VFW Post 2503 car show today. Perfect weather. Great beer. The only thing I can complain about, and that not much, is the lack of MOPAR girls. 🤣

So der I have was, mindin' muh own business, inspectionatin' da Beagle Daddy Guy's flower beds; when all a sudden Mommy Kitty decided ta really get ta know me wiff hers cold snoofer right in muh back side. Not dat I mind so much, but I sure wasn't expectin' a icecube up muh butt.

Seriously, ol' man. If'n der ain't fries befur we get home ders gonna be 💩 👟 ta pay. (Grumples) Makin' me do dez stoopid car rides every dang day dis week. Not once has we got fries. Not. Once.

Da Floof Report. We's got hyacinth bulbs sproutin' n da rose bush is got new stuff startin'. We's even gots sum marigold sprouts. So far da only thing floofin' is da dandy-lions n a lil red clover. Dats jus dandy fur early April here. Dis has been Scout Beagle reportin'.🐶

Ever notice when snacks come out all beagle action comes to a screeching halt? 🤣

Hey, Beagle Daddy! Wanna go fur a long walkies round da neighborhood? Bahaha! April Fools! I's comfy. (Blows raspberry)

Da Beagle Daddy Guy's such a soft touch. A lil starvin' puppy eyes, a lil pitimous whine, n bam; early lunch snackerals.

Not sure I's want to play but sumtimes Beagle Daddy needs ta be humored.

Da sun is shining, da windows is open, da birdies is singing. Dat only means one thing. Bark Park Day!

Ders crinklin' n crunchin' goin' on in da food room. I thinkin' ders gotta be a sharsies fur a handsomers beagle boyo ta be had.

Sorry we's been away fur awhile. Beagle Daddy's been dealin' wiff da loss of a VFW buddy n da funeral was yesterday. Richard was a good man; was also a Navy veteran like Beagle Daddy.

We havin' a last day a winter blizzard. Yesterday it was 75°F. Can ya believe that 💩?

We's don't wanna wait fur anuffer 20 mins fur dinner time. Ders corned beef. We's gettin' corned beef. 20 mins is too long ta wait.

Da Beagle Daddy Guy sayed I gotta learn ta be a "gentleman". Ok, fine. But what's dis stoopid bow tie gotta do wiff it?

Youse jus don't know when youse licked, Ranger Whatcha mean, "licked"?! Try dis! Pfft, pathetic, Boyo. Princesses always win.

Beagle Daddy's been gettin' da flower beds ready fur da marigold seeds. Hims wouldn't let me's helpers dig, da big meanie butt. We's got even dohz. Der might be a pillow or a stuffie toy or sumptin' dat got deaded.

We had a 5 hour play date at da Downtown Hound place. I is knackered. Pooped. Bushed. Exhaustimated. Tired even.

Who needs a puppy bed when ya got a Beagle Mommy Lady?

Pawtecting Beagle Daddy frum da big scary guy on da TV thingie.

Ders no beagle here. Go look sumwhere else.

Da day started all spring n sunshine n tonight we got a blizzard. Mudder Nature needs a mental health check.

Bark Park rampage yesterday. Frezzin' tails taday. Da Beagle Daddy Guy calls it da spring seasaw.

It's my's 5th birfday! I's got a trip ta @Petco ta pick out new stuffie toys n turkey treats!

Scout, y'all's a real meanie butt. Stealin' muh squeaky ball like dat. Oh shush it, Boyo. It's called, "Princess Prerogative". Pfft, whatever. Y'all's still a meanie butt.

Hi der, Monday Kitty! Crazy weather we got, ain't it. Went from subzero ta 50°F in a single day. All da snows almose gone too. Pfft. You had it easy, Ranger. You only had to be out here to potty. Come on, Monday. Don't be all prissy kitty. Y'all was invited in.

Sorry pals. Da Beagle Daddy Guy sayed hims had ta "unplug" fur a few days. Here I am, bein' all 'dorables n hims wouldn't share me wiff da world. Sad, ain't it.

Outside? Have youse seen, "outside"? Seriousers Beagle Daddy, sumtimes I's think youse need a dementia test.

As much as I don't want to be political on this page, I couldn't help myself in this case.

