next time i get a doordash driver that sits in a parking lot for 30 minutes before getting my food im gonna put them in a tshirt cannon and shoot them into orbit

after many centuries the great tree stretched his tired branches, yawned, then he finally spoke “both are a right pussy fart” and he died n farted his pants

dispensaries are so funny it’s always: “would you like the purple yum yum or stinky fuck george lopez”

it is so insane that as soon as you click “look for match” in marvel rivals it immediately finds a game

i can already tell i’m gonna be a thor main

i’m so glad i forced myself to try new foods i used to be a meat and potatoes type but veggies are so god damn good

great now they’re making the yuletide gay… FUCKING WOKE!!!!

the longer ninja drags the meme the funnier it gets tbh

turkey stock time

i’m think timid drivers are leagues more dangerous that a new that whips like crazy

new ios is ugly as hell

i need the AI bubble to pop right now

PNEUMONIIAAAAAAA DESTROY DENNIS PRAGER… AND MY LIFE… IS YOURS…

save me costco hotdog costco hotdog save me

i need a pcc so bad. having a rifle is cool and all but 5.56 is so fuckin expensive compared to 9mm let alone 300 blk

how it feels to be congested all day then eat spicy food and it goes away instantly

I CANT PUT SHOES ON BEERUS???? FUCK FORTNITE!!!!!

hello new followers i am world famous #1 today ❤️👽

new trigger has been gotten, was better feeling. 3.5 pounds instead of 6. OEM glock trigger safety instead of the hinge system standard on the dagger. gotta take it to the range though (and get a suppressor >:3 )

promoting my acc on here so i don’t have to use twitter anymore

sorry i’m mostly gun posting but im done w the dagger build. just need a new holster :)

i will not lie. the minecraft movie looks good

yknow what buddy FUCK you!

i think for the next food company that has an e. coli out break, we should find the CEO, drag him into the streets then tar and feather him

if i see another “do i look like him” dragonball edit i may burst into tears

i fucking love dragonball

new magwell looks and feels so good with the stainless slide 👽 i gotta get a new trigger tho

i won’t lie i miss how emo and diy made me feel in 2020

homemade bahn mi :)

being alternative means i think that new people i meet either think i look like i smell or im cool and esoteric and i kinda obsess on which one i think it is.

i’ve barely spoken today i literally have no clue what to do