Struggling with the heat? What better time to get Unwrapped? We’re open from 7 - midnight tomorrow and every Tuesday, with free entry for under 30s. The fans will be on and the clothes will be coming off 😈

Struggling with the Pride crowds in Soho? Why not head for Ted’s! We’re open for our monthly clothing optional night, DARE. Wear as much or as little as you like 😈

Have you missed us? We’re back from holiday, refreshed and ready for fun at Cruise Control tonight from 7 - midnight! Don’t forget we’ll be open tomorrow too for monthly clothing optional night, DARE. See you tonight, tomorrow or both 🤩

We’re back from holiday and refreshed and ready for double the fun this weekend! Join us for the return of Cruise Control on Friday from 7 - midnight. Don’t fancy battling the crowds at Pride? Join us for our monthly DARE clothing optional night on Saturday from 6 - midnight!

We’re back for a double hit this weekend! There’s no Unwrapped this week due to staff holiday, but we’re making up for it with a busy weekend. Our regular Friday session, Cruise Control, is back from 7 to midnight. Then on Saturday it’s our monthly clothing optional night, DARE, from 6 - midnight.

Just a reminder that we’re closed tonight and next Tuesday. Unwrapped returns 7 July.

Hi everyone 🙂 Ted is taking a well-earned holiday, so please note there will be no Unwrapped tomorrow or next week, and no Cruise Control on Friday. We’ll be back on Friday 3 July, followed by our monthly clothing optional night, DARE, on Saturday, before returning to normal the following week.

It’s Friday - and we’re ready and waiting for you! Get down to Ted’s Place from 7 - midnight for Cruise Control: no dress code, men only action. Please note we close for holiday from 23 - 30 June. Cruise Control returns Friday 3 July. Unwrapped is back Tuesday 7 July.

Get ready for Cruise Control tomorrow! No dress code, no pressure - just chilled out cruising in a friendly, men only space. Open 7 - midnight. Please note: due to staff holidays, there will be no Cruise Control on Friday 27 June. We’ll be back the following week 🙂

We’re getting ready to throw open the doors for Unwrapped! Whether you’re a dad, a lad or somewhere in between, join us from 7 - midnight tonight. Free entry for under 30s!

Our weekly dads and lads night, Unwrapped, is back from 7 - midnight tomorrow, Tuesday 16 June. Free entry for under 30s! Please note: due to a well-earned holiday, there will be no Unwrapped on 23 or 30 June. We’ll be back on Tuesday 7 July 🤩

It’s Friday night - time to get ready for Cruise Control! Join us from 7 - midnight for chilled out cruising. Check out our friendly bar and even friendlier darkroom 😈 No dress code - come as you are.

Don’t forget to get Unwrapped tonight! Open from 7 - midnight: strictly naked or underwear. Remember, under 30s get in free with ID!

Just a few hours to go until DARE! Clothing strictly optional 😜 Whether you dare to bare, stay fully dressed or are feeling a bit in between, come and join us from 6 - midnight.

It’s Friiiiiiddddaaaayyy! Celebrate the start of the weekend at Cruise Control - our attitude free, no dress code, safe cruising space for men. Open until midnight!

Don’t forget it’s a double dose of Ted’s this weekend! Join us for our chilled out Friday session, Cruise Control as usual - then from 6 to midnight on Saturday, it’s our monthly clothing optional night, DARE. Fully dressed, fully naked or anything in between - do whatever you dare.

Can anyone feel something rising? 😜 We mean our followers count of course! Thank you all for your support 🤩

Check out Unwrapped - our weekly naked and underwear night, as featured in @gaylondonlife.bsky.social. We’re battling tube strikes this week, but we’re open as usual, and you can find us here every Tuesday from 7 - midnight. Free entry for under 30s with ID!

The tube strike is going ahead - but we’re open as usual! You can reach us on the Overground via West Brompton. Buses 28, 74, 190, 306 and 430 all pass close by.

A big week ahead at Ted’s! Join us on Saturday for our monthly clothing optional night, DARE. Naked, fully dressed, anything in between - it’s up to you 😈 Our naked & underwear night, Unwrapped, is on Tuesday: free entry for under 30s. On Friday it’s Cruise Control: relaxed no dress code cruising.

