If you don’t do this every time you put on a rubber glove, I don’t know if we can be friends.

Open your mouth and close your eyes - stick out your tongue for a big surprise.

Hard at work on a #Moanday afternoon, in the office and back at home to finish.

Wish you were here.

First date idea: this, but with your body.

I’m a big fan of working from home on #Moanday - a big, hard, throbbing fan.

Is #SpitOnItThursday a thing? Do you want to make it a thing?

Lick it up or suck it off?

Work it hard and open up for your sweet reward.

Why do people say “go fuck yourself” like it’s a bad thing?

Could you lend me a hand, or a hole?

BBQ today, but I’ll serve you my meat any day.

Bulls need to be milked too.

Getting ready on #Moanday morning

My jeans are getting too tight - we need to pull over.

Stroke it with two hands for #fatcockfriday #fcf

Don’t stop. Keep pumping it. I’ll tell you when I’m empty.

I am working my cock so hard for you.

🔊 A majestic cock slap 🔊

Resharing this older post that got some love today. Where do you wish I unloaded all that hot cum?

It’s easier to shave my cock and balls when I’m hard. Of course, you can’t just leave it that way when you’re done.

Give it a nice big lick from base to tip for #fcf

I derive great power from my thighs. Happy #ThighThursday

My algorithm is perfect. @vibrantrida.bsky.social @strawberrybabe.bsky.social

Don’t stop until you milk out every last drop.

Do you have a case of the Mondays? I have the cure right here.

I’m here - I came.

St. Paddy’s Day flashback for #fatcockfriday

You see the outline of your coworker’s cock, what are you doing?

It’s such a waste to not cum inside someone - it should be always be pumped into your eager holes.

Won’t you take down a St. Paddy’s day shot of Irish Cream, lassie?

Want to find out how I swing my shillelagh?

Sinful enough? #sinfulsunday

Sounding like a demon with all this cum swelling up from my full balls.

Imagine my balls slapping against your clit while I fuck you.

🔊🔊🔊

What are you sucking first?

What about “all of the above”?

#fatcockfriday - now featuring fat balls

Hard at work.

Unintentionally dramatic slow motion cock slaps.

I love stroking my cock. You should try it.

Step into my office.

Oh. Like this?

Still not really sure what to do with this account. Just lurking and liking at the moment. Any suggestions?