nothing but respect for websites that load fully, then check my permissions, then redirect me to log in. your security is flawless and i'm not exploiting this in any way

every time i hear the team name "Nieciecza" i think "a jak nie ciecza to co?" to myself

the Kielce / Łódź match just now showed an ad on those pitch-side billboards for an agricultural limestone wholesaler that's the Ekstraklasa experience. you're not going to get that from Premier League

YOU: "do you have a tendency to get caught up in time intensive self-assigned tasks for no particular reason?" ME: *in the 3rd hour of listening to every cover of The Trooper online trying to find the 5 best ones* "No, why?"

was going through some notes for a tabletop game i’m running and i had a page with a circled “rabbits are always partially metaphorical”

serious question, why are people who disagree with me on even the most minute points of opinion always characters of low moral caliber, of questionable ethics, and the scoundrels of the worst sort?

check out this 1986 video game cover. no it's not what you think it is. no it's not that either. no it also is not that: it's actually a globe being held up by a person

knocking over every washing machine in the laundromat and screaming "this is ai slop" when people try and stop me

the most millennial song of all time is actually Girl Talk's "All Day" played as a single continuous track

Cracovia is playing right now and the hooligans brought a giant banner saying "JUDE GANG" with a crossed out 5-pointed star, and vaguely amused by trying to explain this to someone not familiar with decades of polish soccer lore

Die Hard is a mother's day film

the english language Ekstraklasa announcer (who himself is polish) keeps pronouncing "Raków" as "Rah-cow", the way an english speaker would read it i absolutely twitch every time

ME, OMINOUSLY: "love me do"

Steve "Miller" Band

ME: "post punk predates punk" INSPECTOR: "good, now more" ME: "that's it, i have no more hot takes" INSPECTOR: *slowly removing Morrissey's 'Maladjusted' from the record sleeve* ME: "no! please! DEVO's 'E-Z Listening Muzak' are a forgotten gem! Brad Gillis was the best ozzy guitarist!"

to quit vi just type :!killall vi

teaching my cat to do that 'blood' thing with your fingers

no makes tarballs anymore

i was going to make a joke how when Sublime says "summertime and the livin's easy" he was referencing Current 93 "All The Stars Are Dead Now" but i googled it and they both were referencing a Gershwin thing so hey i learned something i guess

i'm not sure if this even counts as a controversial opinion but i think it's fairly obvious that the empire are meant to be seen as the protagonists of Star Wars

*chiptune rendition of david bowie’s “Fashion” playing*

look, i'm sure i'm not the first person to point this out but it's kinda weird that that "pitcher pitches a no hitter while on acid" story is about Dock Ellis. his name is literally Ellis, D.

i think for years i had Dream Theater confused with Fates Warning

what did the sweater say before breaking up with the shirt? "I'm just so over it"

a weird al style parody of Napalm Death's "You Suffer" called "New Sofa"

someone new got access to the stereo at the construction site cause instead of banda or country they're blasting kiss. this particular construction project is really a unique type of hell, even compared to the other ones around here

pronouncing metallica as metal-like-ah, cause those guys like metal

a hot take i think i believe is that attention have not shrunk much if at all, what's gotten worse is our ability to be in spaces of mental discomfort

i get the comfort of the "ha ha lying machine flush water" position, but the conversation should be "should we use the power of the state to nationalize these tools", "should these tools be forced to be open source", and "what can be done to minimize societal harm from the costs and effects of this"

bro this horror show is rocky af

happy 40th anniversary of the chernobyl explosion to those who celebrate

ME: "there's no moral judgements in what music people like. it's all just what you enjoy, who cares" ALSO ME: "if you listen to house music you're lower than slime. you are lower than rocks. you are slime rock that eats filth. i despise your soul forever"

genuinely why can't we just pass a law that says every preset in an audio plugin has to be named by what it actually sounds like and not something cutesy i have decipher like some goddamn sphinx riddle "hungry cat warrior"... uh... hungry... eat... mouth... war cat... oh, Pantera - Mouth For War

wales are snakes with fins. that's what st patrick's day was really celebrating: the reconquest of ireland from the welsh

The One We Left Behind: REM's "The One I Love" Is An 80s Goth Song And Should Be Categorized Next To The Cure or The Church And Not College Rock. In this essay I will...

not that it matters all that much either one way or the other, but demon is already a term in computer science and it just means a background process. it's why things like httpd or ftpd end in d

there's a House of Pain lyric where he goes "feelin' like de niro in taxi driver / with jodie foster and harvey keitel" and it just kills me every time

WORK TRAINING: "you see a vampire rampaging in the offices do you (A) do nothing, (B) fight the vampire, (C) call the corporate anti-vampire resource hotline which will help you deal with vampire emergencies" ME: *torn between A and C, finally clicks A*

the state of read-ness is independent of the state of existence

james bond looking for a canadian villain named Jacques Sorry

from that "what's common knowledge in your field that others wouldn't assume" music: everything recorded after 2000 is digitally corrected for pitch and tempo. everything. programming: books are cited based on what's on the cover, as in: "sure, but remember what the camel book says about this"

ME: "it's actually pronounced heli-coter. the p is silent like pterodactyl" THE MEDEVAC PILOT TAKING ME TO THE HOSPITAL: "thanks for letting me know"

OK FINE I'LL LISTEN TO THE NEW IMMOLATION ALBUM FUCK

this one time a guy i didn't really know was talking about Benford's Law and how you can spot fraud when numbers don't predominantly start with 1 and i said "like zip codes" and he got upset

ME: "beeeean" COP, HASN'T SEEN MR BEAN, DOESN'T GET THE JOKE: "i'm going to ask you again, what is your name"

sorry i was supposed to be watching the watchmen but i got distracted. i don't know where they went. i don't suppose you left an airtag on them or something? no? hm.

i'm having a hard time understanding the full scope of the details of the cease fire. are kurt loder and tabitha soren available?

spent the day listening to metal concept albums so i'm warning you i'll be even more insufferable for a while

a book publisher getting the rights to the Charles Schulz catalog and having to stamp "Processed at a facility that also processes Peanuts" on all the other books

i wonder who the first president to say "fuck" in an official capacity was