Hopefully no serious injuries or, God forbid, deaths at the LFC parade. Awful news. ☹️

Yes! Well in, lads! #Everton

2:0 United. It's over.

Villa a goal down. The barcodes are on the CL even if we beat them. #Everton

"Jordan Pickford is dynamite" emanating now! 🤣🤣🤣

Charly! Yes! Get in!

It's quite obvious Moyes and this staff were working on Beto and trying to help him improve. This is the third game in a row that he shows some really good stuff with hold-up play and heading. #Everton

That wasn't too shabby from us. With a little luck we could have been up. They will press hard in the second half. #Everton

Watching #Everton without stress is a strange experience. 🤣

Here we go! #UTFT #EVERTON

Welcome back, Mackems!

Pickford right now

Happy for Richy, otherwise not arsed about Spurs either way.

We will finish above Man United and Spurs and likely above West Ham. The three have spent a combined of almost a billion on players last summer. #Everton

That's all folks. Ilman Ndiaye officially the last player to score at #GoodisonPark. #Everton

Deserved standing ovation for the man who saved us from the drop two years ago. Take a bow, Doucs. #Everton

Battering Southampton soundly, but we need another goal, just in case. #Everton

Ndiaye x 2! Yes!

Good to see Sharpe next to Rooney. #Everton #GoodisonPark

Shout-out to Tim Irogboenam for some good defensive reactions today. Usually his Achilles heel. #Everton

One for the ages, this one. 🤣

LOL! WTF is going on today? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Everton

It's going to be a penalty...

Seamus on! 👍 #Everton

Beto deserved this goal, he has been very good today. #Everton

LOL! WTF????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Everton

Never doubted the bastard once in my life! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Everton

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Everton that!

Now we're talking! #Everton

Get one out of Ndiaye/McNeil on and we win this. Fulham are playing really badly. #Everton

The half was as bad as anything under Dyche, it's remarkable we managed to equalize. Fulham are really awful today, only explanation for this. #Everton

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! GET IN!!! #Everton #FULEVE

Branthwaite injury would just be the proper way to cap off a miserable afternoon. #Everton

Remarkably enough, we managed a shot on target.

LOL, no surprise this.

4:0 Fulham at halftime with that lineup of ours.

Despite squandering a 2-goal lead it seems we will actually climb up the table, LOL. #Everton

With Doucoure and Harrison on at the same time we are completely toothless up front. I would refrain From criticising the strikers, they got next to no service from the midfield. No reason why we shouldn't start with the trio Ndiaye-Alcaraz-McNeil next week. It's Ipswich, FFS. #Everton #Efc

Burnley and Leeds officially promoted.

With Tarkovsky injured but mathematical safety reached, it's time to see what O'Brien as center back and Patterson as right back can do. They'll have a tough test against Chelsea who will need the points for the top 5, but perhaps it's just what the doctor ordered. #Everton #EFC

Saved on Easter! Now where have I heard that before? #Everton

Key mistake was getting Keane on and not moving O'Brien to the center. Pity, it really didn't have to be this way. #Everton

Get Alcaraz and McNeil on, the game is there for the taking. #Everton

FFS, Keane already booked. 🤣🤣

Keane coming on for Tarkovsky would usually leave me in total despair, now thanks to the gap between us and the bottom 3, I am just mildly annoyed. #Everton #EVEMCI

Good first half all in all. Kept them at bay defensively, unlucky not to score through Tarkovsky. We can get all 3 points today, they are vulnerable at the back. #Everton #EVEMCI

Fulham are giving the shite a small taste of what next season is going to look like for them if they don't bring in at least 3-4 good signings. Their current players are either over-the-hill or over-rated. #Everton

Good point all in all. We fought much harder in the second half and deserved the equalizer. Good performance by Patterson as left back, held his own against Nvaneri and Sakha. #Everton