Field trip! Everyone hop on, @molivierposts.bsky.social and DILF Draco are taking us, and recently divorced Hermione, for a ride— wait, wait, not that kind of ride, scrub your filthy mind! This isn’t just an audio smut channel!! I scream as they drag me away to post this T rated DILF Draco delight

To trick *and* treat our Halloweenies Hangovers, we’re wrapping up Halloweenies with a *gripping* tentacle-filled tale: What A Kraken Grasps It Does Not Lose by ThornedHuntress ~7k words/ 1 hour archiveofourown.org/works/73243046 #nsfw #dramione #podfic

Hello hello, it’s the final day of Halloweenies! Follow the light and you might unravel the mystery woven by achromatics ~18k words / 1.5 hours archiveofourown.org/works/73353541 #nsfw #dramione #podfic

And for day 4 of Halloweenies: we’re parched, come have a drink with us and @malfoyesque.bsky.social — side effects include debauchery and overall degenerate-ism archiveofourown.org/works/73299681 #nsfw #dramione #podfic

Knock, knock… for day 3 of Halloweenies we had a slutty, ravenous vampire at your door, courtesy of bremonster archiveofourown.org/works/73244126

Let’s get cozy by the fire with @baitswitch.bsky.social! Draco in flannel… in the Irish countryside… on Samhain… softly *commanding* archiveofourown.org/works/73178836 #nsfw #dramione #podfic

ssssurprise! Starting off BOLD with dual-dick Draco 🐍 🐍, by the lovely quicknotesquim (and asking the question, how many snake hiss effects is TOO many???) ~7k words / 45 minutes #dramione #podfic #NSFW Seriously: Do Not Listen at Work archiveofourown.org/works/73154741

Do you hear that? Something wicked this way *comes* -- a ssssserpentine surprissseee 🐍 launches tomorrow, along with our first ever holiday collection: A very smutty #dramione Halloween! 😈

Coming soon to head phones and AO3 and anywhere you'll have us, really! A collective (unhinged) effort between @cmvela.bsky.social @lemondwedgie.bsky.social and @sultrynuns.bsky.social powered by honey & green tea and a rabid love of voicenotes ft our favorite bits of Hot Fictional Man dialogue