When the masochist sub into impact play needs to leave a room: “Gotta see someone about a dead horse”

God I was so emo lol but like, not in the music genre way but also in the music genre way

I feel really dumb and a little guilty for how high maintenance of a partner I can be

The way I’m smoking a cigarette listening to Trouble radio on Spotify at 3am like it’s 2012

Overton Windows98

Getting railed so hard to the point of barking and drooling would fix me rn to be honest

My birthday falls a week before Thanksgiving. I think this year I just want my friends to send me nudes in a horn shaped wicker basket, a pornucopia if you will

Yall, I woke up to find out I have a new stepgirlfriend 🥲

When you’re too weak to pin her down so you give her head

Oh look, the inaugural bluesky post