Such a lovely place, that. Me, Indie, and the dogs've been exploring all over.

Thank you to those that were my friends.

I'm so hollow.

truth came out. so did his teeth. guess that’s one way to shut me up.

If it's too late to run, it's too late to prepare.

@carlymimi.bsky.social Seeing as you’re only just clocking on to what kinda bloke Nicky really is, anyone told you about his porn phase yet? bsky.app/profile/lilw...

Got the best pressie off me fella yesterday. Still buzzing off it, I am!

What I wouldn’t give to get out me own head fer a day or two, just shut it all off, y’know?

Meet the newest lads in my life. On the right, Tank the bully, and on the left is my adorable chihuahua, Nicky.

I’m feeling proper worn out and dead unproductive today, I am.

Manchester United. On my own telly! That’s a bloody war crime, that is!

This bloody cow thinks it's a right laugh offering her tits to married blokes, then slicing up their pregnant wives.

At least one thing’s looking up lately. It’s the little things sometimes, innit?

I should be buzzing to be home and in a chair, but bloody hell, sitting proper hurts right now. Don't get blown up, folks.