I need to post of some of my cosplay stuff over here. That would give me practice for writing alt text.

I love how Hulu has all the Stan Episodes of the Golden Girls together so I can watch them when my ex husband pisses me off.

I sewed my coat backs to the wrong coat fronts.🙃

God bless divorce.

My brain is nice enough to let me learn a new game mechanic. I am so bad at Rogue Trader.

Applying to my old job to get an auto rejection just to feel something.

Why is it every time that I reinforce the ends of my seams i have to rip them out, but when i get lazy they're perfect.

I hurt my neck while vacuuming. 😕

It's the rainy season in Georgia.

In case nobody told you, don't fall down the stairs. Everything hurts, and the cats judged me.

I fell down the last three stairs and scared the cats. They're currently mad at me.

Sitting outside in the rain for 5 hours probably was a terrible idea. Whatever was in the rain made my hair look great tho.

*doing cpr on my wallet* my daughter is paying me back in fan art.

The weather is getting a bad grade in concert. We are very wet.

I don't know all the words to My Immortal, I am going to get a bad grade in concert.

My kid is saying 6 7 at me, I'm saying three fiddy at him.

I want to fist fight my MIL, slut shaming my daughter...🤬

I am now approaching my job search with the confidence of Peggy Hill. I applied to the school district.

I heard they were filming nearby and needed people to play corpses.

I don't know what's worse, trying to fold a tissue paper pattern and put it back in the envelope or taping 50 pages together.

Me looking for a job:

Reminder that you occasionally have to empty and scrub the garbage cans. My ex was breeding gnats.

They took 6 weeks to tell me there was no audio in my interview, but only one day to tell me my new one was bad and I'm not hired.

Can I go home now?

The best part of being divorced is that this shit doesn't completely destroy my life anymore. Yay divorce 🥳

😮‍💨 I hate my entire fucking life.

Cut three pieces out of my fabric. Being so productive 😌

I figured out which one is the party tit. The right one, it keeps trying to escape.

"I'll just sew this last seam rq, get this project done." the most cursed words, so much bobbin vomit. *sigh*

It took a month and I half for them to tell me my virtual interview had no audio.

I hate when I put something on for background noise, and there is somebody with my name in it. Brain, they're not calling you, calm down.

I was going to get my entire life together this week, but I woke up late. Try again next week?

I hope this looks better when I block it. Someday, I'll knit without all the twisted stitches.

I dropped a stitch on the cast on row??

☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you ☆

Thanks for telling me I failed the Retail Associate Assessment immediately i guess.

Oldest child is 19 today.

I hate when my teeth make a big shift and my face hasn't caught up.

Applied to 3 jobs today and already got rejected by 2🙃

it turns out the real destiny killer was pete parsons

I'm so slow at finishing costumes that Destiny 2 stopped updating before I finished it.

I applied to Macy's Tech as a joke. The real joke is Java Enterprise, lol.

They call it summer credit recovery and charge $50. Didn't summer school use to be free?

I could just use a regular glove pattern...or I can cut it into a million pieces and add details nobody cares about.

Somebody had the audacity to call me at 6 AM to come clean something 🙄

My api wasn't working for the dumbest reason. I hate programming so much.

Just kidding, it stopped functioning, computers were a mistake lol.

BRB, going to go bury my phone somewhere. Everyone is taking turns pmo today.

Okay, I know the website looks EXACTLY the same but my PERN stack is uh exactly how it's suppose to be now.