Boxes for nails, on the other hand…

I’m going out on a limb here and guessing that he’s not had a chance to read any of these articles due to his busy schedule.

Someone please check on Renzo Piano.

Someone please check on Renzo Piano.

Lol. The award name is just printed on some thin metal sheet. Not engraved even. They basically took some other sculpture and slapped a label on it for him.

Exciting career news, guys!…

the border guard comes in at the last minute and unloads two barrels into chigurh’s leg before llewelyn staggers to his feet and says “I call heads” before he brains him with the silencer to the skull.

a Carnot engine of misery

German uses the same word for crispy and crunchy. I propose dünnknusprig and dickknusprig.

I mean, even if you don’t like immigration, why say this? There aren’t many vegetarians that begin talking about Hitler’s historical impact by praising his vegetarianism.

The glowing orb, finishing its daily trek, cascaded down the sky and sunk below the proud, vertical greenery at the edge of the horizon, plunging the world as I saw it into a dimly lit state. Can I get a book deal, too?

In a just world, this should trigger an immediate lawsuit and result in the jailing of everyone at the company who approved this.

The lyric “there’ll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans” is my roman empire.

To continue the analogy, maybe the times isn’t the referee, but a sports journalist or commentator will definitely say how they think the play went down.

Build this. Do it. I f’in dare you.

Naming my fists “front” and “setback” because they regulate how close you can get to the street.

Strong floor. Strong ceiling. Strong walls. Strong bars.

I suppose this is an improvement over their original headline of “contains multitudes.”

Look, who are we to stand in the way if the c-suite believes they can be replaced by ai tools?

This was roughly a plot point in a West Wing episode, right?

Stop honking! I’m listening to… Arcturus Mengsk’s speech in the Starcarft cinematic “The Inauguration.”

The Rubicon is pretty shallow. Doesn’t seem that tough.

Man never brined a turkey in his life.

Will use this occasion to post a draft I never published on the other site: The existence of Robert A.M. Stern implies the existence of Robert P.M. Stern.

Every deportation ruins, at minimum, one person’s life, but usually many, many more. Virtually everyone who migrates does so because they seek the opportunity to succeed. No one does so expecting to be showered with assistance, least of all from the government of the country they’re coming to.

It must be tough to have a talent that disappears when the power goes out or the internet is down.

Like Skynet, but rather than launching nukes, it just ties up the entire world economy in an infinite cycle of debt.

It’s impossible to be taken seriously when you say that a movie has boss baby vibes now, even if it CLEARLY DOES.

It’s childish, I know, but even after 15 years here, this and the word “Ausfahrt” will always be funny to me.

I went to the store. They’re all out of you.

Not thrilled with this diagnosis from the Kinderarzt.

Bitching about ConEd is like the one thing that unites all New Yorkers.

@holz-bau.bsky.social: by eliminating the need for a second stair, we can open up a new world of possibilities for housing! louisville: and if we eliminated the first stair?

grok rn

Border Patrol goons just killed two Dem staffers and kidnapped the wife of a senator. We’re going to need lots of help if we’re going to defray those funeral costs and pay the ransom they’re demanding! Can you send just $5 today to help us?

Hey @blueskyAI, how does Steve rank in all-time intelligence? @blueskyAI: Steve is a top 5 intellect, for sure. His immense brainpower combined with a diligence that make elon’s grind look like a cakewalk are a pairing that places him among the most well-respected polymaths in history.

celebrity chef on morning show: and we’re going to add some heat with some chopped up calabrian chilies chili farmer from apulia, just off camera, imitating celebrity chef’s voice: or apulian chilies

me: about to cut up some fruit for breakfast my brain, in the voice of bill swerski's superfans: daa pears!

This makes total sense and is smart.

DoorDash's State of Local Commerce Report McDonald’s Impact Summit Cheesecake Factory’s Quarterly Industrial Labor Forecast

Kudos to New Order for having a song – “sixty miles an hour” – that feels illicit, but is actually about going the speed limit.

Labeling a series of laws “signature policy” like slapping the “franchise” tag on some player.

Hard to find a better example of the “me sowing…me reaping” tweet than the deregulation of sport betting.

If there is a country on this planet that takes plagiarism seriously, it’s the one where it is a career-ending political scandal that your two-decades-old doctor’s thesis contains a couple of instances of unattributed text.

Winning bid on my skyscraper proposal came from Babel Construction Ltd.

How do we know the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V had a dirty mouth? He was on a Diet of Worms.

See? More bad kerning, @dieworkwear.bsky.social.

Using the importance: high thing on an email should trigger a wellness check.