You don’t have to be Robinson Crusoe to get a man this Friday 😜 Head down to Cruise Control from 7 - midnight for our regular men only session. No dress code.

Just got paid? Why not celebrate with a trip to Cruise Control tomorrow? No dress code, no pressure - just a friendly bar with an even friendlier darkroom 😈 Open 7 - midnight, this Friday and every Friday.

Well, 406 at the time of posting, but that doesn’t have the same milestone feel 😉 We’re a long-running business, but we’ve been on here less than a month, so we really appreciate all the support we’ve received. Feel free to repost and share!

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Struggling with the heat? 🥵Why not dispense with your clothing at Unwrapped? 😈 Chill out with us at our weekly naked and underwear night from 7 - midnight. Free entry for under 30s with ID!

Start the three-day weekend here! Cruise Control opens at 7 tonight until midnight for chilled out, no dress code cruising. Get ready for a happy Friday!

It’s payday weekend! Celebrate with a trip to Cruise Control tomorrow - chilled out, no dress code cruising from 7 - midnight.

Unwrapped is back tonight! Whether you’re a daddy or an admirer, get down and get ‘em off tonight! Free entry for under 30s with ID!

The strikes are off - so the cruising’s on! Join us tomorrow and every Tuesday from 7 for Unwrapped: our naked and underwear night where under 30s get in free!

It’s that time of the week again… get ready to down tools (in more ways than one) with a trip to London’s longest-running cruise night! Join us from 7 - midnight. No dress code; just fun.

Heading out (or staying in) to celebrate Eurovision on Saturday? Get your cruising fix on Friday instead, with our Cruise Control night from 7 - midnight! No dress code: come as you are.

We’ve started small, but we’re growing quickly! Thank you to every one of you for your support 🤩

Don’t forget - tonight’s the night to get Unwrapped! Join us from 7 - midnight. Free entry for under 30s with ID!

We’re bringing back Club 18-30! Well, sort of… Forget foam parties and overzealous reps - our package deal is much better 😜 Under 30s go free at Unwrapped every Tuesday! With a naked and underwear dress code, you don’t even need to pack your Speedos if you don’t want to…

TFI Friday! Start the weekend right at Cruise Control - our chilled out, no dress code men only session. Join us at 305a North End Road, Earls Court W14 9NS from 7 - midnight.

Only one day to go! Start your weekend with Cruise Control at Ted’s Place this Friday. No dress code - just chilled out cruising in a (very) friendly atmosphere 😜

Get ready to get Unwrapped at Ted’s Place tonight! Whether you’re in the market for a hot older man or vice versa, or just fancy getting your kit off, remember under 30s go free at Unwrapped! We’re open from 7 tonight - (un)dress code is naked or underwear. Nearest tube: West Kensington. Cash only

Thank you so much to our first 100 followers! It’s early days for us on here, but we’re so pleased to have you all along for the journey!

Check out the write-up for Unwrapped in @gaylondonlife.bsky.social! We’re open tomorrow and every Tuesday, with free entry for under 30s - so whether you’re a younger man into daddies, or vice versa, head on down!

Thank you so much to everyone who came to join us for DARE last night! Your support and loyalty means so much. A venue is nothing without its customers. We firmly believe that if you appreciate loyal customers and treat them well, they’ll stay loyal. See you all again soon!

Tonight’s the night! London’s original CMNM night, DARE, returns to Ted’s Place from 6 - midnight. Take it all off, keep it all on or anything in between - it’s all up to you. We’re looking forward to seeing you 😜

Get ready for Cruise Control! Join us from 7 - midnight. No dress code or theme - just a chilled out men only space. Cash only. Nearest tube: West Kensington.

Join us at London’s longest-serving cruise bar this weekend! Join us for Cruise Control on Friday and every week: no dress code. Then on Saturday it’s time for DARE: our monthly clothing optional night. Fully naked, fully dressed or anything in between! Open 7-12 Friday and 6-12 Saturday.