Meeting people while traveling is so fun like yes that is my husband yes we’re both returning home to places that are 4 time zones apart

The closing of Hooters everywhere is a national travesty

scrolling through earth day nudes in the middle of a las vegas restaurant while pondering the viability of popular incumbent senators in swing states running for president

Introduced my prospects and have made something akin to a polycule

talking to multiple potential roomies while apartment hunting feels like i’m slutting myself out

black ink and sweat dripping down my crack

I think often about how that dude who painted himself green and flashed hole while singing defying gravity actually kind of sang down… like what a talent

I know it’s been 5 years but i’m still resetting brilliant diamond for my shiny piplup

injecting megan on broadway into my veins like

My hill is that Rob is actually not a good traitor he’s just being catapulted to victory by a masterfully dense cast

Streets are calling the Clintons stunt queens again

peeling skin from healing back tattoo getting trapped in my ass hair feels like something I should have seen coming but nonetheless am very surprised by

See, LA Legault ⚜️ Jan.28th doesn’t even believe me, it’s that absurd

I tell anyone who is willing to listen about the random group of women who kept shouting “Heated Rivalry!” at me and dude I was making out with at the club on NYE

Me today but she’s asking me if I think AI is coming for my job

no one warned me that in disappearing from bluesky for a bit that i’d return having to grieve the graveyard of deleted accounts in my dms.. where tf is oomf??

i can’t believe they were hiding this one from me.. 2026 anthem everyone get up

more tattoo progress means I get to treat myself (drive thru taco bell)

the zoomed out version is cuter but that’s reserved for cowboy carter apologists and internet crushes

Progress from today

awake and am getting more work done on this sleeve today :))

Don’t Call Tonight is the winner on that album imo

last week was terrible and unforgiving but tonight we are throwing back an edible, ordering takeout, and watching the traitors finale + reunion

got political in the family gc and it’s been real quiet

he’s the only reason i can smile through another year of no new mystery dungeon

we’re getting a season of rhop with no Karen Huger…

uber driver told me his 10 year old son make $60K last year live streaming roblox. like wtf am I doing

hi this hurts like a bitch can someone volunteer to give it kisses so it heals faster ty

i’ve been away processing that i can’t play marvel rivals on my obsolete xbox one s

left chicago this morning…

just one last weekend of drinking too much tequila and dancing with cute boys i don’t know. then i start my 2025 journey of being more like him

chugging so much water tonight in anticipation of the ungodly things i will be doing to my body tomorrow

chicago i am in you

airplane bathroom nudes always take me out like get soft and go back to your seat the belt light is on 😭😭

the way he zeroed in on the thigh gap kind of makes me feel like 2013 beyoncé

idk why but i woke up today with the idea that I’m going to sleep with some dude named Luca soon

being a big boy is so exciting I just bought new chains with the real ingredients to replace my discount etsy chains

Back on my bullshit [listening exclusively to Cowboy Carter on repeat]

sitting in the gym parking lot, scrolling through tik tok, might just leave and go get a burrito

me walking from my aestheticians office post-facial to the caltrain so i can transit up to the city for marg pitchers with The Boys™️

documenting my wins for the week

looking for bloomfs who want to recreate this with me

the chicken is fantastic, the new sauces are meh, definitely get the chicken and go for one of their classics sauces (chipotle, avocado ranch, etc)

leaving this gym and driving straight to taco bell to try those crispy chicken nuggets this is what dreams are made of

san francisco i am back in you

unfortunately he’s right