Dimitri when he’s in between someone’s thighs

chokers are maybe a good look for me but I will not be examining this further at this time

Every Time We Touch I Get This Injury And Every Time We Fuck I Swear I Am God. Can't You See My Heart Will Not Falter

(bonking the side of my brain repeatedly) stop going to hell!!! stop going to hell!!!!!!!!!!! STOP going to HELL

choreographer will say things like "ok now act sexy" and I'm like "got it" and this is what we call crossing the border between Acting and Lying

dimihildaleth with my trans mbyleth... problematic tit size gap relationship

unearthed from my ancient homegrown meme folder: treatises on kissing, I guess

hildaleth or whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

blood

gentle hands or whatever

HOW could I forget the postcanon fic concept I had where claude tries to do diplomacy with dimitri and co. and one of his attempts at re-establishing rapport is asking to join the royal faerghan cuddle pile. dedue hard stares until he takes it back. (he may have other chances.)

my dimileth take of the day is that their cuddle pile could include basically any and all of their friends, probably. maybe platonically maybe not. whatever. join them

insane fic ideas above my Everything level

dimifelileth..........................................................................

"buy me a cock and suck it" among the most insane transgender phrases to cross my mind thus far

dimifelileth..........................................................................

crop top that says I HAVE NO TITS and booty shorts that say I HAVE NO ASS on the back and I HAVE NO DICK on the front and shoes that say I HAVE NO FEET and sunglasses that say I HAVE NO EYES and a mask that says I HAVE NO FACE and a hat that says I HAVE NO BRAIN

sometimes people say things like "having songs stuck in your head is a sign of autism" and I'm like I don't think that's the case. but once I had THIS bullshit on loop in my brain for 48 straight hours including sleep and I think that might count as. something www.tumblr.com/mcmissilepro...

I think everything funny has already been said about the mandatory legally defensible notarized contract before during and after all sexual activities kinktober rulebook but. it's funny. I hate it a lot

man what the fuck am I ever talking about.

modern au sylveth college-era hookup after which sylvain is like uhhh can we pretend that never happened actually hahah I don't want things to get complicated and byleth is like oh. okay sure. and sylvain is like .wait really

wipwed is not over yet. this will probably not get finished tbh but for now I'm pretending

burakhovsky bite marks or something idk where am I

byleth in bed with dimitri sincerely questioning him on how everything feels and what he likes best and dimitri is not saying words in response

a fun thing about byleth is that I think he has fewer hangups and more blunt curiosity about sex than most anyone I ship him with, which should make him more suited to take the lead if need be, except that he's the kind of aspec who has almost never thought about this with himself involved at all

sylveth hook up and sylvain panics afterwards and tries to defensively neg byleth about it which does not go great for him

me when it looks like I must not have dysphoria that bad since I came out to myself seven years ago and still haven't done anything about it but it's more like talking about it out loud makes me feel physically nauseous so I mostly don't <3

my alarm goes off. my brain says "I wanna get hugged :(((((((". I say ok well we need to get up and leave right now actually. my brain says "because nobody care me :(?" I say hey man can we not do this right now

mc get your fucking head together and stop trying to spiral challenge

if they're sparring and dimitri pins byleth and byleth says "well done" a little breathlessly and dimitri almost loses his footing as he backs off, neither of them taking their eyes off the other the whole time, and the space goes silent and people find reasons to look elsewhere (or keep watching)-

comfy oversized jeans vs the nagging fear that at any time the extra fabric might bunch up into a truly heinous jeans boner and you'll have to go into hiding

I wish I liked byleth twins art/fic but I cannot enjoy it and it's only for very dumb personal reasons :'/

me when anyone is upset about anything and I have to start hitting the part of my brain that says "your fault. go to the woods forever" with a stick again

art also counts. and I make no promises but :P

posts that cross my dash as I have csp open and am questioning whether or not to call it for the night,

new handle bc I remembered this weird shit nobody cares about

dimitri and byleth being so painfully obviously into each other post-gronder that everyone in the world can tell except for them. and felix

trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man byleth trans man b

byleth ca n be slutty. if he wants

I put Byleth in a slutty smock. Enjoy. #fe3h #m!byleth

becoming more accepting of peoples stranger kinks and dubious interests is an interesting experience because i have never once felt threatened by anyone who jorked it to the weird shit, but i have felt very threatened by normies and vanillas who believe everything should be normy and vanilla.

saw a post tagged "cw nonsexual nudity" and I know the content warning is for the nudity part but for a moment I parsed it as "WARNING!!!! nobody here is fucking"

like half my fic titles at this point are owen pallett lyrics that dubiously fit the situation and in my defense. I don't know how to make up titles and owen pallett's music is just always in my head somewhere so even if it doesn't really fit it fits To Me

random dragon age fic attack I Guess. don't uh. don't worry about this one! archiveofourown.org/works/67558746

what if I posted an unhinged fic for a fandom I haven't been active in in years

actually I think if it came down to it byleth would just outright ask dimitri if he wanted to have sex. flatly expressionlessly and of course he's been thinking about it but he forgot to share that internal process out loud with dimitri

you ever draw something that's so self indulgent you hesitate to post it at all

( burakhovsky ) remake from a 2021 set 😗 town of gorkhon "gentle hands of a surgeon" incident

( burakhovsky ) remake from a 2021 piece 😗 them turn-of-century garments got me and my baby like aaah fuck hold on... hold on... give me a minute hold on... aaaah hold on

have I mentioned I think byleth kind of has a thing for pain and dimitri feels really weird about it. ok thanks