“Stack, that’s you?” “Nah, n*gga. It’s Jim Crow.”

Y’all want amazing partners but don’t want to do amazing partner having stuff.

I've figured out my mid life crisis purchase.... a horse 🫡

Why yall don’t like putting ketchup in the fridge where it belongs? Hot sauce is supposed to go in there too. Just FYI.

Corporate America mindset. Worked for the a bank in merchant sales. Got in trouble because I ain't speak to the regional leader because he ain't speak to me 😂.. legit got asked if I "respected him as my boss"...

We bout a year out from the government telling us MLK was really white.

Southern University women defeat UC San Diego 68-56 in NCAA Tournament. It's the first ever win by a SWAC school in the NCAA Women's tournament. The SWAC was 0-32 before tonight. Props to the Jags.#GoJags

Falling in love during the summer *IS* dope tho. I feel like everyone should experience it at least once.

The same jokes you made your lady laugh at and how you got her will be the same jokes that’ll get you in trouble when she see other women laughing at you…. (You can’t help that you funny bro)

FR! OMG. all of sudden, “I’m out here “entertaining h*es” I WAS THIS FUNNY WHEN YOU MET ME!

It’s very early for yall to be this feral

Phew.

If *I* randomly like a bunch of your posts back-to-back, one of them made me go to your actual profile and you kept making sense. I accept no responsibility. 😂😂😂

Dear TikTok, every TikTok shop ad is irrelevant to me. Please stop.

Nobody: Southwest announcing no more free checked bags:

Death of an airline.

Look at their hair🤤

Alright Wilt, I'm starting to have doubts.

A photo you'd use as an album cover..

Anklet on shoulder hours but alas I’m here with you losers

Beginning of the century!?

OneUnited bank is probably the best one I've had my money in. Little stingy on the daily spends, but keeps me honest..

I can't imagine calling 6 of my friends and saying "ay bro, got a mic and a camera.. let's go around and pop balloons to talk about the women clearly not interested in us."

the Paradise cast when they got that Episode 7 script

Black history month part 2 : It just got blacker

All I know is being courageous and hope it go my way...

You know how I know you don't love yourself? Because I've heard how you speak about things you love and you don't talk about yourself that way. Simple.

Another cuddle-less night. I’m cranky…I need a woman to hug me and tell me I smell good to lift my spirits

Nah, you gotta start acting irrational right now 😂

"Hey, we're going camping in Serial Killer Woods, do you wanna come?" "Nope." __________ "⛏️☠️" "Put that shit down, do not unbury it!" __________ "It's this cool game, we're going to try to contact..." "Imma head out."

😂 I like it. 4-6 mins of build-up and then.. the end lol

I’m here for it ‘cause ain’t no way it’s gonna take us 1.5 to figure some shit out🤣🤣🤣

Dope concept. I’m imagining a lot of “Oh Hell Naw”s being said right before the scene ends because they got out of dodge

Hear me out: A black horror film, but it's actually a bunch of short films of how black people would have just avoided the situation in the first place.

Kevin Gates was an industry plant to distract us from the poor working conditions of the day. Welcome to my Ted Talk...

I know it's super tiring for yall because it's tiring for non-dweebs... but I do enjoy the new insults yall come up with every time. "Mini muffin dick" is BRAZY 😂

Cooked with hot grease. They played the long game. Now developer has a duplex that he can’t sell.

Bc why am I FORCED to share a bathroom with my guests, and if the bathroom is in the bedroom, why am I forced to have people come in my bedroom!

City attorneys absolutely cooked letting him finish the structure first. Only way to hit them folks is in them pockets. And this one will hurt.

Now this a hill I'm willing to die on.

Fatherhood.

Besides being lame af. Just scientifically not true gang 😂

I was like damn Dej whipping the pot 😂

The worse be when you just scrolling and ya lady just happened to walk by as the yeeks pop up! Lose lose situation 😂

This joke was GREAT!!! He didn’t get the flowers he deserved.

I really like it. Everybody else lying for the sake of being contrary.

New Captain America straight flames. Debate ya mama if you think otherwise.

My exact reaction to the latest episode..

Nobody: Me: Wasting your time Drinking that wine Smoking that smoke Doing that coke Dealing that dope Giving up hope Gang bangin'…Gang bangin’