not the most important thing going on right now, but ‘american express’ should be a train and ‘amtrak’ should be a credit card

i’ll give that Oklahoma essay grifter girl credit, she definitely did not use AI writing that garbage. AI would’ve crafted a much more cogent argument

if you don’t know what coworker music is, you’re the coworker

“radler”? is that short for “i’d radler have a different kind of beer”?

they should do the next season of white lotus in roku city

fascism will lose because these people are dumb as rocks

i guess we really did get sick of winning

january 20th 2029 day 1 executive order: the ‘let ben & jerry’s be woke’ act

lady gaga is hyperpop

dutch oven such a fucking bitch to clean. god damn