ache. I had full size sour patch kids and boxes of nerds. Next year they get boogars and onions .

no grandson for Halloween. he's gone to other grandparents for tonight. I'm already in my flannel nightgown and clocking out for the day. if anyone bypasses my dark porch and rings the bell they're getting my "tired old lady who doesn't give a fuck" costume and some sour patch kids or nerds.

Husband's 65th birthday today! Why does he get better looking with age and I turn into an old potato? Not fair. Anyway I smooched his pretty face, laughed at the soundtrack of his wheelchair buddy barfing at our feet then made him clean it up. It's his dog and he gave it the milk it didn't digest.

Grandson went outside to play on the porch and after he quit fussing about it being cold and rainy sang "it's raining tacos from out of the sky" so long that I want tacos for lunch. I asked where that song came from and he came in and got on tablet and said "here's the audio clip". Such a vocabulary

Decided I needed laughter this morning so I teleported back to my 30s and I am watching Scary Movie 3 on YouTube movies. heh. it's an old movie now.

Me to husband "do you think I'll ever be able to afford a makeover?" Husband "not even a mortician when the time comes"

Gloomy Monday. Being solar powered sucks in the autumn when there are week long cloudy days. I create balance by staying in my pajamas, wrapping up in a quilt, trashy tv and ignoring responsibility until the sun comes back.

I miss my instapot. I want chicken and dumplings. I do not have chicken nor dumplings anyway. I need a chef. Next husband has quite the list of requirements.(chef, fancy sewing machine store owner, working car) Husband says "you're stuck with me." Good thing he's pretty because that boy can't cook.

Saw a hair on my chin in car mirror. Can't find it now that I'm home. I now know why we see old ladies plucking their chins while driving 80mph on the interstate. Living dangerously for a REASON.

Nothing ruins my mornings more than F'in Facebook showing me "memories" "here's a memory from 16 yrs ago you might like to see." It's of my DEAD DOG. I had Sheba 13 years and seeing her pics first thing rips my old lady heart out. I hate Facebook. Fat Louie the long dead cat was in the pic too :(

"Grandma if you let me play with my tablet you'll get a golden Lamborghini" that kid. Wait. Do you think he even HAS a golden Lambo? I'm scared to ask.

the #gamegrumps bag is finished. It's been claimed but there's some teens around that may fight him over it lol. @gamegrumps.bsky.social licensed merch from Hot Topic.

Husband demanded I quit hovering and relax. So I'm using my LAST piece of @gamegrumps.bsky.social merch and making a bag. it's the last one. The summer of collecting and cutting up GG merch ends today. I had fun with it all. Will post the completed bag when I finish.

Spicy fantasies of the past have been replaced with daydreams of homemade brownies and ice cream and hot fudge. Is it age or diabetes? Hormones? Sorry sexy fantasy men. You've been replaced with something else I can't have in reality.

Husband made me sit down and sew for an hour to settle down. I had a weird front / back graphic tom and Jerry shirt. Made a bag. I do feel better now. Nothings accomplished but my BP has to be lower lol.

Theres a new ballroom being built. Multi million dollar jets for Noem. Billions to Argentina. Government of the USA is shut down. The US President posts literally shitting on America. Daughter has to go to work sick as a dog because she doesn't have 100 dollars to pay for a dr note. Shit it is.

Grandson's wealthier family must have photo shop because today he pretended to edit photos in photoshop. He "added shadow" he clicked the menu to rotate. Then he "curated a thumbnail!"

Usually have the TV on YouTube watching channels we like. The popular ones are so over saturated with daily content that we are sick of it. Looks like they'd leave people wanting more.TV off and windows open enjoying the breeze and sounds of the neighborhood. And working on shit I don't want to do.

Grandson was outside chasing leaves in the wind and singing "walk the leaves"at the top of his lungs.He suddenly stopped and yelled "It's cold as FUCK out here" Now he's in time out along with grandpa because I'm 99% sure that's where he heard that word. We had a conversation about appropriate words