Is Venezuela still invited to play in the world cup hosted on north america soil?

And then there was one ...... SEC team left in the CFP. Bwaaaaa hahahaha And there was much rejoicing

apnews.com/article/affo... Way to start the year strong, Amerika. FML

"If it's always sunny in Philadelphia, then surely it is always snowing in Miami" -Tony Montana

Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Merry Xmas ya filthy animals. And a happy new year

I'll whip, but I draw the line at nae naeing

Hot take: If you have to wear kinesio tape on your body just to go to the bar, maybe you go too hard at the bar. Relax, this is a place for degenerates to degenerate

I accidently called charcuterie "charcootcherie" and I'm not sure I want to call it anything except the else moving forward. And there was much rejocing

Take us to candy mountain, Charlie

Today was a little rough. I got to buy a new washer and dryer unexpectedly, which was just a treat to pay for and install myself. Then destroyed a windshield on my vehicle to the tune of another fat check to pay my glass deductible. Whiskey it will be youtu.be/x_JOV5rqKnI?...

When are we supposed to see all of the names in the Epstein files again? Does anyone have an answer on that?

Initiate the laser cannon deth sentence from the hatredcopter 🤘🏻Dethklok🤘🏻

I wonder what it's like to have the kind of problems that only multi-millionaires and billionaires have

I want to be immortal, but with limitations. Immortal from age/aging really, nothing else

Please make me a gigantic banana pudding with vanilla wafers and bananas and let me stuff my fat face. Thank you. That is all

Take hold of my hand For you are no longer alone Walk with me in hell. -RJB, LoG And there was much rejoicing

Can't stop, addicted to the shindig

If life was a game, could you win in the end?

Thanksgiving for me was a nice ramen restaurant in Amsterdam Onto more places today And there was much rejoicing

I'm out to Amsterdam. Holla And there was much rejoicing

Ozzy: "The road to nowhere leads to meeeeeeee" The city of Miami: Hold my seltzer you noob... Who the eff thought this was a good idea? Also, fun facts, there are two of these bridges, one for each side of the stadium both leading to nothing except a steep drop below

Blocking bots is interesting to have to deal with. I haven't actually had social media for the past decade or so and this is all still quite new and unsettling

Back to work. Gotta make monies

I'm not the writer. It's you. For I'm drenched in error -Tommy Rogers

Nom nom. Sadly, forgot cucumbers but will get them later and enjoy them also

I like to party. Don't hate And there was much rejoicing

So let me get this straight, you're going to give the SEC all four sections of the bracket in the hopes they actually win? The selection committee is salty because the SEC hasn't appeared in a natty champ game the last 2 seasons. Sucks to suck

Remember nambla? Yeah they still exist. Can we lump them all in with the Epstein files and take care of the entire lot, once and for all?

Beautiful day indeed

It's high time for a long run this morning. Good luck keeping up, slackers. And there was much rejoicing

My views this morning, pre-dawn

I'll come right out and say it. Uhhhhhhhh na-nah na-nah

Bush's grill is literally making me smile endlessly along with Biden looking like Vincent Vega, the Jackrabbit Slims's twist contest champion. Whomever or whoever made this is a f*cking LEGEND!

Fuck yes, you. You're a fucking rockstar. Go fuck some shit up like a fucking BOSS. And there was much rejoicing

My view from North Central Kansas last evening 😎

Happy Veteran's Day to all of my fellow vets. Raising one high for you all today. And there was much rejoicing

Life and health is the only wealth. Change my mind. And there was much rejoicing

It was the taste of betrayal...

"Your democratic leaders are standing in unity against the b*llsh*t"

IDEA OF THE DAY:::: For anyone who sees ICE in their city on a daily basis, start carrying masks (similar to ICE masks) with you. As soon as they show up, everyone needs to mask up just like them. Fight ICE with ICE tactics? (Without the gratuitous violence)

Remember just a few years ago waking up and putting the news on in the background while you get around for the day? If I were to listen to the news that often now I'd be an anxiety-riddled, manic, depression case and likely to be quite (verbally) combative against my otherwise pleasant colleagues

Sucks to be you. I'm smoking a 15 lb brisket all day long and that will be our dinner, not yours. No pellet smokers for this Kansas City family, we use large pieces of seasoned oak in these parts. And there was much rejoicing!

That look you receive when you speak Spanish with those who (incorrectly) assume you are just another white kid from a farm town. Don't ever stop learning, fellow humans And there was much rejocing

Not sure who needs to hear this but::: You definitely know at least one or more veterans that are close to you or your family. Don't forget to check in on them sometimes, particularly this time of year, to let them know you are there for them. You might be saving a life

Big wins today? Of course! But don't sit down fellow good and decent humans, for there is much more work to be done And there was much rejoicing

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I think I'll go somewhere amazing today and let my awesomeness be present there for a bit

Not sure this will end well, not only for farmers and their families but for the leaders they helped elect