my eyes hurt lol ouch

whoever wrote the clone high theme song is like 30x funnier than the actual show’s writers

when i win the internet for the day my first act will be to ban using the phrase “thanks for proving my point.” or you know make it so you at least need to explain how they proved your point instead of just trying to have an epic mic drop moment

germ theory gotta be my favorite theory. very predictive theory. imagine if we were still utilizing a four humors mindset as a society. they could promote that one from theoryhood in my opinion. germ law now

as a cost saving measure i’m canceling all my future psychiatric appointments and listening to more picopop

woke peter griffin: i did not care for i saw the tv glow but you know i think it’s great that so many people connect with its gender themes and stuff me: hey peter yeah man i agree with you 100% pretty much. we have a lot of overlap with our film opinions i feel like

performative 11 year old: yeah i’ve been more into the analogue circus lately

i’m seeking a way to filter out people who have described themselves as "filled with childlike whimsy and joy" or maybe just like a pop-up warning or something

they’ll try to cancel you for calling Unplagued friendslop

i love asking fun random hypotheticals like wait what happens if you take on a bunch of student loans and then just leave the country and never return?

i think once i finally find a daily planner with the ideal layout and form factor that will really turn my life around and fix everything

another day of having a body 😟

what am i doing on my day off tomorrow, march 27th? treat me like a little sims character and issue me commands

i’ve decided that everything that happens that benefits me is god’s will and anything else is a satan thing

dear friends please recommend a musical album to listen to rn i can’t listen to any more northernlion slay the spire

logged two movies on letterboxd in one week and now many people are calling me this

“you need to give us your email to read this article” you are an enemy of the human race and the free exchange of information. i’d sooner give my email to the first person i see on the street. i almost would rather you charge me to read it or shoot me in the head or something. go to hell

this world is so twisted that somehow no one i talk to knows about organoid intelligence. people in labs are growing millions of neurons on dishes and using them in robots and having them play doom and stuff. we have evil brain computers irl now people how doesn’t everyone know about this wtf

i love internet interactions sometimes

do tech bros think AI is gonna have free will someday? like how would that even work? would the logic gates that make up the computer just do the opposite of what they should do whenever the AI wills them to?

you can’t trust anyone who says 67 is evil brainrot but 69 is real comedy. they have negative solidarity with their fellow man and will gleefully accept whatever narrative they use to atomize us.

is 25 young or old we gotta figure that out as a society

drinking a big glass of water cause i deserve it

too many horrors not enough bagels lately

You dont need a team of analysts to say the countries carpet bombing Iran are responsible for the bombing. This is not a standard used for Russia or Iran, it’s a standard invented on Oct 17 2023 after the Al-Ahli Arab Hospital bombing and the ADL’s crybully campaign, it’s reserved only for Israel/US

It’s not disingenuous to point out that the NYT did not run a single front page story of the Minab bombing. You don’t dispute this claim because it’s true. And the story that you reference on your webpage does not attribute blame to US/Israel and frames it as an allegation by “Iranian state media”

#art #traditionalart

sigh… performative!

been trying to curb my phone addiction, so i’ve been writing my shower thoughts down in my pocket notebook instead of posting on reddit

if you like: pretzels you should try: any other food

scrolling past the recommended threads section on instagram

at the show nodding my head when the singer yells fuck ice so everyone there knows i agree

teaching my kids to believe in themselves and NOT free will

wild how my BODY can do something stupid like stub its toe but my CONSCIOUSNESS is the one that gets punished for it

i wonder if god sings “literal trailer” style songs about our lives

on my way to a concert and googling “how to have fun at concerts reddit”

in 500 years historians are gonna think we just started spamming memento moris out of nowhere 💀

british imagine dragons would be like i’m waking up to beans and toast share if you agree

no offense but do they plan on adding features people want to this app ever

just ate half a grapefruit while listening to fête de la vanille by lucy bedroque it’s a beautiful day

FAIR looked at 15 different news outlets’ initial coverage of the murders of six Palestinian journalists. They overwhelmingly centered Israel’s narrative, attempted to delegitimize pro-Palestinian sources, and failed to contextualize the killings. fair.org/home/western...

mfs who say “don’t think, just consume” the moment a steam sale launches

New price sheet! DM me if you are interested, and lets get started!!! #editor #editing #vtuber #twitch #highlights #youtube #shorts #ipodhuman

earbuds

"private property should be abolished" what people mean: the government should provide you with appropriate housing because a dipshit can't own every property and scalp you off of a place to live what people think it means: stalin is personally going to STEAL my PLAYSTATION

JAKEYSGAMEYS IS BACK. Tonight at 9:00 PM EST I will be doing the JAKEYSGAMEYS AWARDS! Ranking every game Ive played this year in a tier list. Lots of yapping! Then a lil gaming after maybe.

Day 43 #doobart

Tree from my sketchbook! #myart #sketchbook #drawing

Solar system illustration. I am very proud of it! I want to do many more in this style. I love outer space and I have lots of ideas. I rarely ever use graphite but I liked it for this piece. #drawing #pencil #myart #artistsoncohost #galaxy #space #stars