I found my underwear taking a nap on a little shelf in the dryer.

NEW! PUBLIC! ENEMY!!!!

They're about to kiss, right? Certainly nothing wrong with that, but physical passion is just a weird vibe for a safety training video I had to watch for work.

Random pic from 2019 #peapod #peas

Confetti Infection would be a good name for a band that plays what genre of music?

It's HOT out. (pointless social media post du jour)

In the animated movie Dog Man, Pete Davidson's nod to Sigourney Weaver is hilarious.

The main reason we eat waffles is butter, right?

Mac and cheese is not in the pasta aisle at my grocery store. I find this upsetting.

Today is new toothbrush day.

Popcorn Beverage Potato

Learned about the horrible cruelty behind scam texts 🙁 from this Planet Money episode pca.st/episode/8045...

An advertisement claimed free food is better than food. I disagree - most stuff offered for free is sub-par.

Random wet stuff (pics from years and years ago).

What are the symptoms of frozen burrito addiction?

People are still saying "from zero to hero"... I do not approve.

I love Stanzi youtube.com/shorts/MiqCn...

Here is a moose.

Stuck in traffic so long a spider has begun building a web on my windshield.

Which breakfast cereal mascots see a therapist regularly? (and for what issue?)

How often do you use the 🥔 emoji?

Powerful.

French fries and potato chips are pretty much the same thing.

I was wondering if "Malice in Wonderland" is a movie. (apparently it is!)

Bubbles in my oatmeal, like so many glistening spider eyes.

We have artists and florists, why not carists and cheesists?

Perhaps, initially raisins seemed like a bad idea.

2 of my favorite flower pics. Taken in 2016 #fleurs

Which soup is the least weird to be excited about?

Some plants will grow anywhere. #plants #resilience

Pic taken in 2016. #notaflower

My name is Ben and I have autism. I’m not less than anyone else I just see the world differently. Lately I’ve been working on losing weight by walking. I walked 5 miles yesterday. It’s also helps with my confidence and I can enjoy the outdoors and the scenery.

Today is a waffle day.

Today I started thinking like a CTO. #fakeItTillYouMakeIt

Remember all the outrage over Biden trying to pay off some people's student loans? Seems even more ridiculous now with all the "greatness" occurring.

Porn titles that (probably) have not gotten used yet...

I'm not a fan of the word scrumptious. I have no explanation.

I've been listening to Spotify on my laptop but because I use multiple desktops, it's a pain to switch over to pause the music so I use the Spotify app on my phone to control it. I'm laughing imagining trying to help someone from the 80's understand that whole sentence. 😂

I like that the word MONOTONY uses the same vowel over and over.

I bought an apple corer/slicer. Apparently I buy fat apples - they don't fit. 😢🍎

No, thank you, buddy.

Found art

I love creating shared calendars.

Pics taken in 2023 #fleurs

I'm "I wonder if ranch dressing on breakfast cereal is good" stoned right now

Pic taken in 2016 #flower #fleurs

Real peanut butter is not the flex that font size is trying to suggest.

💯 #BlueCrew #BlueCircleFamily🌈🦋 #BluePetPatrol💙💛🐾 #ProudBlue #Resist #Resistance #TruthWarriors #antitrump #antimaga #ImpeachTrumpNOW

Why is it "cheeseburger" and "bean and cheese burrito"? Are there no rules for where cheese goes in phrasing?

Who doesn't like well behaved Tulips?