Best pickup lines: “The name is Eric, it’s short for erection; and trust ain’t nothing short about it” “I’m 6’2, and those are two different measurements” 60% of the time, these work every time

I got a bald friend, don’t talk about my mobile solar panel like that😭

Cause. Them. Harm.

Why stop there? Seduce they grandma too

Older black and Hispanic women love me

You don’t?!?

Oh you’re transphobic, homophobic, and sexist?

I’m saying you should

Or do you hate dumbass people, stay with me now 😭

How much yall bench? Cause I just benched pressed a fridge(French door)

I want there to be a battle royale, last man standing gets all my shit

Just so yall know, the Philly zoo has a promotion for “Date Day” 75$ = two tickets, two drinks(one drink a person), two tickets to the Ferris wheel. All summer

Them niggas that follow the red pill medias telling them when a woman says no she really means she wants you to try harder. Them the niggas that need to be shot

This how niggas who listen to drake play marvel rivals as cloak and dagger😭

The short answer is some can, but as an Autistic person, if you aren’t direct, you might as well airball.

You not old, you just a show with a lot of seasons. You a simpsons

They breadsticks are fire, the pizza is ok, the wings are decent, and the owner helped Rosa parks what more do I need from a pizza place

How my girl look at me when I make 50 dirty dishes to make her a sandwich.

I would rather like sweaty gorilla knucks😭

Eating BK should have you put in jail sir

No need for you to focus on them, I’ll take care of that

Fun fact, Fred in scooby doo has never called him shaggy but instead Shay- Gi

Only one fix to that problem 😭

A whole decade?!? There’s a specific name for the time period between y’all, that’s crazy

I keep them as friends and use them as chemical warfare against my enemies, and white people

Top ten biggest cheaters in anime:

Bad mornings to the Clorox crusaders, and Trump supporters

If a student hits me 3 times he’s going on a tshirt, the only help being called is an ambulance.

Imagine being a Kendrick fan in 2026

Imagine being a drake fan in 2026

Hetro in theory I sexually assault all my homies.

Can’t even cut the water

Sending people this, so they know I choose death.

Even the state is asking “wy”

You with your new license and the ford f150 behind you doing 90 in a 50 complaining you’re going too slow

Best investment I made when I was doing ball drills and working on my vertical

So we not talking about how Yuta folded 3 sorcerers and a S Grade curse and only used his curse technique twice 😭😭

This is so they can prepare yall for the 1200$ ps6 and the 1300-1600$ Xbox PC along with 100-149$ base games

Nigga looks like he became the bear so he’d finally be picked😭

Daily affirmations: Don’t be the bigger person, because ain’t no one bigger than the program that you broadcast.

There’s an estimated over 93 billion wheels in the world, far surpassing the estimated 50 billion doors

“Hella death” “The melting point” “Ice claps” My favorite “The Heater Beater”

And niggas bald with a beard look like king Neptune 😭

If you can’t match my autism I ain’t with it😭

What’s the best Disney Song? And why is it Stand Out?

You’re a black, I’m black; they already think we finna rob them…

Whether you’re a black man or a black woman, the question remains… why don’t you have a gun and a carry permit in this administration?