SimplisticJ
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Just a Simple man with a Simple plan.
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āSay Drakeā¦ā
over 1 year ago
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Best pickup lines: āThe name is Eric, itās short for erection; and trust aināt nothing short about itā āIām 6ā2, and those are two different measurementsā 60% of the time, these work every time
about 5 hours ago
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I got a bald friend, donāt talk about my mobile solar panel like thatš
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about 14 hours ago
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Cause. Them. Harm.
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about 17 hours ago
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Why stop there? Seduce they grandma too
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about 17 hours ago
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Older black and Hispanic women love me
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about 18 hours ago
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You donāt?!?
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1 day ago
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Oh youāre transphobic, homophobic, and sexist?
1 day ago
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1 day ago
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Iām saying you should
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1 day ago
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Or do you hate dumbass people, stay with me now š
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1 day ago
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How much yall bench? Cause I just benched pressed a fridge(French door)
1 day ago
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I want there to be a battle royale, last man standing gets all my shit
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1 day ago
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Just so yall know, the Philly zoo has a promotion for āDate Dayā 75$ = two tickets, two drinks(one drink a person), two tickets to the Ferris wheel. All summer
1 day ago
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Them niggas that follow the red pill medias telling them when a woman says no she really means she wants you to try harder. Them the niggas that need to be shot
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1 day ago
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This how niggas who listen to drake play marvel rivals as cloak and daggerš
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1 day ago
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The short answer is some can, but as an Autistic person, if you arenāt direct, you might as well airball.
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1 day ago
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You not old, you just a show with a lot of seasons. You a simpsons
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1 day ago
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They breadsticks are fire, the pizza is ok, the wings are decent, and the owner helped Rosa parks what more do I need from a pizza place
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1 day ago
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How my girl look at me when I make 50 dirty dishes to make her a sandwich.
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2 days ago
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I would rather like sweaty gorilla knucksš
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2 days ago
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Eating BK should have you put in jail sir
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2 days ago
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No need for you to focus on them, Iāll take care of that
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2 days ago
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Fun fact, Fred in scooby doo has never called him shaggy but instead Shay- Gi
2 days ago
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Only one fix to that problem š
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2 days ago
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A whole decade?!? Thereās a specific name for the time period between yāall, thatās crazy
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2 days ago
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I keep them as friends and use them as chemical warfare against my enemies, and white people
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2 days ago
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Top ten biggest cheaters in anime:
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Yugioh Exodia
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2 days ago
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Bad mornings to the Clorox crusaders, and Trump supporters
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2 days ago
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If a student hits me 3 times heās going on a tshirt, the only help being called is an ambulance.
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2 days ago
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Imagine being a Kendrick fan in 2026
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Efe Omowale's Funny Moment in Assisted Living
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2 days ago
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Imagine being a drake fan in 2026
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Efe Omowale's Funny Moment in Assisted Living
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2 days ago
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Hetro in theory I sexually assault all my homies.
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2 days ago
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Canāt even cut the water
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2 days ago
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Sending people this, so they know I choose death.
about 1 month ago
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Even the state is asking āwyā
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about 1 month ago
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You with your new license and the ford f150 behind you doing 90 in a 50 complaining youāre going too slow
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about 1 month ago
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Best investment I made when I was doing ball drills and working on my vertical
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2 months ago
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So we not talking about how Yuta folded 3 sorcerers and a S Grade curse and only used his curse technique twice šš
2 months ago
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This is so they can prepare yall for the 1200$ ps6 and the 1300-1600$ Xbox PC along with 100-149$ base games
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2 months ago
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Nigga looks like he became the bear so heād finally be pickedš
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2 months ago
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Daily affirmations: Donāt be the bigger person, because aināt no one bigger than the program that you broadcast.
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Thereās an estimated over 93 billion wheels in the world, far surpassing the estimated 50 billion doors
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3 months ago
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āHella deathā āThe melting pointā āIce clapsā My favorite āThe Heater Beaterā
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3 months ago
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And niggas bald with a beard look like king Neptune š
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3 months ago
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If you canāt match my autism I aināt with itš
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Whatās the best Disney Song? And why is it Stand Out?
3 months ago
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Youāre a black, Iām black; they already think we finna rob themā¦
3 months ago
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Whether youāre a black man or a black woman, the question remains⦠why donāt you have a gun and a carry permit in this administration?
3 months ago
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