Beagle Daddy! Youse late wiff da lunch snackerals! Shame on's youse! Poor Ranger is collapsed frum hungers! Hims might be's a doofus, but hims my's doofus. It's my's job ta protect hims frum dis neglect. DO. YOUR. JOB. Lunch! Do ya think hims bought it, Scout? Meh, who cares? We's gettin' lunch.

Monday Kitty likes ta survey our progress when we out in da back yard fur a potty walk. But den hers took a wrong turn when we was ready to go back inside. Poor little kitty don't understand yet dat we ain't gonna hurt hers. We let hers get down da stairs affer a lil snoofer.

Happy Valentine's Day! Boops n Snoofer Smoochers fur everybuddy!

#ThrowbackThursday ta 3 years ago. Da Beagle Daddy Guy sayed I was bein' silly. Silly schmilly; I was comfy.

I's ain't really gotta go outside taday, do I's?

Beagle Daddy was a judge at dis years Super Bowl Chili Cook-off at da VFW Post dis year. Hims sayed,"I gotta dust off my chili recipe next year n show folks what a real chili is. Beans in all but the chicken chili. Beans?! Chili ain't got beans! I Will die on this hill!" 🐶🤣🐶 Hims so silliness.

I'm gob smacked! Wonderful and special friends sent me an unexpected birthday present! You know who you are. Thank you so much! Yes it fits beautifully.

Let's see here, uh huh, yep. Dats what I thunk. Got roast n sum bacon. Who me? Jus doin' muh job. I da official grocery inspector. Gotta make sure y'all didn't furget nuffin'. Looks like ya got all da goodies. Wondermously done. Keep up da gooders work. Dat'll be all. Carry on.

We went to Longhorn Steakhouse with friends for my birthday dinner. No one can tell I was tipping the beer at the draft keg, right? 🤣I didn't realize my sporran kept slipping down every time I stood up. It was a great night. Thank you BlueSky family for all the birthday wishes.

Da Beagle Daddy Guy's 420 beagle years old taday. Dey goin' out fur t-bone steaks ta celebrational. Hims sayed, "If there's any leftovers I'll bring you guys a doggy bag home. "If"? Whatcha mean, "if"? Der better be a doggy bag or I'ma gonna hold Beagle Mommy hostage right here.

Pals, check out Dez here pawsomness gifts @wonderbeagmurph.bsky.social sent us! Dez definitely oughta be's Ranger Tough! Wondermously stylish too!

Scout! It's Lunch Snackerals O'clock! But what da hekkin' does, "wait", mean? It's means Beagle Daddy is gonna torture us fur a million beagle minutes before hims gives up da snackerals. So, hims takin' stoopid pictures. Got it. Ok, look cuteness so hims jus gets it over wiff.

Look at dis! Look what dey did ta me! Dey did toe theifery n den dey did a pokey thing in muh leg fur a blood thiefery! Talk 'bout a double whammy! It was horribleness! I crippled I tell ya! Why ya let 'em do dis, Beagle Daddy Guy! Whatcha mean, "drama queen", Beagle Daddy Guy?

Toe theifery n heartworm test day? Youse cruisin' fur a side eye, Beagle Daddy. Der better be's fries afterwards.

Beagles like nuts. My's favoritest nut, besides Beagle Daddy, is 'stachios. ❤️

Pals! Would ya believe, it made it up ta 59°F here taday!? We did da Bark Park n Magic Burger Window! How coolness is dat?!

Umm, Scout? Don't da Beagle Daddy Guy usually wear glasses most a da time? Yeah. Dis probably ain't gonna end well, Boyo.

So der I was, all snuggly wiff da Beagle Daddy Guy, takin' a nap 'cause hims sayed hims gots a rumbly upset sorta tummy. When all a sudden der was a humongously loud; BRAAAAP, from hims south end! At least hims didn't blame it on me.

Jus because it's ain't lunchtime doesn't mean I's can't have lunch.

Ranger, why youse gotta be's a "Richard". Come on, Scout! Play wiff me! Youse jus wanna play "Pounce-A-Scout". Not taday, Boyo.

I love it when da Beagle Daddy Guy goes couch fishing fur all muh squeaky balls what got buried under it.

Beagle Daddy's been neglecting my's social media presence. Hims been feelin' like a cold was comin' on all month. It jus won't go away or get worse, which is weird. Fortunately, hims hasn't been neglecting my's snackerals.