Weather is nice, parents have a pool in the backyard, so time to sip a fancy beer and enjoy the sunset in as little clothing as my family finds acceptable

Got the hot shorts and hat on while helping my parents set up their “float” pool (and I’m not gonna tell them that I think it’s just a kiddie pool)

Being a slut this past Friday night with @nashbear.bsky.social (we forgot to get a picture together but I promise we were in the same place at the same time)

We love shirts with some versatility

It’s only at half mast for #fcf but somehow it’s bulging out of the jockstrap at the same time.

Happy Flamingo Friday to all who celebrate! Today’s WFH fit:

When the hanky code for the party is rust, I come prepared with multiple looks

The kit from the cigar social last night. The Asylum cigar is called “cool brew” and it’s the thin mint of cigars. Paired terribly with my gin & tonic but I know better for next time I smoke one! Also tried the El Centurion out of the sample pack I got from My Father Cigars. That one is a keeper!

How about some nice hairy humps for our hump day?

Did a half day in-office because I do my best curriculum writing at home in my undies

Do you know why I called you into my office?

Since I’m very new to this, I figure I’d give it a year until I attend Smokeout. But, I did have a bunch of fun local cigar dates to go on this weekend. A Smokeout of my own to beat the FOMO

The one day I hear I get to text this to all my friends with the caption “he is risen!”

Went to my first club run this weekend. Was terrible at taking photos so this is all I have from the events

Yesterday’s cigar date with the guy that fuels my obsession - oh, and I wore booty shorts because we had half a day of summer weather.

New office has really good down lighting - great for showing off how good I look in green!

Brutus was in fact not safe from being stabbed in the heart on the Ides of March. But hey, being single means less in the way of doing me!

I’ve been irrationally fearful of cigars due to my perfectionism and wanting to appear to know what I’m doing. Let’s just say that Friday night was a great exercise in letting that fear go and trying some bold new things with very encouraging friends!

A collection of faces from last week, feat. my hair stylist removing a majority of my hair and beard

This local speakeasy gives saloon vibes so I went dressed up as a cowboy

Gonna go be a Daddy tonight

I may not have any snow gear, but my leather gear is actually a great substitute in this weather!

Busch Gardens Tampa day, featuring gratuitous pits and a jockstrap brought to you by @chipkc.bsky.social - it’s fun walking around the park in minimal clothing!

The Salvador Dalí museum in St. Petersburg providing me with a relatable experience

45 mins is all it took to get this soaked

When I’m not mostly naked or turning a leather look, this is how I dress most of the time.

The one thing I actually do top is the leaderboard for my company’s January fitness challenge. A great excuse to use the spectacular on-campus facilities! More scandalous workout photos to come

Returning to “work from home” life which includes an occasional work break to suck @peterwolfe.bsky.social off.

Saturday night before Christmas look - I was a very festive volunteer at the gay bar but forgot to get pics while I was there. So, here ya go!

Oh, and also hump day!

On Wednesday we wear pink

Haulover Beach with @peterwolfe.bsky.social

This must be the gay beach

Outdoor happy hour with @peterwolfe.bsky.social during our Pig Week adventures in Florida, and it’s a totally different story weather-wise at home.

Finally got my boyfriend on BlueSky! He and I are gonna start putting out a lot of spicy content soon…

Got my ass handed to me (literally) and even found a stage to show it off on after dinner

First night out for Pig Week in Ft. Lauderdale! Who am I gonna see at Ramrod later?

GOOD MORNING I’m ready to go to the beach…or a pool party…or maybe I’ll just stay at home

Setting up the condo sling for Pig Week

Wait, WHAT did you (accurately) call me?!

Because it’s Flamingo Friday AND Halloween - I have JUST the outfit

Boyfriend perks include a shower room with a huge rainfall head (toys are also included upon request)

I’ve repeatedly gotten comments on this shirt - a worthy investment I’d say

Red Friday for the KC Chiefs AND my usual Flamingo Friday - and I’m gonna see how I do with a thong on while I teach classes all day

This is what I tell all my hookups

What did this music just call me? …well, at least I’m #1…

A generous friend donated me a bunch of gently used thongs to try out. I’m loving these waistband ones a lot more than I thought I would! This one is so comfortable, I forgot I had it on, to the point that I had forgotten I was wearing it during work!

Put together an outfit and a look that made me feel so damn sexy and turned a lot of heads at the bar. Still went home alone, but at least I know I can have fun with myself! The vibrating butt plug with phone app control helped…

A couple good butt shots on the porch during Happy Hour: 1) “nobody told me that butt plugs were required” 2) “I don’t need a butt plug when my hole looks like ✨this✨”