They aren’t old, they just had to school uphill, both ways.

And if someone doesn’t need to be in your life…

Was a good summer 🔥

The government treating the US as an HOA rn

Septa has cut 32 routes today, oof

I’ll debate anyone about anything.

Also Sharks are older than trees

Snails have more teeth than sharks.

Nah, god better protect those niggas that I thought I could trust.

When you go against me on the court, or in sparking zero and think you can win. That’s delusion.

How I’m moving the second I get powers.

The second I’m properly medicated, I’m taking all your jobs.

Remember fellas, it’s better to get a vasectomy than to have some old white billionaire man tell your lady what to do with her body

I have one ting to say to the creamy food makers…

A gibbet is a specialized type of gallows used to display the bodies of executed criminals, intended as a public spectacle and deterrent

When I flip, the flop, the flippity the flop and ya don’t stop

Any creamy food should have you sent to the gibbet

I want my parents to acknowledge my accomplishments

Don’t just choose yourself, choose to be petty, take all the spoons out that nigga house, slightly unscrew the hinges to the cabinets so they drop a lil, slightly raise a floor board so it squeaks when stepped on, crease that niggas J’s

They won’t be sharing because they dropping straight down not even a thought

A woman’s reproductive organs

Destination was a mile back and you just kept driving.

One thing I’ll never care about is nonviolent crimes, like theft, I don’t care if that multibillion dollar company that doesn’t pay their employees, lost 100$ in food or clothing

People who chew loud, people who breathe loud, people who talk loud, people who talk, people who walk slow, people who walk too fast, people who walk, people who can’t drive, people who can drive but don’t take the yellow, people who are rude to employees, people who lick their lips constantly.

My boss: *takes a return exception for a older black lady* Me: look at you helping out the black community. Him(white): damn right, black Jesus just made Hell a tad bit less hot for me.

I know the sun gets jealous when you wake up, because nothing shines brighter than your heart.

I’ve seen this before…

Putin, can’t win what was supposed to be to be an easy war against civies and farmers, trump who has destroyed the working class, conservatives who hate when any person of color talks

Finna have a bad month when you get fired 😭

If you only with women that don’t show you the real them, that’s a you problem not a height issue😭

Blasphemy

Is this a good affirmation when I gotta work a double? Nah. I hope when you try to relax ya sick get a lil damp. Respectfully

Revoking pretty princess statuses to just princess so now instead of front passenger seats, and free snack whenever; you have to deal with the common folk and politics.

I’d never have sex with your uncle, but I would, Tapitío

Don’t you dare talk about the great country white people think they built!

A ceiling fan once fell on me while I was sleep, woke up pretty angry that day.

Don’t worry yall, my store still sells them at OG price right now, and we deliver nation wide👌🏾

Bunraku

I got social anxiety though…

“Pussy drops after a boss fight”

Nah, it all depends on the dynamic, cause my girl ain’t knowing peace til I sniff every part of her body.

Don’t worry ladies, I’m praying that yall are pregnant.

Giving up a literal god of creation is wild work 😭

Thunderbolts > fantastic four

The first thing hulk hogan see when he hits hell

I didn’t

When I was born, I was dead for like 2 mins, we are not the same

One thing about me, ima pull the fire alarm and scare whoever hiding in the bathrooms