I'm so cold that I can use my nose drippings a a pair of chopsticks

We would like to thank our citizens for refraining from destroying the city in the wake of the Super Bowl, unlike SOME other cities we could name.

TIL: Eden Prairie Center is more than just Scheels and an Amazon return center, formerly known as Kohl's.

We recognize that some of you may be enjoying the cold weather, but also would like to remind everyone that these people are fucking crazy and should be treated with utmost caution.