Wow it's the big 40 (monsters use a completely different calender for them it's 1840) happy new year guys (their new year happens on the fourth)

Merry late Christmas everyone!!!! The holidays wish you all a happy yule and hannukah and what not sorry for being late with the announcement. My family can get.... Extremely serious and busy on Christmas...... We may have a 400 foot snowman in the backyard........ Anyways merry Christmas everyone!!

Why is everybody texting me asking how long it took my daughter to smile? I.... I don't know she was smiling just yesterday. Feels like there's a inside joke about my daughter and I don't appreciate it thank you.

Who TF is this roaring knight and why do people keep saying I'm him, I literally have cancer how the fuck would I make a huge beam into the air and destroy humanity. If you ask me Carol has been very absent recently

Dragon blazers tip: don't attack ice enemies with 𝑠𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑒 or ice attacks in general, my daughter keeps doing this and it. Never. Works. #deltarune #dragonblazers #holidays

Me and asgore ARE. NOT. DATING. we're just friends stop drawing me on top of him