Works better if I'm upside down like this... I think... Come on, I'm almost there... (Hope I'm not pushing my back too much...) Mnnnff... Kinda hurts my ribs, though! Maybe if I wasn't so pudgy...

Is it weird that I'm... scared of being taken back in time, right now? If I time-travelled back to my birthday... like this... And everyone could see my... ... L-Like that's ever gonna happen. I gotta stop worrying, gosh...

Just in time for Valentine's~ Nothing like some good bonding between teammates to win the day tomorrow... Well, maybe not tomorrow. One of them is probably gonna have trouble walking for a day or two~

Boy, it must be a hundred degrees in here... It's so hot, my fur's sticking to the couch. Yuck!...

Oh gosh! OH GOSH! That's no good! That's mom's plants— UHH!! OH, SHOOT! Sis's homework!! She spent all week on it! Man, this page took me a while! I had a little art block in there too, but I'm feeling what's coming up~

"Ten seconds left!" "Come quick, hurry!" "Phone's all set... and here comes the countdown!" "Dude, seriously?! Don't take a picture HERE!" "Say cheese! Five! Four..." "Cheese?— Oh! Cheese!" "Wait, wait! I'm not in the picture yet!" "Hey!—" Happy new year! Let's all wish this one goes well. 💛

Dad won't mind if I look around a bit... Not unless he finds out. Better put things back when I'm done—

Mom makes the best waffles... Gosh, it just smells so nice and soft! ... By gosh, it IS filling, though... -brrp- It's a fresh start! Fresh morning, fresh bear ready to get pet all over~

... It's so quiet. They probably went in town together. Guess that means I have the house all to myself. Hmm... Wow, wowee! Rare Chance is back, and we're starting with TWO pages!

(...) The vast hot spring was dark and steamy, and it would soon become closed for visitors. Shaking with anticipation (...) they disappeared behind an unlit rock, draped with cascades of bubbling water... This is a Patreon raffle reward! I even wrote a little story to go with it; it's on FA too!

I'm taking character and theme suggestions for upcoming raffles! Check out the form right here: forms.gle/soWYB4DxFQfq... And of course, check out the current list! Can you think of anything saucy that's missing in there? Submit an idea! Anything goes! docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Note: They are *not* gay. It doesn't matter if you're jerking off with your bro, or kissing him... If you do any of that while thinking of a girl, that means you're straight. That's how it works, end of story. This was part of a Patreon-only commission raffle (yes, again)!

Someone's had too many Super Mushrooms... and paying the price for it. 🍄 Good thing it happened on the first world! What species would Mario be if he was anthrofied? He'd be a tanuki, that's a no-brainer. I think he'd look something like this! This was part of a Patreon-only commission raffle!

Our hero figured he'd seek the fortune-teller's wisdom before delving into a particularly dangerous dungeon. At least, now he knows he'll need to bring condoms and lube... Lots of it! This was part of a Patreon-only commission raffle!

See, this is why you have to keep an eye on your handcuffs, and other freelance police tools such as a chew-toy-ballgag and a leash. Someone might nab them and use them on you!  Unfortunately, Sam is about to learn his lesson the hard way...

A Toxtricity duo accosted you! ▶ HEY BOYS     BLOW     DOUBLE SLAP     RUN

He just can't stop cracking jokes! Some people are like that, deal with it. Gotta like that new design, though~ +pun-free alt

COMMISSION RAFFLE woooo Three slots to win across FurAffinity, Itaku and Bluesky. They're tallied together, so whichever platform you pick makes no difference. Comment your picks below! READ THE RULES!! docs.google.com/spreadsheets... Deadline: 28/09/2025 7:00 PM EST dicks❤️🤧🍄🌊🐸

Nhhaahh... Ahh, gosh... That was intense...!! -pant- -gasp- Heart's... beating outta my chest... Think I'll just... lie down here a li'l... ... nnnnnguhh~ Once again, the story concludes! Poor guy's all hot, wet and bothered~

... Guess this is as good a time as any... I'm itching for that feeling again. *Phew.* O-Okay... Here I go. D-Deep breath, nice and easy... J-Just like... last time...

By gosh, I really needed that... Kinda wish I had someone to scrub my back, though. Oooh... Agh... Wah, my head's spinning. Shouldn't have made it so hot...

Oohh... New pictures from him! ... Wheww... Oh my, these are s-so... so good...

Buhh... Maybe I'll have a shower... ... Later. It's too hot out...

Haah... Phew~ No harm done. No one will know about this... This will stay between me and the butterflies. This concludes this path of the story! But don't go anywhere, there's a lot more left to see... Tune in next week - the story will continue on a different path!

Can't believe I still have an erection after so long... Ahh, I'm so nervous. Should I really... do *that*? Out here?

