Insomnia plus a long day ahead of hardcore adulting is no way start #twt but at least i look cute

Your bab’s been sick since Saturday with not Covid, not Flu, and now not Strep. Send strawberry jello, pho, and changies if you can

Today is Saturday, wake up and snoof (also why am I lit so richly?)

Telegram camera >>> iPhone camera #bdf

New friend with daddy benefits left me some target pull ups that I barely fit into but they’re also giving Speedo fit around the butt

Imma be colourful on #twt bc I wanna be different

Today is Saturday, wake up and snoof

I got NGL to drive up engagement but instead it’s reminding me of cute bois I meet IRL ☺️

Never done Diaper Happy Hour on an Election Night but here goes! #twt

Good morning. One of my most toxic traits is that I fucking *love* standard time

My culture isn’t your costume 🎃👻🙃 #bdf

Haven’t been wearing for four days so thought I’d get a head start on #twt

It’s my bday tomorrow and I’m turning an age I know a lot of you probably think isn’t real, but I just wanted to take the time to thank you all for getting me to 1.3k follows. All my life I’ve been told that I’m too niche, unrelatable, or unapproachable (irl and online) and it’s not nothing to me.

WEAR DIAPERS (a message brought to you by #twt)

Enter the Dragon

Today is Saturday, wake and snoof

That cozy season morning pj bulge #bdf

How to spend another morning after insomnia (Thursday edition)

How to spend the morning after insomnia #twt

Programming note: One Battle After Another is 2.5 hours long and you don’t want to have to get up for any of it

Today is Saturday, wake and snoof

This d ain’t gonna b itself on #bdf

It officially pampers n pjs season

Upside Down Soaking Achievement Unlocked

When the torrential rainfall hits just in time to get ready for your run 💦💦💦

The best #twt is the first one of the month iykyk

Afternoon (plus broken desk lamp)

A Sunday kind of snoof

Today is Saturday, wake up and snoof

Dream Big. Be Diaper Friday. #bdf

Working from home = Sogging from home

#twt y’all

Today is Saturday, wake up and snoof

Ushering in #bdf in my soggy Tenas

Waiting for the rain to clear so I can go on a quick run ☹️

Soggy and scented for your snoofing pleasure ☺️

My T shirt collection is me-specific enough that it’s practically the same thing as showing face #twt

When you flood on the subway platform and it leaks up the front and you have to take an Uber all the way home 💸💸💸

Today is Saturday wake up and snoof

Update: we made it

Got a feeling this is ain’t lasting through morning 🫣

Happy #twt to all who observe

The look of somebody who spent all morning trouble shooting a complete internet outage that bricked all his electronic devices before he could change out of his night pamp

Trying out Tenas as my new “ghost diaper” 👻

Today is Saturday, Wake Up and Snoof

Not coughing all the time would be nice #bdf

Ever wake up to discover you missed a tape?

Sometimes #twt starts with a lot of pastels

Bronchitis sucks, man.

It ain’t just soggy outside (and no this is not the same picture from yesterday)