God I love sucking dicks with my butthole

This but it's about Dr Pepper open.spotify.com/track/2aVIbk...

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Lord have mercy 🪭🥴

Jorqing peanar

BEHOLD The cum jar of quantifiable cum! It has measuring lines :3

No one is allowed access to my ever growing nut jar this November.

BOOOOObies

Should I draw ponies?

Censored hand holding through the glory hole of wholesome connection

Knowing how to use CRISPR but no access to a lab to modify myself mad scientist style is a tragedy

Every day jan6 looks more and more like the beer hall putsch. Those who got As in history please tell me I'm wrong 🙏

How it feels to jorq your peanits in the midwest

Call me Michael Bay the way these trans should form a line to my box office

Did we throw enough of a stink? The porn is back!

Asking for ANY of these is too much in regards to viewing the Internet. Especially when a company can keep these on file,sell, or have your most private information hacked

Hey no actually?! The FUCK?! SSN, credit card, or ID scan. If this is what's happening I will jump ship so fast.

Why in the FLYING FUCK is bluesky asking for my SSN to verify I'm an adult?!

You'll let me in right? I'm very mentally stable ~

Wammalink up?

Does anyone know how to do pixel art in CSP?

Saw the Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein. Wax poetic on my stitched dick 🪡

Oh how I must look like a crazed lunatic to my neighbors doing midnight gardening

Call me double D the way I be labeling things and wishing I was a shark

This but make sure you get some in the ring or I'll know you don't use aimlabs.

Would y'all fuck up a knucklebones (Cult of the lamb) centric game?

Bedtime shouldve knocked 🟣 cool link magnetusart.carrd.co for cool people 🟣

High capacity balls unloading

Does having a Costco membership make me hotter?

Oh to have puppy tits

Oh geez I sure hope no one dubiously assumes consent (//•////•) °°°

Regular gock, massive balls 🤤

🐾 mutt training

Would taking a week off from my actual job, to take up a job I have no intention of keeping and being a menace to customers be unhinged and crazy?

Who was gonna tell me that higher quality rice cookers make higher quality rice?!

Wistfully thinking about her slonkin' on it

You're gonna call her. Especially after such a good date...R̶̅̈́ͅI̷͉̾̑Ǧ̸̤H̶͔̟͒T̵̖̤̏̕?̴̭͐

Who fucks with knucklebones from cult of the lamb?

Here's to hoping chicken and rice cures ✨too much tummy✨

Unfortunately stimming betrays me like a dog wagging its tail.

Me frfr

Open wide my little guinea pig ~

From an older study, but I love the emulation of old physical media and how I can get the ink bleed

Call me an oiled up ball of dough the way I need to be bred

Seeing the literal company town shack my family came from again will reignite my generational guilt.

Ignore me going through your entire profile if you send a single like. I am mentally stable and you should open your door. (꩜ ‿ ꩜)

This is why fursuits scare me. Im surprised we haven't figured out a better material to prevent having the internal temp of an oven. She be heating it up till she stroke