Really hope I don't run into anyone out here... Nff... I-It's okay, there's no one for miles. T-Though, uh... I hope I hid my pants well enough...

Brrr... So breezy... I-It's so hot, though... Why am I shivering?

The car's not here. He calls out, but no one replies... Is no one around? Maybe they went in town together...

It's awfully quiet... Is anyone home? Mom? Did she say she was going somewhere...? FIRST TO PAGE 4 >>> TO PAGE 5 >>>

All good hero stories start in the morning, as they say. Or at least, all of my stories do, because I lack creativity. Oh! Oh! This is the first branching path! Wonder which one will get picked...

This whole comic will be public! However... patrons will get to decide where the story branches out. That's right, this isn't a regular comic! It has branching paths! It's a sort of "choose your own adventure" type of deal, so there are many possible endings! I wonder which one we'll get first...

What's this? What's THIS?! A comic, featuring... bears? Could this be... a Funfair sequel? Or prequel? It... is not! It's something different altogether! This won't be anywhere as long as Funfair, but I felt a craving to make a new comic. I hope it pleases all of my adored fans 💖 (adored by me)

His flesh curls, his hair spears through his skin His ears grow, his jaws ache, surging sharp fangs His eyes turn a mad white, his lungs bellow agonising roars Shreds of sanity burn away, taken by bloodlust Beneath the full moon, a demon is born

A warm bear invites you to cuddle with him under the bedsheets... Do you accept?

Sometimes, Peppy will retreat to his room inside the Great Fox (he stays in the captain's quarters, even though Fox is the captain... just an arrangement they have). His young crewmates can only imagine what he's up to, but they figure an older man like him needs to take care of certain business...

"I'm NOT ready!! Where's my speedo?!" Wrestlers like El Fuerte may seem like the kings of badass on their promo posters, but somehow all this pride falls apart when they're caught off guard, nude and unprepared. More free versions available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/119322122

Following a night of warm cuddling, three friends gather around their camping stove for a hearty breakfast at the crack of dawn... A natural haven so remote, they don't even bother dressing up. This is based on a story by JKNaylogy99 on FA! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/58546723/

Look, in Splinter's defense, looking after four rowdy pupils is hard work... Give this old rat some time to himself! (And give him the ointment, already!) More versions are on Patreon (including... skimpier ones 👀). These ones are free! https://www.patreon.com/posts/118447521

This guy doesn't take the time to relax enough... And it's probably difficult to do so without a robot nagging you all the time! Good thing robots and hot springs tend not to mix... right~? More versions on Patreon!

Wizzrobes are cunning tricksters. They'll lure you in, wear you down... They'll play mind tricks on you, twisting your very thoughts to get you excited... They love to fool around, but there's no doubt that they're dangerous - sometimes their crazed games take on a lethal turn.

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So... If you've enjoyed Funfair, you might be interested in this! I'm digging up some old, OLD prototypes I'd made way back in 2015 and 2016... There's a LOT of it! (It looks kinda bad...) It's all on Patreon, and these little showcases will all be completely free! www.patreon.com/posts/behind...

"The hero wonders... Why go to such lengths for a monster? Why does he feel protective of it, knowing it has brought havoc upon his beloved world?" "Another moon passes."

"Acting against his purpose, the hero begrudgingly unfolds his wraps and uses them to tightly restrain the monster. It barely struggles, quietly calling muffled pleas." "The beast wails through its gag as the arrow is pulled out of its thigh, twice as painfully as when it first hit him."

"The whimpering cur begs for his life, with tears streaming from his accursed eyes... No doubt the hero's family felt the same way, before they were savagely cut down by these monsters. They are completely undeserving of mercy." "And yet... the valiant warrior's heart begs him for mercy too."

"Our hero leaps into the action to thwart the evil monsters that roam through his homeland. They tear down towns, massacre innocent families..." "His weapon is ready. His foe is unaware – a runt, starved by his gloating peers..." These first few pages will be public; find the rest on Patreon!

Just a little doodle I made for Bowser Day, 'cause why not! You went on a date with Bowser, lucky you! You chatted for hours over a glass of wine, and he eventually invites you back to his place...

Yoshi: "See, I had this idea, hun... I got us these wireless buttplugs, and I wrote a script that makes our controllers' rumble turn up the vibration instead! Pretty sick, right? ... Are you game enough to stream it with me? Heh heh~" More versions up on Patreon! They're free, too!

His friends nagged him for days, and days, trying to get him to come along to the beach. When he finally caved in, he insisted on keeping his tank top on... even though no one argued back. "I just don't wanna get my fur sunburnt, bro! I hate sunscreen..." More versions on Patreon~