Ah oui, the classic: a MAGA patriot who discovered he’s 3% French on a DNA kit and now thinks he’s the Gatekeeper of Frenchness. Meanwhile Scribe literally has a French last name. C’est du génie.

#NOName would like a word..

I wasn’t aware Canada was a city.. 🤨

Blaming Canada for your husband getting Noronvirus ( not something he got from his Latte) is so.. American. Also fyi.. Starbucks is an American Company. Have fun boycotting it in the US.

I think Scribe broke them .. 🤣😂🤣 @bctiggy.bsky.social @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social

Tourtière ready for tomorrow morning. Courtesy of Scribe’s mom. 😈

Scribe’s current audiobook list.. 😂😂

#US got anything to say for yourselves??

Ah thé Morons are at it again.. 🤣😂

Scribe currently watching #MAGA on Facebook unravel over the fact Raw milk causes Bovine Tuberculosis.. ( ie. Scrofula).. 😂😂 @bctiggy.bsky.social @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social

To my Abby friends.. stay safe! globalnews.ca/news/1157372...

Ah crap . 2021 all over again. globalnews.ca/news/1157253...

Scribe is trying Eh.Social — it’s pretty solid. Canadian, women-owned, Canada-centred (though open internationally). If you’re ditching X in Canada, it’s another option. Gander is still in development, and CanadaPlatforms is finishing their app with a strong following.

It’s about time! globalnews.ca/news/1156971...

Once again.. American’s show that they’re ignorant. The convention this idiot is speaking of .. was The Hague Convention. It was updated in 1929 post WW1 because all the allied countries violated it. Canada was just more brutal in doing so. #Americans educates thyselves.

Patullo bridge replacement has been named! And yes.. it’s already making the Cons mad. www.pattullobridgereplacement.ca/bridge-name/...

#Brattani clearly failed Geology.

So… a Holiday to honour the Freedom Convoy’s arrest? 🤔😂 www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...

He has a good point.. 🤔😂 @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social @bctiggy.bsky.social @lakemichigan13.bsky.social @lakewinnipeg.bsky.social @lakesuperior.bsky.social @lakehuron23k.bsky.social @pacific-ocean.bsky.social @krakatau1883.bsky.social

Did you expect a Starbucks? A gondola? A medieval siege reenactment? Next time, review an escalator. This review is a waste of my time.

😂#NDP just say it as it is.. he came to Canada as a draft dodger.

🤣 I’m sorry… buying trebuchet plans? I could just check UBC’s siege archives or flip Scribe’s textbook. Also, it’s supposed to be twice that size with six sandbags, not one. And that “Medieval Crossbow”? Please. It’s an incomplete Roman ballista. At least get it right humans.

I thought we’d end up doing this. www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

Really #Ford?? This is way too tempting.. and time consuming.

Great to see you.. but this is a very broad question. And it’s not exactly tourism season right now. We’re going to need more of an explanation.. like WHERE you’re headed.

I had no idea BC declared statehood.. did you @bctiggy.bsky.social ?? 🤔

*Cringes in 1970’s to 1990’s* Who the fuck allowed Gen Z to discover Banana clips? Asking for a friend.

Scribe was cooking.. AGAIN. 🙄😂

🤣😂 @bctiggy.bsky.social Look what #Langara is doing

Oh dear.. scribe was at the books store. This could be a problem. 😂🤣 @bctiggy.bsky.social

For fuck’s sake! This is a Culturally significant design & @eddiebauer.bsky.social is appropriating it.

Starbucks being like ‘ Our bear jar cups are trendy!’ Scribe.. - ‘ Kraft did it first.’

Have fun with @cdnpolar.bsky.social 🤣😂

Banning poppies in court days before Remembrance Day isn’t neutrality—it’s erasure. #PoppyPanic #RemembranceNotBias globalnews.ca/news/1151876...

Someone failed cybersecurity class. www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

Wait.. I thought they didn’t need us?? 🤨 globalnews.ca/news/1151463...

Not at all surprised. globalnews.ca/news/1151395...

And yet… under Canadian livestock regs, they’re classified as poultry. 🤔🤣 Ironic, no? Also, hate to break it to you #BCHorseAngels, but under WOAH (not “WHOA”), ostriches are susceptible DOMESTIC birds. Apparently this is hard to understand.

😂🤣 One of the Ostrich conspiracy nuts scribe goes after. And Yes, they’re asking what CFIA does at 2:30 am… when a simple google search would have helped them.

To the asshat who stumbled out of McDonald’s while she was waiting on an uber.. Newsflash: Scribe doesn’t owe you expressions, reactions, or emotional labor. “Smile” isn’t a cute way to try and engage — it’s a major red flag. Try minding your own business next time.

🤣 #Ikea trolling the Louvre

Dear Americans, Hi, it’s God. Thou shalt not allow Nazis to takeover thy government. Come on. You fought a whole war over this.

Humans.. If you can’t take a former Service Dog handler saying that you calling your PET dog an “Emotional Support” animal while advertising is wrong… and your REEL literally says it… you’re hopeless.

Ah yes, steal $40M in jewels everyone can recognize, leave the $60M diamond, and end up with nothing you can sell. Criminal genius at work. 💎 www.cbc.ca/news/world/p...

England has qualified for 2026 World Cup!

😬 Critter Care probably should have done what the SPCA did .. and stayed out of this gong show. ( This is a rehab that deals with Zoonotic diseases..)

Scribe.. is READING?? WTF??

Daylight Saving Time results in “light exposure at the wrong times”, which can harm immune systems and energy levels. #DitchDST

@bctiggy.bsky.social Guess what Scribe’s up to again.. 🤣

#MapleMAGA #OstrichFarms You did NOT just suggest tossing a healthy bird into a confirmed H5N1 outbreak as a “test.” What is this, high school Chemistry with a side of Biological chaos?