Overestimated my family's spice tolerance when cooking for them

Something is wrong with the seed we're sewing

The men on dating apps in manchester are so fawkkkkkkkking fine

Smoking a fat ass spliff while new kelela plays on loop

Just unlocked group chats who want me

Oomfs PFP similar to mine so I kept thinking my posts are on my timeline

Randomly had a hot flash and stomachache while having a shit

Missionaries looking for attention on Grindr:

We hotboxed last night

Madonna fans have been pissing me off so I'm not cleaning my ray of light coaster for a month and letting it collect coffee stains

She came back

Parents forgot the weed for the trip so now we have to split my 3.5 among 3 of us over the weekend

Love how every best part of a katseye song is when there's no vocals

Started gaining weight after giving away all my waist 34 jeans to charity

Madonna isn't on my grindr grid anymore is it just gone now or

Fumbled horticulture bartender stoner trade and refusing to accept it so he will be seeing another message from me

Anyone have a backseat I could lose all my innocence in real quick

Meeting in 20 minutes and I'm still in bed

Bloomf taking a ride 405 through the west side

May have fumbled both the guys I'm speaking to

A Sunday which means getting high all day

Get the bear ON the TV, I AM watching that!

YEAH RIGHT NOW YEAH RIGHT NOW YEAH RIGHT NOW YEAH RIGHT NOW YEAH RIGHT NOW YEAH RIGHT NOW ITS ITS LIKE ITS LIKE

No one is free to smoke weed with me

I'm so bored

Hit your worthless cart

Smoke your worthless cigarette

Pack your worthless bowl

Low-key need sex

Dealer more than half an hour late

Namasenda just sent me a meme I wanted

The cock is dicking

I THINK ABOUT YOU I THINK ABOUT YOU I THINK ABOUT YOU I THINK ABOUT YOU DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME THINK ABOUT ME THINK ABOUT ME THINK ABOUT ME

Kelela tickets ordered

Forgot it was pride

Tinder low-key being better than hinge

Robotics trade last night ouuuuu that was GOOD

I take that back he messaged and wants to see me again

May have fumbled

Might roll a joint

Hi

Bartender trade wants to smoke with me in a park

The way I'm a reply guy

Dealer taking forever

Impulsively bought tamarind paste and don't know what to use it for

Does anyone have the korra boobs picture with milk coming out

Found lecturer's bluesky and I have more followers