We are so back. youtu.be/vitil9qMN6A

This is the ATP’s version of Puig’s Rio gold but 10 times more extreme.

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Readers, we truly won.

It feels like Bouchard was sent into retirement in Montreal 2 weeks ago and the semifinals take place on a … Wednesday? This is still my default mode regarding the 2-weekification of most Masters/1000 events:

Me, this summer:

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🇮🇹

I’m so sorry Amanda, I jinxed you badly.

The whole point of arguing is to reach a consensus, whatever that may be. Why argue with people (online!) who have clearly indicated that arguing is a means to end points of view or opinions that don’t strictly align with their own. Save your energy for more important things.

Jannik and Novak in this third set. youtu.be/nfRzd0aY-0c?...

But at the same time, we do believe in Karma!

God bless Bad Homburg, where line umps roam free and our legends are still on court! #shino4eva

There’s someone with a sharpie in the White House, so no issue. 🫠🫠🫠

3:20h - 33 degrees. 🥵

Bad Homburg Good Tennis Great Crowd

If you have 15 minutes today, watch Sandra Oh’s commencement address at Dartmouth. Absolute legend. youtu.be/P7TYeFy0JtA?...

Coco Gauff truly invoking the spirit of Timea Bacsinszky with her FH at this point and we cannot help but stan the slice and spin chaos with 40% dropping before the service line.

It’s a whole module at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks, just ask Jenna Maroney!

Today is the day.

Der har varit längesen, Stockholm.

Would not be where I am without the incredible, tremendous people in tennis giving me a shot and opening doors. Courtney’s one of them. There’s pasta, Palm Springs (iykyk) and beer waiting in Europe, friend.

At the same time, we do believe in karma. 👋

Madison! Keys!

Today has been one of the whiplashier days in the world of biathlon. 🫠🫠🫠

Not bad.

Her whole life is thunder.

Yes, very winter and white Christmas here.

Breaking: they survived! It's a Christmas miracle. 🎧

In case you're wondering how my Christmas is going: I just opened the door of my laundry machine, and my in-ear headphones fell out after an accidental deep cleaning and being submerged for 2 1/2 hours.

This 4 hour train ride through the finnish forests during sunrise was pure bliss.

The Swiatek news were not on my bingo list for this week. Tennis and its never-ending issue with over-the-counter meds.

Glad to announce that had my annual "Paris Geller, Editor of the Yale Daily News" moment this week 🥰.

"Have you ever tried... THIS ONE?" 👀

Neighbourhood #1

@tjc05.bsky.social @fortydeucetwits.bsky.social Dale! Low-key obsessed.

This was my first-ever Davis Cup. Kind of wild how Rafa has been doing this for over 20 years. Insane ride.

Taylor Fritz, doing the Lord's work four times in a row, truly King behaviour.

They better do AOT x Skyfall.

And so it begins again... #biathlon

The trailer looks incredible. Surprisingly, in spirit, it reminded me of the monologues in Lana Del Rey's "Ride" music video more than anything else.

Naturally.

🍂 autumn 🤝 winter 🏔

Fun, fun match to wrap up the season. More of this match-up in 2025, please!

Ok, that's a point and a half for Gauff to break.

(Re)Introduce yourself with: One book 📚 One movie 🎥 One album 💿 One tv show 📺

It's almost strange how you can scroll Bluesky for an entire minute, and you don't come across a single terrible or unnecessarily cruel take? That will take some time to get used to.

Tonight, I treated myself to a bath bomb. Little did I know about the copious amount of glitter in the bath bomb. I look like Edward Cullen from up closer.

I have decided to go back to comfort watching a TV show in the light of this absolute mess of a week.