bc ppl are weird I often wonder when guys try to proposition me with pictures of a prospective third if the guy in the pics knows that they’re being offered up as a third and now I wonder how many times someone has offered me up as a third without my knowledge

The Mummy, Obsession, and now Passenger - the horror genre delivering bangers this year

got hit on at the gym by being asked to demonstrate how to use the hip thrust machine

how come every time i get a new internet crush they end up being from texas

Is anyone else familiar with my diva influencer Erica who plates dinner for her husband and daughter on camera every night

boston pride being 2 days after I move to boston how does one make plans with no friends

I don’t know if i’m in the right company here but I could not give less of a fuck about kyle richards

1 canadian who somehow found my ig??

I have to retake soon now that the back piece is done though

Went to an advanced showing of Obsession and holy shit what a crazy fucking movie

Studying this boston gays tik tok drama religiously in preparation for my move to boston

got told “the party’s over before it even started” when I said I don’t do poppers. Mind you we were talking about watching real housewives

my new lil guy :)

I love a fun nothing chat with a stranger but men who get on the gay sex app to be like “no gay sex i’m only here for a good convo” be the most incapable people of holding a convo

Welcome back 100 gecs… open.spotify.com/track/3gsTHX...

i fear Olivia popped up on my release radar and I legitimately thought Chapel had released a new song

it worked :D

trauma dumping to this realtor so she’ll give me a break on this lease application

Meeting people while traveling is so fun like yes that is my husband yes we’re both returning home to places that are 4 time zones apart

The closing of Hooters everywhere is a national travesty

scrolling through earth day nudes in the middle of a las vegas restaurant while pondering the viability of popular incumbent senators in swing states running for president

Introduced my prospects and have made something akin to a polycule

talking to multiple potential roomies while apartment hunting feels like i’m slutting myself out

black ink and sweat dripping down my crack

I think often about how that dude who painted himself green and flashed hole while singing defying gravity actually kind of sang down… like what a talent

I know it’s been 5 years but i’m still resetting brilliant diamond for my shiny piplup

injecting megan on broadway into my veins like

My hill is that Rob is actually not a good traitor he’s just being catapulted to victory by a masterfully dense cast

Streets are calling the Clintons stunt queens again

peeling skin from healing back tattoo getting trapped in my ass hair feels like something I should have seen coming but nonetheless am very surprised by

See, LA Legault ⚜️ Jan.28th doesn’t even believe me, it’s that absurd

I tell anyone who is willing to listen about the random group of women who kept shouting “Heated Rivalry!” at me and dude I was making out with at the club on NYE

Me today but she’s asking me if I think AI is coming for my job

no one warned me that in disappearing from bluesky for a bit that i’d return having to grieve the graveyard of deleted accounts in my dms.. where tf is oomf??

i can’t believe they were hiding this one from me.. 2026 anthem everyone get up

more tattoo progress means I get to treat myself (drive thru taco bell)

the zoomed out version is cuter but that’s reserved for cowboy carter apologists and internet crushes

Progress from today

awake and am getting more work done on this sleeve today :))

Don’t Call Tonight is the winner on that album imo

last week was terrible and unforgiving but tonight we are throwing back an edible, ordering takeout, and watching the traitors finale + reunion

got political in the family gc and it’s been real quiet

he’s the only reason i can smile through another year of no new mystery dungeon

we’re getting a season of rhop with no Karen Huger…

uber driver told me his 10 year old son make $60K last year live streaming roblox. like wtf am I doing

hi this hurts like a bitch can someone volunteer to give it kisses so it heals faster ty

i’ve been away processing that i can’t play marvel rivals on my obsolete xbox one s

left chicago this morning…

just one last weekend of drinking too much tequila and dancing with cute boys i don’t know. then i start my 2025 journey of being more like him