Why’s that, pal? Don’t ya know we’ve nothing to fear but fear itself?

[The radio suddenly moves to the side, causing her to miss her target.] Look, buddy, I’m doin’ a broadcast here, do ya mind!?

Sure I can! Have ya never seen a radio before? The whole point is to listen to me!

[The radio “host” can be heard talking in a very strong Transatlantic accent about whatever the Soviet Union is up to at the moment. 💀.]

[He smells strongly of old plastic. Probably because that’s mostly what he is.] …Can I help ya, pal?

//Fun fact: Radio isn’t exactly the most trusting of newer technologies. Why? He has his reasons.

[Staring as the paper slowly descends.]

Gooooood morning to all! [Someone set his alarm entirely too early.]

And now, some breaking sports news! There has been outrage from New York Mets fans after their star pitcher and three-time Cy Young Award winner, Tom Seaver, has been traded to the Cincinnati Reds! Not only this, but an additional Mets star, Dave Kingman, has been dealt to the San Diego Padres!

//Anyway I probably won’t specify too much what timeframe Radio came from. Just know he was manufactured in the early-mid 20th century and now believes it to be sometime in the late 20th century

Anyway, nations all across the western world have shown their support today for the Spanish King, Juan Carlos I, and his push for democratic reforms of state institutions!

As a part of National Girlfriend Day, we’ll be playing all your favorite LOVE-ly hits from the top of today’s charts! [The Power Of Love by Huey Lewis & The News starts. 💀.]

What, 1936? It was 41. [That probably isn’t right. Just let him have his moment. Or don’t.]

//For the record I just googled “random day in the 20th century” and started having him report news from said day

That’s more like it! Eh-HEM-! Now, the Spanish are set to hold their first democratic elections since 1936 today! This could mark the official fall of fascist dictator Francisco Franco’s regime! The goal of today’s election is to elect a new congress in order to draft a new Spanish constitution!

Listen, pal, I go where I please, now are you gonna listen to this report or not? [He sounds mildly annoyed with the perceived interruptions.]

Look, buddy, I’m doin’ a broadcast here, do ya mind? [It just spoke. TO HIM.] Now, let’s see here… the Soviets are DEMANDING that the the British remove this “plain and obvious espionage” from their skies! The British, on the other hand, claim to have no idea how it got there…

Gooooood morning folks! That was a billion and one strings, playing one of your all-time favorite tunes! At the top of the news this morning, a police call box has been spotted in low-earth orbit! No one seems to have any idea how it got there, and world leaders have no idea what to do!

❝ BROADCAST INITIATED . . . ❞ ❝ LET’S MAKE SOME NOISE . ❞ [ 🕷 TUNING IN. . . NEW EVENT ! ] when she looked into the crystal, something answered . tune in . turn up . SHE’S LIVE !

𝕄𝕌𝕊𝔼 𝕀ℕ𝔽𝕆!

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