Living somewhere without earthquakes sounds crazy like you guys just? Hang heavy art above your BED like it’s nothing???? Bc I personally would prefer not to get killed in my sleep by a picture frame but apparently you don’t have to worry about that in like Chicago

I love reality tv bc what do you mean Ozzy lived a whole ass Greek tragedy on our screens this week??? Having your fate foretold to you in a prophetic dream and STILL falling victim to your hubris and inescapable nature, doomed to repeat old mistakes? Sophocles is quaking #survivor

Love monet x change hope she wins the traitors still thinking about the time in 2019 I went to see Tina burner and she made a surprise appearance, looked me dead in the eye, and said “there’s a lot of white women here tonight”

Make sure to tell a Gemini “I’m sorry, you were right” today

Begging the love island us producers to send the girls to casa amor for once and leave the boys in the villa

JD Vance getting dunked on by two popes is the first time being a cradle catholic has ever been fun

So let me get this straight…..everyone left on #survivor seems to be doing their best to throw their games away for Joe, who has said he would throw away his game for Eva…..NONE OF THESE PEOPLE WANT TO WIN

I’m so obsessed with Mr Darcy’s autistic ass

Thought I had rbf but I’m starting to think it’s more like resting distressed face bc why are people always asking if I’m okay

I admit I’m enjoying Tom Sandoval’s court jester ass on traitors

Loving the survivorfication of traitors

I’ve never seen big brother but it seems to me that the skill set doesn’t translate to the traitors at all—especially compared to survivor, which translates VERY well, even though my understanding is the shows are similar in terms of the strategy required. Curious why that is #traitorsus

My advice for people wanting to know where to find high quality sweaters in the fast fashion era—learn to knit and make your own. I’m so serious. It’s a lot of work but so rewarding, fully customizable, and they can last forever. Slow fashion ftw #knitting

If Rachel goes out in fire I’m boycotting #survivor I stg

This morning’s view

I know it’s been said before but sue is really out here cosplaying a chimney sweep #survivor

“Live action lion king” but it’s not though?? That’s a whole animated movie

Tv off is a Gemini anthem

Told my coworker I don’t really drink but not in a sober way, I’m just a huge stoner instead and she was like yeah actually that makes total sense. Like what gave it away, my everything?

I don’t make survivor winner predictions because I’m literally always wrong but at this point I DO feel confident saying this season is for the girls

Started work on the halibut sweater yesterday (size 2, yarn is kelbourne woolens scout in charcoal heather and grey heather) and I don’t think I’ve been this excited about a pattern EVER Will probably be posting progress updates as I go so stay tuned! #knitting #halibutsweater #handknit

Me, relentlessly self-sabotaging: they hate to see a woman win :/