Thanks Mother Nature, I guess? Next tours: 🇳🇱 Amsterdam, March 10-13 2026 🇭🇰 Hong Kong, End of March 2026

Catch me at @TEFAF Maastricht this March 🫡 either take me home like a masterpiece or leave me hidden between the artworks, I blend in well with expensive things

Me: just a whimsical supporting character. Also me: one suspiciously realistic step away from moving to London and buying a house like it’s a totally normal side quest. Oops.

The line between witness and participant is thinner than glass

women in DRAFT (Deadlines, Revisions, Archives, Footnotes, Typos)

Every queen needs her castle… and a prince who knows her angles 🤪

You invited me to dinner. I took it seriously.

Books & B👀bs. Good morning London ✨

Your Favorite Villain

what do you notice first?

My London stay may extend to Valentine’s, but only for this proposal: Cliveden House. Mountbatten Suite, a hot tub mildly improving February in Berkshire

if you like looking this close, London, February 6–11

The kind of name I deserve, thank you, keep calling me that, I'll get used to it lol

I love it when someone makes me feel tiny, because I am, in fact ✨

Is this a fetish?

There’s something undeniably hot about someone who actually listens to my geopolitical lens

Back from 24 hours in Davos, now in Copenhagen, still ready to ✈️

Kronenhalle uber alles ♥️

Knowing that me and Trump are in the same place at the same time is mildly unsettling

Karl Moser, 1910

Trump wants Greenland. Musk says he’ll buy Ryanair. Different toys, same goal: humiliating Europe.

I can feel you spying me

I have a project in London this year, and it’s slowly turning the city into my second home. There’s a restaurant on my list where you eat surrounded by artworks from a famous gallery.Rather romantic, don’t you think? If the idea of meeting me in London feels tempting, you know where to find me. 🍓

I've been super busy, but here I am once again. Enjoy this botany at its finest.

Censorship as an artistic choice.

Rate my outfit

Which Christmas movie does this belong to?

Have you put up the Christmas tree? Pretending that I like Xmas 😬

Waking up here while it rains feels illegally cosy

Turns out the most dangerous pairing is sushi + good company 📍Sushi Anaba, Copenhagen

There seems to be an unofficial script for women who’ve ‘made it’: exclusive vacations, an Hermès bag, jewels for every occasion, yachts, private jets… But if I ever make it, there will be only one real sign: I’ll vanish from every social platform on Earth. That’s the only real luxury of our age.

Somewhere in the world, there’s a book available in bookstores where one of the characters is inspired by me and even has my real name 😉 I wonder if you’ve ever read it

24h in Rome with your fav Italian girl (me)

Same energy, different… proportions 🌸

See y tmrw in Rome 😝

Catch me in 🇮🇹 Rome — November 5-8 ✨😌

Date idea: I'll tie you to the bed while I dance to Madonna Sorry sorry sorry sorry…not sorry

💯 me

Science!

Does this count as Halloween costume?

Ever wonder who you would’ve been in another era?

Pretty sure this is my spirit bathtub

Available in Copenhagen starting from Oct 21 🐰

The perfect threesome doesn’t exi— me, my client, and Karl Marx’s grave. Greetings from London 🇬🇧💀

📍 London From Oct 14th to 20th.

When you do my job, every day’s a lesson in self-acceptance: I’ll never fit the “sexy bombshell” ideal 😝 and that’s perfectly fine. The world’s beautiful because it’s diverse, as my grandma said. ❤️✨

Wild timing: I mention Charlie Kirk once and suddenly I’m “suspended for illegal behavior.” Didn’t know quoting people was outlawed now. 🤡📜 Long live freedom of speech, I guess 🙃✨

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If I looked at you like this, would you dare click to check my new website? (link in bio)