Hahaha

god i really fucked up that social interaction, im so pathetic i should *remembers that the first step in healing is to stop vocalizing suicidal desires* kill everyone else in this room

Can’t wait to turn 40 and do shit like this on Facebook

Nobody: My dad trying to make up all those absent years:

It’s hilarious how many times i instinctively opened #TikTok last night while knowing it was banned. The instincts won this morning😭

The U.S. banning TikTok:

Me at night now that #tiktok is banned:

Tiktok has parished

Boss: what’s gotten into you?! Your work efficiency has doubled! Me: they’ve taken the tok sir

Boutta make big bucks posting TikTok compilations on YouTube

Just Google it up your honor.

So I’m on a popular block list bc I follow over 10k ppl? I ain’t even a bot but that’s crazyyyy

Should I post more or was it mid

Monthly brain rot at this point

“Where do you see yourself in 5 yea-“ -FRIDAY!.. I just want to make it to Friday.

The cigarette with the one heal on the curb is sending meee 😭

It’s always “where’s daily brain rot ?“ and never “how’s daily brain rot?”

“I can’t sleep at night” Also me at night:

Me having to keep an eye on my card from spending on myself instead of gifts:

A never ending cycle

Good morning to everyone except the relatives who asked about my love life

My drunk friend: I love you. Me: i know bruh sit down & have some water

Been seeing a bit of a dip in active users, who’s all still here?💪🏽

The cinematography, the timing, this is why I pay for the internet😂

True friendships is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go totally unmentioned

Just when you think you got me allll figured out 😏

Nobody: Me: *randomly stalking my own socials to see myself from other’s perspectives*

My brain: “You forgot something” Me: What did i forget? My brain:

I’m ngl, this part always went hard fr

I do a lot of illegal shit but littering is where i draw the line.

This is me in group pictures

This is really the adult version of an ice cream truck 😫

😭

don’t invite me to the function unless THIS is the vibe.

Once a toddler learns “Why?” It’s really all over

Left nostril Right nostril

“Don’t second guess yourself” Me:

If you’re reading this.. Please sit up right & fix that banana ass posture of yours🍌😫(repost to spread awareness)

Do you guys remember Bluesky

Listen I love the app but I can’t escape this image on here

I wanna be mysterious sooo bad but i cannot shut the f*ck up

Nobody: Me after eating the straws so the turtles don’t have to:

Im glad we only live once because i cannot do this shit again

when you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed

Every time.

If you ever see me eating a mango just give us some privacy please.

Elon supporting a campaign that completely hates his electric cars is still mind boggling

Real