At this point with gas being so damn high, any bill that gets paid should feel lucky AF

Unless you're driving I feel like audiobooks are BS... Just read the damn book

Tell your sons to stop standing on their prom date's dress!

And I'm not sure why I'm hungry seeing that I had a good dinner last night....

People be on all BS in the morning

Woke up hungry AF

Wine Scavenger Hunt is today and I'm excited AF

The Devil Wears Prada 2 premier 🤏🏽🤏🏽

The City of St. Louis is always on some BS

I'm leaving work early 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

If you're not a "family man" it's a deal breaker

Authentic connections only🙏🏽

The biggest issue with filtering your pictures is that when people see you in real life they don't recognize you

It's an attack on being black

Saying "not to interrupt you" right before you interrupt someone is still rude AF

The movie "Baby Boy" was low key a warning to all Gen Z but they ain't listen

I have been at work for 2 hours and I ain't done shit

I'm tired of getting up for work, I need to win the lottery and FAST!

I don't know why people with Jeeps want all them damn ducks sitting on their dashboard...

There's a big difference between getting a divorce and being divorced

Just know that I'm gonna screenshot our text thread and show my sis 🤷🏽‍♀️

All I can think about is my massage when I get off work... I can't wait

Ray J said that him & Kim's sex tape was orchestrated by Kris Jenner and I believe him 100% Kris been grimey AF since the Nicole Simpson days

Or near the Bermuda Triangle...

I wish people would stop criticizing the Michael Jackson biopic.... STFU

From now on I don't want to hear any relationship advice from a single man over 30.... You're part of the problem sir!

For an unmarried man to speak on why a woman can't keep a man is crazy AF

And y'all wonder why there's so many single black moms and not many black wives.... We can't marry ourselves

Sexism is diabolical

If you're a notorious cheater stay TF away from me ✌🏽

If Meg is a whore then Kim K is the Mother of Whores

Meg, don't let this beige nigga mess up your money

The real sad thing is that Megan thought Klay was her husband....

Grown folks business 💯

What you won't do, another happily will ✌🏽

Channing Tatum is low key feeling certain kinda way by Zoë Kravitz engagement.... Dude had more than ample time to make her a wife.

I mean who really gives AF if the Trump family feels disrespected by Jimmy Kimmel?! I swear that family is the world's biggest hypocrites

When people compliment your kids, say "thank you"

Having a friend who's a massage therapist is a flex 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

My coworker whooped her son for saying 6/7 lol

I have waaaay too much estrogen around me....

Right now my biggest concern is what color I'm going to get on my nails...

It's just wild AF to wake up everyday with nothing to look forward to outside of going towork.... Nigga I'm counting down the days until my Mexican cruise!

My supervisor is morbidly overweight and does absolutely nothing with her appearance... She has absolutely no life outside of work and lacks social skills. Nobody wants to fuck that🤷🏽‍♀️

You have to create a life outside of work that you don't hate

To be fair, I need some dick in my life too...but I'm hella chill and have balance in my life where I'm not tripping even with the daily stress

My supervisor needs some dick in her life real bad! The crazy thing is that she's married...

Nothing, just adding a bunch of bathing suits to my Amazon cart...

The news has pretty much gotten rid of all the REAL journalists that will tell the news truthfully

Klay Thompson's shenanigans have given all these red pill toxic ass men more BS content *rolls eyes*