What the fuck kind of sick and twisted mirror-dimension, bizarro-world hell am I living in that People magazine publishes the headline "Charlie Kirk's Mentor Jeff Webb, the Father of Modern Cheerleading, Dies in Freak Pickleball Accident"?

Ken Adams' Contracting Drafting training started in-person only, to cohort webinars in the COVID era, and now (FINALLY!) available on demand, at your convenience, for the topic at hand. If you haven't read his MSCD or been to one of his seminars, it's all now available at the click of a button 1/2

Starting to think the President is entirely unwell.

At first, this administration alarmed me. Then it outraged me. Now it just looks pathetic and incompetent. With no genuine cohesive agenda and led by a sad shadow of a man, none too bright and entirely without virtue, its a non-stop spectacle of self-owns and idiocy. www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace/

FOR THE 45TH CONSECUTIVE TIME, I have ONCE AGAIN been SNUBBED by the NOBEL PEACE "PRIZE" SCAMMITTEE In NINE MONTHS I brokered the peace between EIGHT pairs of neighbors on NEXTDOOR and broke up ONE FIGHT BETWEEN TEENS at HOOVER MIDDLE SCHOOL thank u 4 ur attn 2 th.mattr, etc, dictated but not read

I understand that "antifa" has been declared a domestic terrorist organization. On the record, and for the record, I am anti-fascism.

From backyard hive to homemade beeswax lip balm

Oh the tangled web we weave When contracts we seek to conceive.

What a colossal embarrassment. Malevolent ineptitude.

North Korea launched a warship which capsized on entering the water. 😓😬🤣 But, they blue-tarped it, so you can hardly tell.

I’m bout to fuck this up.

Hip hop is having a Battle Royale right now and it is something else. Joey Bada$$ released a song January 1st basically complaining about the West Coast being on top, and at this point we’re seeing Daylyt releasing three songs today, folks going back to back. Ray Vaughn tearing up Joey; crazy

In a perverse way, we can conclude the Elon Musk:DOGE experiment functionally confirmed there is no systemic corruption in public procurement. Because he was looking as hard as he could with a team of goons and found nothing. Nothing he could hang his hat on. Nothing that was bona fide waste.

The Trump administration will admit that it is prone to attack the character of those it perceives are its enemies, like Hegseth’s comments about the Atlantic editor with whom he shared classified information. At what point? www.justia.com/injury/defam...

That’s a lot of bread

First time bumping up to four batards at once… some overnight fridge fermentation Tetris, and a day-long bake tomorrow… let’s see how it turns out!

No “seemingly” about it. The President of the United States of America promulgated obviously fabricated, fraudulent “evidence” to keep an innocent man imprisoned in a foreign for-profit prison in defiance of the Supreme Court. The crisis is here now @housedemocrats.bsky.social

DIY investments of anxious energy. But I’d bet even money the buckle I used was made in China.

I’ve been awfully quiet of late. Before twenty-plus years of Fox News programming and under Trump’s leadership for a coon’s age, my parents’ credo was “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” I haven’t always done well adhering to that advice but I remember it, at least

“Thank you for your service. NEXT! Thank you for your service. NEXT! Thank you for your service. NEXT!” Military dot com: “Army Mulling Dramatic Reduction of Tens of Thousands of Troops” www.military.com/daily-news/2...

“Cory Booker’s speech on the Senate floor was performative!!!!” … it was a speech… that’s what a speech is.

Eyyo was Luther the Anger Translator just talking on the senate floor for 25 hours???

Incidentally, among the myriad problems here, it’s least about who added Jeffrey Goldberg from the Atlantic to the group chat. It’s that the Secretary of Defense published the most sensitive defense information via a messaging app to unknown users. This is an unclearable individual.

Rise of the Derp State.

“I can’t believe they’re doing the things they said they would do. I thought they would just do the things I wanted, and the rest was puffery.”

Me: better go see what’s happening… Social media: … Me:

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

Some days are a tall glass of ice water.

My loaf screams soundlessly into the night

A batard and a shmendrick with a yarmulke

A wise man once told me, “there are two wolves inside you; one which understands metaphorical speech and one which does not.” And I said, “you’re crazy! There aren’t any wolves in me!” And he said, “sorry, there is only one wolf in you.” And I said, “you’re crazy.”

We’ve finally got a figure for the cost to buy the presidency, and it was $290M, or 0.66% of a Twitter. But, I suppose if your guy wins, prosecutorial discretion means you’ve got no worries. Democracy works! But this? I don’t recognize this. www.cnn.com/2025/02/01/p...

Kendrick just opened his mouth…

1984 is 41 years late. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for my two minutes of hate.

Do I dare be proud of the Skins again?

Oh, Boeing…

AA 5342 struck by an Army Blackhawk helicopter and what sounds to be over seventy souls lost and countless families impacted, with an FAA chief not in place and a green SecDef. I’m mortified.

Why would we rename the Gulf of Mexico, which is in English, but not rename florida, which is a Spanish word? It’s the Great State of Flowery, and I’m gonna need that in an executive order, stat.

2026: “When the immovable object of ‘not working for free’ met the irresistible force of ‘not getting paid’, tens of Americans were shocked when their Medicare and Medicaid payments stopped, Doctors stopped treating them, cancer research stopped, postal service ended, and the DoD stayed home”

I guess our adversaries didn’t have the opportunity to interfere in this poll, only the Polls.

I love it when a plan comes together. This version had a longer covered bake and shorter exposed back for a softer crust, and then brushed with butter.

Me, examining a new follower. (And realizing after following this whole thread to its origin, my people aren’t here yet or this would’ve been smoked five times by now…)

I am so tired of tech bros. EXHAUSTED.

Entropy is completely broken in the U.S. We’re literally starting the year with the west on fire, the east in a deep freeze. I’m relying more than reasonable on Kendrick Lamar to inspire and get this country together.

@dentedprinter.com sup!