my toxic trait is if the computer is running slow i will run top / open task manager, and just kill the highest cpu process. doesn't matter what it is. god will sort it out.

Iggy Soda

talking about curvy gothic ladies like

i have a hard time listening to Acumen Nation cause on one hand cause on one hand i like the music, but on the other hand they happened to come up in the exact cringiest part of the industrial 90s, so they're possibly the uncoolest band to ever do it

welcome to another chapter of "nobody asked, dude" with my list of fav 2025 metal songs of the year apple playlist: music.apple.com/us/playlist/... i'll post youtube videos as a thread

unless i receive $20 i will declare war on venezuela

gave in and put "super slinky" strings on the explorer, so 9-42 gauge. apparently at some point i became a little baby need to re-learn how to double pick the low strings, but man it's so much nicer already

ME: "i would never eat cereal for breakfast. that's just sugar. i'm not a child" COP: "what do you eat?" ME: "yogurt and granola" COP: "and this granola, does it have chocolate chunks in it?" ME: "i want my lawyer"

YOU: "all immigrants should be given a citizenship" ME, REALIZING THAT REMAINING RELEVANT IN THE DISCOURSE REQUIRES CONSTANT ONE-UPPING: "all immigrants should be given two citizenships"

we're still a couple years away from a news anchor having to say "drones struck drone truck"

everyone always says that bluffing is the worst thing about poker, which is what lead me to my next invention, see-through poker cards

stupidest person in fairy tales? probably the guy who kills the golden goose clearly not how geese work. you can't just cut one open and remove the upcoming lifetime of eggs. you need to let the grow first just the worst.

eating slightly mushy leftovers for lunch: "i am a successful hunter and an apex predator"

i don't like the band Tiger Army, but "Tiger Army Never Die" was a very good little motto thing they had

"tonight you will be visited by three spirits"

gambling online on Sophie’s Choice

cool people don't take no shit cool people also don't give a shit which means that cool people are hoarding their own shit but no one else's

what power metal band most sounds like a japanese rice bowl dish? Saba-don

just absolutely confuse a millennial by having pets whose names aren’t puns “it’s a chicken named Marlon Brando” and watch them struggle for 3 minutes to ‘get it’

happy to announce i've been acquired by paramount

my home laptop does quotes from random tori lyrics on shell start and this one was worrisome

assigned homework at birth

it's live: new Mech War '77 album, free for download. it's a second retro/modern electronic industrial hybrid thing, good soundtrack for night driving an armored vehicle through an 80s post-world war 3 film, featuring @argosxiii.bsky.social face on front cover in a subtle nod to a classic FLA album

if my demands are not met i will release a full length free LP tomorrow this is your final warning

like a rhinestone cow

the last time me and @argosxiii.bsky.social did the goth set at the local burning man regional i put on Weird Al's "Germs" and someone in the crowd burst out laughing and whoever that was that was the exactly correct response

i would have headlined this "Frat Party Party Frets"

AT MY FUNERAL: "he was both a celebration and a warning of indulging one's inner child" ME, DEAD IN COFFIN WEARING A 'GET IN THE ROBOT, SHINJI' SHIRT: "adults like the show too"

NEWS HOST: "down skeet skeet motherfucker" NEWS PANELISTS, TOGETHER: "down skeet skeet goddamn"

honeybees data migration engineers 🤝 identifying important fields

"two beatles lyrics on login" script today more opinionated than usual

swing batter batter low sweet chariot

SPEAKER AT MY FUNERAL: “correcting people about things that don’t matter was his forte” ME, DEAD: “in this context it’s pronounced ‘fort’”

also neither here nor there but this year is the first time in my home computer maintaining life where my usual trick of "buy hard drive, then 5 years later buy a twice as large hard drive and migrate old data to it and getting more free space for new data" fell apart

not really a fully formulated thought but the incredible cost increase in internet hosting over the years is probably having a subtle negative effect on long term open source ecosystem growth and maintenance

oh i get it, Elvis Vampira

The Cure vs Duran Duran - Boy's Don't Cry Wolf

my job is playing “jump around” at major sporting events and making sure we go to the next song before the “…and if your girl steps up” part. i make $300k a year

a cover of Bowie's "Fashion" playing on recorders

the first line of the famous "Dragon Book" on compiler design is "Programming languages are notations for describing computation to people and computers". also until today i misread/misremembered it as "Programming languages are notorious for describing computation to people and computers"

your honor, my feelings are valid and i need to hear you acknowledge that

come for the "why is manowar touring?" stay for "wait, 2027?"

might fuck around with the crew this weekend and build Jerusalem in England's green and pleasant land

opening day for my bakery. people keep asking me "gluten free?" and i keep telling them, no, you have to pay

it's gonna be the funniest thing where we go straight from boomer presidents to millennial presidents

what's your favorite song about phosphorus blue and white spirits in a field of skulls teaching you about a long gone people? mine is probably Bones by Amorphis

from the David Tibet Lyrics Fragments That I Really Like pile: "neither coming nor going but what is shall be"

another good "two random The Beatles lyrics from my login scripts" today: a crowd of people stood and stared but nobody ever hears him