🚨🚨Sisyphus is now available to stream worldwide! Which also means only 3 more weeks until Instinct! 🚨🚨 cutaia.ffm.to/sisyphus

I'll never understand how the fuckin' music industry just accepts garbage ass fuckin' @musixmatch.bsky.social as the one monopolistic place to do lyric distribution. They've had years to make a website that works even a fuckin' little bit and these cunts refuse to do it.

Jesus Christ, this captcha on Ampwall. At some point the robots are gonna be better at figuring these out than we are...

I've also replaced the cover art for the previously released singles Thanks for the Memories and An Irishman's Tale. Was fun making a whole unified vibe for this album's releases!

Our next single 'Fake Diamonds' is out on VALENTINE'S DAY! Links will be available closer to the date (as soon as our distributor gives them to us) Send Fake Diamonds to your lovers this Feb 14th courtesy of Scarlet Lashes! (You're very welcome) 💋

🚨🚨🚨 The new single from my upcoming album, Instinct, is available to pre-add on various streamers! 🚨🚨🚨 cutaia.ffm.to/sisyphus

Honestly, "Puerto Rico is part of the US" feels like the wrong defense anyway, because in reality the truth is, "The Superbowl is just a game and piece of entertainment, not a branch of the fucking government, so why would it even matter if a foreigner performed there in the first place?"

Green Day and Bad Bunny not making any "political" statements (song choice notwithstanding) was actually the best move, because it makes everyone who was mad look ridiculous. Like...*that* uplifting, beautiful halftime show is what you were crying about?

🎶 New SINGLE releases! Feb. 9 - Feb. 15 🎶 FRIDAY @cutaia.net cutaia.ffm.to/sisyphus cutaia.bandcamp.com/album/instinct @godribbon.bsky.social godribbon.bandcamp.com/track/stfuumf @nathaliemiranda.bsky.social feat Colt McKay On streaming services, already available at shorturl.at/8tQQx 3/3

I can't believe I have to go through an entire second period of my life where Kid Rock is relevant again.

There's absolutely gotta be someone using the drag name "Kitty Litter" right?

An important thing to know about the internet is that the person who doesn't know what meat looks like is also often the person that feels compelled to tell strangers what they think about their food.

Dropbox and I have slightly different criteria for "OMG YOU'RE ALMOST OUT OF STORAGE! UPGRADE NOW BEFORE YOU'RE FUCKED!"

Like an insane person, I've now already started working on Instinct remixes. 😭 Nevermind the music videos I have planned, and needing to get my live performances together to start taking Instinct to open mics. The work is never done, and I love it.

Since it's Bandcamp Friday, I went ahead and got Instinct put up for pre-order, so it's now available at cutaia.bandcamp.com! There's 4 other albums on there as well: A Good Way to Disappear/Reappear, Grow and the Kill Baron First EP. There. I officially promoted myself today, lol.

@drakeerv.com - Hey, I'm trying to attach the previously released Instinct singles to the album on Bandcamp, and it's more complicated than I thought, so I think I've deleted some stuff from your library? lol, I dunno. Either way, I'm gonna get you a code for Instinct as soon as I can.

My album is officially finished. Excited to announce the release schedule! All available on streaming and Bandcamp. 2/13 - Sisyphus (Single) 2/20 - Traffic Lights & Dollar Stores (Single) 2/27 - Time (Single) 3/6 - Instinct (16 track LP)

As someone who would never, ever play Exit 8, I'm actually reasonably excited about the upcoming movie.

"What if your favorite 20 page biography of David Bowie is in the Epstein Files?" "I'm pretty sure that's not--"

Hopefully tomorrow I'll have a finalized release date for Instinct, but in the meantime, I'll be releasing a single from the album on February 13th, called Sisyphus. Here's the cover art for the single!

Just found that I had blocked someone who I've never interacted with who seems perfectly fine at first glance. Thinking using the "block lists" was maybe not the best idea, even if most of them are probably valid?

The Venn diagram of "people who play Hallelujah at church and Born in the USA at political rallies" and "people who aren't gonna watch the halftime show because they wouldn't understand the lyrics" is a circle.

I feel like I saw an account recently on my feed that does album reviews of artists on Bluesky...anyone know who I'm talking about, or did I imagine this?

To get the best master, gonna export at *25* bits, because that's one more.

I'll be honest, releasing millions of pages of "Epstein Files" seems less good than just prosecuting even one single person.

I started clicking the not-interested button on my Insta ads and started liking every single ad of indie music artists and that's all I'm getting now, I didn't knew it could switch it up so fast.

Been scrambling to figure out what to do with my fuckin' e-mail account since I just found out yesterday that Google is killing pop3 accounts in the Gmail ecosystem.

Why the fuck do so many websites hide the "login" button these days? I'm sick of going to a site I haven't been on in awhile and having to fuckin' hunt for it because their main page is just full of 4 different "signup" and "join" links instead. 😭

Can we just find Mr. Beast in the Epstein Files or something, so I can stop having to see his dumb face everywhere?

Saw this in a vintage 80s/90s store.

The most boring trope in superhero movies is, "The bad guy has the exact same powers, so we don't have to hear nerds bitch about any perceived power imbalance."

It always cracks me up when people say shit like, "Oh, your robot vacuum and Wi-Fi router are giving the government the layout to your home" because mother fucker, have you not heard of blueprints?

The worst thing about "Gulf of America" has been watching the America-First-God-Bless-America-Keep-America-Great-Again crowd fall all over themselves trying to explain that America is actually the name of the continent.

Last night we went out Aurora hunting. Didn't end up seeing anything, but while we sat at Lake Sterling, stargazing, Quin mentioned how close we were to Nebraska on the map. She thought it would be funny if we went there on a whim, and who am I to disagree? So we did.

When I hear people randomly bring up the Mercator projection in discussions about Greenland, it always honestly just seems like *they* actually just learned about it.

Just learned the Portuguese word for Trillions, and could only think of this.

Just saw someone recommend Deezer as an "ethical" alternative to Spotify, and as someone who had a lot of songs removed from Deezer because they consider small artists to just be clutter that doesn't make them enough money: Fuck Deezer.

Hot?

The new Cavetown album reminds me a lot of Self.

I don't really care about what's in the food pyramid, because I already cook every meal with a whole stick of butter. So, it doesn't really surprise me that someone would recommend adjusting amounts of things. What's absurdly annoying, though, is the concept of making the pyramid "upside down."

What a fuckin' photo!

Oh, thanks Bandcamp. I hadn't thought of that. I'll get right on it.

Fascism loves it when the other side turns real, provable stories into even more shocking stories that can absolutely not be proven.

Found some even earlier film of mine. New York, NY. August 21st, 1996

Yo, anyone notice that as soon as pet insurance became popular, suddenly vet bills are fucking astronomical?

Rounding out the end of my 2001 road trip: Grand Canyon, palm trees in front of my childhood home in Vegas, Hoover Dam, and Avenida Revolución in Tijuana.

Holy fuck, this KiNG MALA cover of Toxic is so fuckin' cool.

My family, this Christmas, sat around calling Alec Baldwin a murderer with their only reasoning being, "The first rule of guns is you never point a gun at a person." There isn't a camera angle in existence that's going to convince these people to drop the dumbass "domestic terrorist" shit.