The biscuit factory is open for business!

We had leftovers for dinner. 13 decided to make a pork chop sandwich with two pieces of leftover pizza for the bread. Yikes.

Since it's getting to be warm weather, I wanted to remind everyone of two important things! 1. Please wear deodorant. 2. Watch how you come out ya neck at me. Carry on.

Spicy green beans with bits of pork belly & a giant piece of cornbread for lunch. Now I need a nap! 😴😴🥱🥱

Childish Gambino & coffee, it makes DOT paperwork a bit easier ☕🎶

I'm really digging this color on me! Have a terrific Tuesday y'all ❣️🐝

Nibbles says purrrrrrr

I think you are the Bee's Knees! 🐝

A public service announcement from your favorite bee! Coming to the pool does not take place of a shower! If you smell so bad that the water in the pool is running away from you, I need you to go wash your ass! Thanks for coming to my Ted talk!

My gaze meets yours My lips need yours Engulf me in your fire Make my soul infernal with your touch Let's dance in the flames we create

My son created my character for our DND campaign we start tomorrow! She's a half elf cleric mage with. Dritten as a companion. Her name is Azrael and her background is angel. I'm pretty pleased!

My husband is writing a D&D campaign so on Sundays this summer, we as a family can play. I've been told my alignment is chaotic good but nope, I'm not sure that's a good compliment 😂 My character is a Mage that can heal & I have an animal companion. I'm digging this!

Me, scrolling these feeds........

Damn.

I told her she couldn't have any ice cream. She's not happy 😂

My face when I smell zero deodorant being used.....

Today was long & tough. Please be good to each other & sleep well when you do. 🐝✨

Happy 4th Gotcha Day, Nibbles!! You are the quintessential Tortie Cat! I love you, you stinky rotten puss girl!!

Hanging out with this beast today 🥰

She had her bath, her monthly flea and tick meds, her monthly heartworm pill, and now she's relaxing in her favorite blanket! I love this old pooch!!

If your toes look like Fritos Scoops maybe open toe sandals aren’t for you.

My true crime drama nap buddy.....

Nibbles gives zero fucks that I need to get up to pee. I asked her to move & this is the face I got........

I wish you thought I was enough because to me, you're everything.

Mouse says Hi

Truth

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It's raining outside! I'm so happy to hear it fall on our metal roof! We're under an extreme drought so hearing these droplets fall makes my day!! 💧💧

I wonder if I disappeared, would I even be missed? Feeling very invisible as of late. And I mean in real life, not social media land.

If I don't trust you, that shit ain't changing. You can talk all you want but nah, I'm good.

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My husband just told me the cookie is the best part of the Oreo. I'm seeking legal counsel.......

Good morning 🌞🐝💗

Tonight, a few of my son's friends gave me a hugs & thanked me for always having an open home for them to come. They talked about my son being just like me & making them feel safe. It brought tears to my eyes because I'm raising a great human ❤️ my year was made!

My daughter had an EOG test last week & was so worried she wouldn't do well. The teacher let me know she was a level 5 & was in the 99th percentile(highest possible,) she's at a tenth grade level in science. She asked if it was ok to place her in AP science next year. Y'all!

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Drinking coffee on my screened porch & this guy lands right next to me! He's the size of my hand & beautiful 💚

I am unable to quit as I am currently too legit.

Mmmhmmmm

Tuesday, Monday's ugly step sister.

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Nibbles is out cold 😂 I wish y'all could hear her snore purring!

Happy Mother's Day 💐🪻🌸🏵️💠

The postman just came in and told me "you look so juicy & good like two honeydew melons." Ummmm, is that a compliment?! 😂

Nibbles is judging you.

This made me snort laugh!