Rubbish.

Couple of thoughts on my mind today: Soup is neither a food or a drink. Nobody lives in Torquay. That’s all I’ve got. Discuss…

David Coote has decided that a good way to get the people of Liverpool back on side is to do an interview with The Sun.

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Elon Musk is a Nazi who can’t spell Elton.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, you CANNOT air-fry a Mars Bar.

Not much of a ‘Battle of Britain’ is it?… In the English corner, a team whose own manager described them as their “worst team EVER”, going up againt, in the Scottish corner, a team who routinely finish second in a two team league. More like a light skirmish of the also-rans.

Seems only fair that Noel Gallagher should be allowed to design Manchester City’s kit, after he allowed their players to write his lyrics.

It’s a stupid game for thickos.

Left on 90 minutes to avoid the traffic. Well played, Bees. An excellent point earned! 🐝🐝🐝👏

Glenn Hoddle: absolutely peerless in three fields… 1) describing in punishing detail what you’ve just seen. 2) storing actual driving gloves in the glove-compartment of his Kia Sportage. 3) Won’t buy a fridge unless it has a designated egg compartment.

I had route-canal treatment this morning. On Commencement, the lovely lady dentist told me I should start feeling completely numb, and all I’ll be able to hear is a lot of horrible noise, this was just as The Lady in Red started playing on Smooth FM. She was absolutely right.

Hello. I used to go to the Comprehensive School up the road, but I kept getting suspended for absolutely no reason. They’ve got a new headmaster there who’s an absolute weapon. Be nice to me and I’ll be your best friend x

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