Bruhhh I wish Eli would stop pimping out Alyx to Gordon broo... Even if I wasn't a Gordon Freeman self-shipper it still makes me wildly uncomfortable

Gordon Freeman is my life on god

Would y'all believe me if I told you that I've seen my own art in hopium edits on Instagram?

Sea gulls jumped my ass for my fries and I tipped tea down the front of me and I'm pretty sure I heard people laughing at me 😔 I think they scratched the top of my head because it hurts 💔💔💔

AliExpress just sent me 140 razor blades and 2 safety glasses, I did not order 140 razor blades nor did I order safety glasses, I ordered an yellow desktop shelf. I'm not sure how this happened but I'm not very happy about it.

my farmer has never been so serious about anything else in his life #stardewvalley #stardewvalleyshane #sdvfarmer

//tags #HalfLife #GordonFreeman Hope.... its all we have...

half life 3 tomorrow,,,

gina and gina

Half life 3 soon...

//tags #selfship #yumeship #HalfLife #GordonFreeman //CW #vore #softvore #Endosoma big fan of throat bulge ngl

//tags #selfship #yumeship #HalfLife #GordonFreeman //CW #vore #softvore #Endosoma LOCK IN GORDON! PLEASE MAN! I BEG

IM GOING INSANE, THERE HAS BEEN WATER IN MY EAR FOR THREE DAYS 😭😭😞😭💔🥀 I CAN'T FUCKING HEARRRR

Shout out to Red's goate, I remember in 2024 when I saw it for the first time; I hated it With all my heart and soul but now my heart is full of love for his ugly chin triangle 💛

I've only seen 2 episodes of haunted hotel and I got to say that I'm a big fan of ben, he got a tooth gap and a cat mouth! He like like me fr!!! Apart from the fact I'm not a 13 year old boy lolol

I love going onto the Half-life Reddit because it's always someone freaking out here or someone going insane

looked up some half-life animatics and Last life came up 💔

//tags #selfship #yumeship #HalfLife #GordonFreeman get crushed idiot lol

I wanna start moving away from ms paint so my art is going to look a bit shit of a while lol.

I think someone is pretending to be my ex girlfriend to lie about me 🙄

//Cw: Real life pic I'm so sorry you had to find out this way, but... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'm bald 💔🥀 happy #Halloween

No vore art on Halloween this year 😔 💔

I'm crying. my little sister's boyfriend is sleeping over and he is scared of moths, so there was a FAT moth in my room and I caught it and threw it into my sister's room before closing the door.

Dear lord..

CW// old as shit i found my shitty old art of bumpkin on reddit 😭

For my next trick; I will start a conversation at 1 am then pass the fuck out so when I wake up I can feel guilty for leaving you hanging 💔💔💔

Gordon Freeman,,,

CW// #vore #softvore Tags// #oc #ocs super easy human trap

//cw: IRL pic Felt pretty today

If I die small, bury me in cleavage. Lay me down on a bed of boobies. Sink me in some pillowy boobs Send me a way with the sound boi-oi-oi-oing

This character profile thing is labelling "Bumpkin" as a slur, so I might have to change Bumpkins name to something boring like Jackson or something

Y'all be scaring the shit out of me dawg, I am I stuck in a coma or dream????

My dad is such a diva, he accidentally called me after putting his phone in his pocket after texting me (I'm guessing) and I hear "sorry, tweedle-dipshit just texted me that I got a letter from the health department... I hope it's instant death syndrome" 😭

//CW #Suggestive //tags #selfship #yumeship #HalfLife #GordonFreeman BIGGGGGGGG stretch!

israel is literally the most evil occupying force. Like I'm not joking

CW// #vore #softvore #Endosoma Tags// #voretober #voretober2025 #oc #ocs Voretober Day 13: Mad

woah who did that

It was a spider bite, non venomous bite tho

I love how my body just starts to shut down when I have to do my job, like what do you mean I have a hard painful bump in my finger that appeared and hour ago...

It's his first day at school

new PainBone and Lavender Ref

Bumpkin is real

Vote on PainBone's redesign www.deviantart.com/yellowington...

I just redesigned and retconned the shit out of PainBone and lavender, I know some of you are going to hate it so I'll do a vote tomorrow (maybe) but PainBone's hat HAS TO GO.

Guys I fucked up, I just won a whole ass fuck ass pumpkin in while playing trivia at work 😭 I don't want to take it home on the bus 😭😭😭

1 label has been placed on this content CW// #vore #softvore #Endosoma Tags// #voretober #voretober2025 #oc #ocs Voretober Day 7: Eternal

My children grow... My army grows

//tags #selfship #yumeship #HalfLife #GordonFreeman //CW #vore #softvore #nsfw #rule34 being stuck in Black Mesa causes a lot of stress, Yellowington relieves stress by stress eating and Freeman relieves stress... in other ways.