democrats are panicking over graham platner ...but republicans are ALSO panicking over graham platner somebody's gotta be full of shit here

I need everyone on the left to be aware that the #shitlibs are already revving up the "vote blue no matter who" machine for 2028, circling the wagons around their aipac-funded neoliberal darlings I'm already sick of hearing about the junkie nepobaby and the anti-trans homeless bulldozer

you can argue "she doesn't look 12" or you can argue "lots of old people look 12"... but why are you arguing both?? #stellarblade2

my favorite part of the #wolverine preview is where jean grey is only using 1% of her power because fuck them kids

pam bondi's doctor: "i've got good news and bad news... the good news is that the stock market is doing great"

epstein files: "mister do[redacted]ump beat and raped an underage girl" brainwashed maga zealots: "hmm, looks like there's no evidence of wrongdoing... nothing to see here"

RESTAURANT CHALLENGE LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE make a "house sauce" without fucking mayonnaise in it

i don't know about you guys but "they broke the rules for me" sure does sound like an explicit admission that he orchestrated the insurrection

remember 8 years ago, when we were assured by an anonymous white house staffer not to worry about trump because "the adults are still running things"? i wonder what happened to that person

pc flipping is always an adventure; there you are thinking you can build something with parts you already have, and suddenly you find out there are 2 kinds of lga2011 heatsinks (not interchangeable)

my, how the whiteys have fallen

everyone knows what hasan meant when he said "america deserved 9/11" EVERYONE take your fainting couch and shove it up your ass

up the republic my skinny ass tv tells a million lies, the paper's terrified to report anything that isn't handed on a presidential spoon i'm just profoundly frustrated by all this so fuck you man

right wingers: "socialist societies always fail" also right wingers: "colonized? you mean CONQUERED"

congrats to the genocide supporters, you won big tonight in the elections. you're one step closer to your ultimate goal of ridding the planet of brown people

bought a brand new PSU because I was afraid the current one didn't have enough wattage for my upgrades. turn it on once... it turns itself off... then I smell magic smoke fml

what #shitlibs think "i am a rational adult capable of critical thought; i have nuanced opinions on complex issues, unlike those black-and-white extremists" what #shitlibs say "there are two outcomes"

are you like me? do you delete a Skyrim character after 20 hours because you can't find the good enchantments?

more snow I NEED MORE SNOW just bury the whole nation in a frozen grave and let the aliens find us in 5000 years

i love that now i'm getting into flipping computers again, all of my spare ssds have decided to fail

today's anti-woke grifters are the product of 1990s fundie parents crying about "how am i going to explain this to my children"

it's not news to me when an ignorant racist says something ignorant and racist. for fuck's sake, I did not come to the anti-twitter to read twitter posts. knock it the fuck off

one of the few joys i'll be able to look forward to this year is another pg album www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb-s...

oh boy i got a good deal on this old motherboard, now i'm just going to update the bios AAAAAAANNNNND it's toast

happy ben folds takes his girlfriend to get an abortion day to all those who celebrate

"actually the data centers don't destroy water... it just goes up into the atmosphere" "what a coincidence - that's the same place my utility bill went"

when I hear the phrase "single issue voter" it's always in the context of some comfy NIMBY #shitlibs lecturing poor people drowning in debt that not wanting to die homeless is selfish entitlement

it's a major award

a JFK mockumentary that assumes all the conspiracies are real ALL of them at the SAME time

open source is socialist piracy is capitalist

3rd grade reading comprehension test: "everyone at the party wore a red shirt. brian was at the party. what color was brian's shirt?" "red" "correct!" semantically-challenged debate bros: "WHERE DOES IT SAY 'BRIAN'S SHIRT WAS RED'? SHOW ME THE EXACT QUOTE OR YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING FOREVER"

I don't know what the performative lefties expected mamdani to do during his white house visit - but I am 100% certain it's something they themselves would never have the cajones to do

"we want to protect the identities of the victims" victims: "we're going on national tv to demand justice" "oh sorry... when we said 'victims' we meant our billionaire friends who don't want anyone to know they rape kids"

once very few months, this scene pops back in my head like an intrusive thought www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGJJ...

maga want to believe they didn't lose hard this past election and don't need to do anything differently next time... let them

I keep forgetting #remtop30 is a thing so I'm just gonna drop this perennially relevant jam right here youtu.be/03gauuHIgME?...

creeps

remember the dem leadership who refused to lead remember the corporations who kowtowed for money remember the soulless, heartless talking heads remember those with power who didn't use it remember those masking inaction as moderation remember the unaffected, ignorant shut-ins REMEMBER THE COWARDS.

today the state, after having spent decades taking away the people's means of peaceful resistance and orderly reform, is now pleading for peace and order

is there a reverse corollary to "death of the author"? if not, there ought to be so many famous artists today that i respect as human beings but i will insist until my dying breath that their creative output is utter worthless garbage, best forgotten by history

I don't care what you think about Charlemagne Tha God; "aipac shakur" is the sickest burn of the year

Now remember: You can bankroll a genocide against us We cannot wish ill upon you for doing so I’m certain this will have no overwhelmingly dire ramifications for us. No way no how. Reinstate Jessie Gender.

i am definitely moving to debian 13 when windows 10 expires

i know it'll never happen but bill clinton has a golden opportunity to take one for the team "yeah i was on epstein's plane" "and what were you doing on there" "watching trump fondle little girls"

somehow it never occurred to me that the spreading freezing sensation of being put on an IV is because the medicine is refrigerated

what should I name my goth/doom metal enya tribute band

an open request to game reviewers: please don't use the term "anti cheat" when you should more accurately call it "keylogging, data mining, kernel-level spyware that does a very poor job of deterring cheaters"

there is no paradox of tolerance you can not peacefully coexist with a malignant tumor

Google photos wants to remind me this pic exists every God damned week

now that we're done congratulating mamdani, we can focus on the fact that there is NO WAY IN HELL the democratic base is going to practice what they preach and "vote blue no matter who"