jennifer ๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค๐
@jennythepirate.com
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in my Freida Claxton era, retail nepobaby, programmer, cosplayer, she/her
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Sometimes, I think I'm cursed, but my bobbin always runs out at the end of a seam๐ค
11 months ago
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I need to post of some of my cosplay stuff over here. That would give me practice for writing alt text.
1 day ago
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I love how Hulu has all the Stan Episodes of the Golden Girls together so I can watch them when my ex husband pisses me off.
3 days ago
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I sewed my coat backs to the wrong coat fronts.๐
4 days ago
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God bless divorce.
6 days ago
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My brain is nice enough to let me learn a new game mechanic. I am so bad at Rogue Trader.
9 days ago
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Applying to my old job to get an auto rejection just to feel something.
9 days ago
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Why is it every time that I reinforce the ends of my seams i have to rip them out, but when i get lazy they're perfect.
14 days ago
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I hurt my neck while vacuuming. ๐
15 days ago
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It's the rainy season in Georgia.
15 days ago
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In case nobody told you, don't fall down the stairs. Everything hurts, and the cats judged me.
16 days ago
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I fell down the last three stairs and scared the cats. They're currently mad at me.
17 days ago
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Sitting outside in the rain for 5 hours probably was a terrible idea. Whatever was in the rain made my hair look great tho.
17 days ago
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*doing cpr on my wallet* my daughter is paying me back in fan art.
18 days ago
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The weather is getting a bad grade in concert. We are very wet.
19 days ago
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I don't know all the words to My Immortal, I am going to get a bad grade in concert.
19 days ago
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My kid is saying 6 7 at me, I'm saying three fiddy at him.
20 days ago
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I want to fist fight my MIL, slut shaming my daughter...๐คฌ
20 days ago
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I am now approaching my job search with the confidence of Peggy Hill. I applied to the school district.
21 days ago
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I heard they were filming nearby and needed people to play corpses.
add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
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I don't know what's worse, trying to fold a tissue paper pattern and put it back in the envelope or taping 50 pages together.
22 days ago
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Me looking for a job:
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Tantrum Kid on Golf Course
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22 days ago
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jennifer ๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค๐
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23 days ago
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Reminder that you occasionally have to empty and scrub the garbage cans. My ex was breeding gnats.
23 days ago
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They took 6 weeks to tell me there was no audio in my interview, but only one day to tell me my new one was bad and I'm not hired.
23 days ago
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Can I go home now?
24 days ago
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The best part of being divorced is that this shit doesn't completely destroy my life anymore. Yay divorce ๐ฅณ
24 days ago
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๐ฎโ๐จ I hate my entire fucking life.
24 days ago
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Cut three pieces out of my fabric. Being so productive ๐
26 days ago
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I figured out which one is the party tit. The right one, it keeps trying to escape.
29 days ago
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"I'll just sew this last seam rq, get this project done." the most cursed words, so much bobbin vomit. *sigh*
about 1 month ago
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It took a month and I half for them to tell me my virtual interview had no audio.
about 1 month ago
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I hate when I put something on for background noise, and there is somebody with my name in it. Brain, they're not calling you, calm down.
about 1 month ago
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I was going to get my entire life together this week, but I woke up late. Try again next week?
about 1 month ago
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I hope this looks better when I block it. Someday, I'll knit without all the twisted stitches.
about 1 month ago
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I dropped a stitch on the cast on row??
about 1 month ago
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โ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you โ
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Thanks for telling me I failed the Retail Associate Assessment immediately i guess.
about 1 month ago
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Oldest child is 19 today.
about 1 month ago
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I hate when my teeth make a big shift and my face hasn't caught up.
about 1 month ago
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Applied to 3 jobs today and already got rejected by 2๐
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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reposted by
jennifer ๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค๐
Robert Brookes ๐ฟ
about 1 month ago
it turns out the real destiny killer was pete parsons
add a skeleton here at some point
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I'm so slow at finishing costumes that Destiny 2 stopped updating before I finished it.
about 1 month ago
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I applied to Macy's Tech as a joke. The real joke is Java Enterprise, lol.
about 1 month ago
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They call it summer credit recovery and charge $50. Didn't summer school use to be free?
about 2 months ago
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I could just use a regular glove pattern...or I can cut it into a million pieces and add details nobody cares about.
about 2 months ago
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Somebody had the audacity to call me at 6 AM to come clean something ๐
about 2 months ago
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My api wasn't working for the dumbest reason. I hate programming so much.
about 2 months ago
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Just kidding, it stopped functioning, computers were a mistake lol.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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BRB, going to go bury my phone somewhere. Everyone is taking turns pmo today.
about 2 months ago
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Okay, I know the website looks EXACTLY the same but my PERN stack is uh exactly how it's suppose to be now.
about 2 months ago
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