I put my opps in tomadachi life and made them marry Benjamin Netanyahu

What’s up guys Mr beast here today we’re having an 18 year old and a 99 year old shotgun Green Monster Energy until they drop! Let’s see how many these fuckers can shove down their gullet!

The Muppets will be forever real to me. Miss Piggy is not a puppet she’s a woman

This is my impression of gambit if he believed in life after love: I GOT YOU CHER

THERES A BOMB IN MY CAR THERES A BOMB IN MY CAR

IM GONNA EAT MY KEEEEEEEEYYYYYYS

Clipse if they were based: let god eat em out

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Ratatouille but he just makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

They need to reeducate old people on where to stand at any given moment.

Saw twenty one pilots today!!! Teenage me is screaming and shitting

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

Thinking about kakashis face when rock lee dropped those weights. Like I can’t see his face but I can

Westside Gunn Voice: I just shitted in the pissin toilet (boom boom boom boom)

I hate it when someone wants me to shit for them The burden of poop is not on me!

Look at my lawyer dog I’m going to jail 😭

One of these is not like the others

People need to understand how much I need demi adejuyigbe

I’m gonna start running like they do in weapons so I can scare people

That Brad audio is legit so fucking disturbing I hope we never see this man again

I need a horror movie where the final girl is a femboy

Male K Pop is like: you’re my sweet sweetie can I kiss you :))))) *cute upbeat instrumental Female k Pop is like: who wants to FUCK A CAKE *the worst beat drop you’ve ever heard in your life*

We need like a proper high budget horror movie where the killer is a hippo

Times Tyrant by Beyoncé has made be cry before 2025: 0 Times Tyrant by Beyoncé has made me Bry after 2025: too fucking many

I’m crying the thumbnail is like if he killed someone

Vince Staples is one of the funniest guys ever and I never see him laugh

Kind of crazy seeing people hate Riri Williams and then when they describe why they hate her they just… perfectly describe Tony Stark. The only difference is that Riri isn’t a LITERAL ARMS DEALER AND WAR CRIMINAL.

I USED TO HAVE HOOP DREAMS UNTIL I FOUND OUT THERE WERE OTHER WAYS TO SCOREEEEE

I actually can’t fucking believe Mamdani won this is the fist time I’ve felt hope in so long

Crafted a whole outfit for an event I can’t go to so here it is for you viewing pleasure also it’s my birthday and you have to be nice to my fit

Hey remember when we got a frank ocean snippet this year

Fucked up in the crib splitting atoms

New Quadeca is his new best I am actually blown away by how good it is

New Balance? Man they’re remaking everything these days

Do you think if brat never took off that we would be getting a Charli XCX and Jane Remover collab a lot quicker

Was just reminded that Bong Joon-hos next movie is gonna be a horror movie scored by John Carpenter and oh my god dude I’m gonna pass away

Just finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. It’s peak… play this game. The single best story I have ever experienced in a video game… like… Jesus Christ

What does it mean when a guy calls a girl an eater I thought eaters were guys who eat pussy… Does that mean… Oh man

If the world is just there will be a million clones of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 I wanna play 100 games just like this

I actually have not stopped thinking about Sinners

Annie was the best character in sinners. If she wasn’t there they would not have lasted as long as they did.

I kind of don’t care that they aged up Peni Parker for rivals I think its weird to sexualizing her

Found a cute goth witch on tinder and her bio says “Libertarian 🇺🇸” and I am having a moral dilemma

Emma Frost has thighs that could crush an entire man and yet the hottest thing about her is her voice

Jane Remover you own my fucking liver

It’s a Scandal how many Washington’s in Kerrying

Oh so when Bruno Mars says “that good kitty kitty that good kitty make it my pet” it’s all fine and good but when OMNI MAN

If you look like this dm me

Why do belly buttons smell like that and why has nothing ever smelled like that ever

Emilia Perez is kind of like if Eliza from Hamilton opened up the Orphanage after slaughtering children indiscriminately through her adult life