Sigh... Hate when I'm right.

They're gonna lose 2-0 again, right? Johansson will be pulled and they'll get an ENG. Hoping I'm wrong.

Just read the fine print on the Stranger Things/Discover card commercial. "Flame throwers are best left to professionals. Or Nancy Wheeler." 😂 Nancy is a bad ass.

#TBLightning starters Holmberg-Gourde-Girgensons D'Astous-Lilleberg Johansson #GoBolts scratches: Douglas, James (inj), Vasilevskiy (IR), McDonagh (IR), Cernak (IR) Leafs starters Cowan-Tavares-Nylander Rielly-OEL Hildeby

I appreciate they addressed me by my Christian name.

Trade: The #GoBolts have acquired 22 year old defenseman Ethan Samson from the Philadelphia Flyers in exchange for defenseman Roman Schmidt. Samson is 6-foot-3, 205 pounds and has 4 assists in 10 AHL games this season. He has 142 career AHL GP to his resume with 100 PIMs. He was a 6th-round pick.

Texas, let’s win this thing. #JasmineForUS #TexasTough

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The Ellisons losing on this is in everyones interest

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You will be visited by three spirits but the algorithm will only show you the same spirit 72 different times

Maroon just called Sorokin Sisgirken. 💀

#TBLightning pregame line rushes Hagel-Cirelli-Guentzel Paul-James-Bjorkstrand Holmberg-Gourde-Girgensons Douglas-Finley-Goncalves #GoBolts pregame defensive rushes Moser-Raddysh Hedman-Crozier D'Astous-Lilleberg Johansson Halverson

Injury updates: Both Andrei Vasilevskiy and Nikita Kucherov are day to day for the #GoBolts  , per Jon Cooper. Johansson starts tonight. “Gonna be a different lineup tonight unfortunately.”

This is some bullshit. My bid for Warner Bros was completely ignored after some asshole leaked my plans to call it Whatnot Bros.

“Anti-trans activist and Binary Australia spokesperson Kirralie Smith has been ordered to pay $95,000 in fines and issue a public apology after she was found to have vilified two trans women earlier this year.” Look, it’s possible to hold transphobes accountable for abusing trans people.

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I'd kinda like to see Logan's Run for Congress

And yet nothing will happen. We've seen this kind of 💩since the first administration, they get away with EVERYTHING.

Why it matters

7 game win streak is kaput. Bolts lose 2-1. I wouldn't say they played poorly, but they definitely weren't as sharp and were too loose defensively. Credit to sorokin for keeping them off the board for most of the game.

Hey! James gets the Bolts on the board! 2-1 them with 3:34 left in 3rd. Maybe they can tie it?

Yeah, had a feeling they'd play like shit tonight and the streak would end. 2-0 obnoxious goal celebration team. Still time, but sorokin hasn't let them score.

Bolts are scrambly.

🙄 Bolts get mixed up and shitty coverage 0-1 obnoxious goal celebration team.

I think Gourde has some competition with D'Astous and the French Canadian accent. lol Love it!

Bolts look crappy on defense. Vasy has had to make some big saves already. 0-0 end of 1.

Bolts need to tighten up defensively.

D'Astous just saved a goal. Big lapse in coverage straight up the middle and he got there.

How does this horse-hockey reduce the price of travel?

😯 Now that's a signing! We see you, Utah. We see you!

Nothing but 💩 comes out his mouth.

Keep kicking the voters.

According to fuckface just now, "Affordability is a democrat scam. Blah blah blah. Because of them we have the worst inflation we've ever had. Since January we have stopped inflation in its tracks." Dude just endlessly fucking lies.

Try to top that @theonion.com

#USWNT ends the year with another W! Macario and Shaw with the goals. Yohannes and Thompson with the assists. 2'0 #USWNT over Italy.

Ya think?!

As Brit Hume says, when Pete Hegseth says he "has the back" of Admiral Bradley, he means he's plunging a knife into it.

This administration is filled with the absolute dumbest, meanest, cruelest pieces of shit. And they're so *proud* to be dumb, mean, cruel pieces of shit too. They delight in it. They brag about it. It's vice signaling as a way of life.

ⓘ This account is like if you had an advent calendar for cringe

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Ow, Sears. I know that hurt.

Dems need new leadership. Period.

Jaelin Howell is back!! 👏👏 She found her game at #GothamFC. Seems to be a trend there. 🤔 Go Batties! 🦇

Croix and Reale are coming in for Yohannes and Wiesner. Maybe Lily can help settle down the backline.

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I truly wish #TNT #TBS would understand they don't need to put the mics near the percussionists. It drowns out pretty much everything. Lower the volume at least. 🙄 And it's beyond annoying for someone with Misophonia.

Jaedyn Shaw, everybody! So, Thompson is hauling ass down the pitch, has a give and go with Macario, then as soon as Alyssa gets it back, she sets it up for Shaw. 2'0 #USWNT That was gorgeous.

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