I wonder how bad Trump smells

I have never felt more 37 years old than I did today learning that Hunter Pence's nephew is getting drafted next year and he throws 101mph??

To hell with a salary cap, I hope the MLBPA sticks it to the owners. MLB should be nationalized because the owners all suck. Teams should be publicly owned.

having a transcendental experience watching Kamiina Botan

Year of the Monkey by Fucked Up is now fully out...... I am truly blessed it's an amazing day anytime a new album comes out and you know it's going to be a new lifelong fav

A positive masculinity is one which annihilates the distinction and so annihilates itself entirely.

"out of our control" "didn't pay enough attention" "unfortunate association" but also "yes we did see what it was and sent it anyways except to one specific place" like brother why give the bad lies if you're just going to say "yeah we knowingly did that and think it's fine" just own your bullshit!

are you saying someone was a Republican at the time (with a Nazi tattoo) couldn't possibly be abusive to a woman because she's a Republican and a racist, because he's now running as a Democrat? Like, isn't this more like, well that tracks actually?

watching progressive men trip over themselves rushing to defend platner makes me so happy to be trans dude. I could have been one of these guys. ew!

it's obvious but, a guy who follows up saying "rape is about power" with some version of "and that's why I would do it" should never, in his life, be given authority over people

Just like a bunch of smoothgroins to throw a fit about a man innocently sharpening his ax while he threatens to rape people.

We tolerated DARVO for too long

voting in american elections as any kind of lefty must really just cook your brain

I'm so tired of being treated like a second-class person

so close to the full release of Fucked Up's new record..... one week........

the other photographers at the lake: wow beautiful birds click wow beautiful flowers click me at the lake: goddamn look at this muck click click click

add 10 years of seasoning to Zach and he could call me

this is a very rich text. much to be gleaned

just read books dawg, that's all you gotta do

depressing to watch popular liberals spend their time arguing against obvious sadistic idiots while claiming to have been right about something that is, itself, fundamentally wrong

in One Piece, the story is, a long time ago the Devil got into a fight with a squirrel. after 1000 years of endless war, a boy in a straw hat must now travel the world to figure out how to make the Devil and the squirrel friends again. and that's One Piece

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a whole political movement for Creepy Uncles

one thing I've said very clearly and consistently over the years: I like to use Bing search. I always have and I always will

love to turn four potential walks into a popout, a popout, a single, and a strikeout because we will not stop swinging

"left of center us" uh huh

you do the sim games on the backlots, you play the real game on the field

it is not the republicans that they oppose, but the public

watching Die Spitz's Audiotree from a couple years ago and asking: has there ever been a hotter band of women?

girls must eat bagels

I think bluesky existing kept a lot of people on some form of microblogging social media who would otherwise have quit it entirely. I don't think the counterfactual world where bluesky doesn't exist has these people sticking around on twitter to somehow arrest the fascist descent of US culture.

you got me - I'm a raging ageist. I think old people should be spending their days pursuing leisure and hobbies with their friends and family, not working themselves to death while holding onto the reigns of power as long as they can. I'm a real bastard if you think about it

I write things online that people don't like just to get the thoughts out of my head, and for that I say: thank you, Internet, for your service

filing a complaint with god re: poor build quality. why can a ligament in my foot sprain itself when I walk on it normally? listen, god, I just wanna talk about it. c'mere, I'm not gonna hurt you

the kids I grew up with who used to call me [feminized version of my legal name] were right of course..... I am a girl but they didn't need to be so mean about it!

we need to round up every c-suite executive in the world and contain them in a big hole in the ground. let them start their own little ant colony down there. we can watch what they get up to. wow, look at them go! neat!

moi

I'm so glad this is getting covered!

as always, when people seek power they then use it to abuse the people they think they're free to abuse. because some people are simply worth less than others, or at least that's the gamble that abusers make and mostly, they win those bets. but we shouldn't let them

I love baseball but I would love it even more if the people who played it and coached it were smarter

gifting a majority government to a banker so he can systematically dismantle that government and loot the public commons? I mean yeah you gotta do that

it really highlights the important difference between non-profit/for profit educational tools. I was taught how to use Wikipedia exactly like this 20 years ago but gemini and chat gpt won't be

the word ceasefire has come to represent and refer to the delusion shared by liberal elites that what is happening isn't actually happening

if I have a controversial Star Wars opinion I think it is only that the best Star Wars media are the video games the movies? two good ones, total. the shows? two good ones, total. the books and comics? haven't read em. but the video games are very good!! I could name a dozen good ones off the dome

teaching my six year old the virtues of capitalism

one big pre-/post-transition marker of separation is watching Vinland Saga again and going from "that's right, I don't have any enemies" to "well *I* definitely have enemies, and they are trying to kill me"

everyone's talking about the sopranos this, the wire that, deadwood blah blah. no one's ever talking about Rome. well I'm talking about Rome. one of the greatest shows of all time, AND it's funny that they all have british accents

sometimes all you need is some hot miso soup

The core anxiety really is that the myths of sexual difference and male superiority are increasingly being proven false and irrelevant and many men are having a diaper-shitting fit about it, but like I'm not going to go back to pretending that men deserve deference for simply being men, fuck off.

dang, whoops!