randomly remembered Fido was a thing for a while

good enough™

me having to pretend to like bad bunny and reggaeton in general now

happy 30th anniversary to A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace, the wrongest anyone has ever been on the internet (a thread)

man, that whole ending with the calling out of every country in the americas for god to bless then spiking the ball on them was a big "they'd be so mad if they could understand this" moment

absolute respect to the tech crew that makes bad bunny's mouth microphone work correctly from a distance of approximately 1mm

absolutely ruining the vibe at your superbowl party by constantly bringing up how today is the 30th anniversary of the Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace

idc the groove metal revival rules in my book 7 strings, downtuned, sub kicks mixed in, straight 4/4, incoherent screaming in swenglish, chuggachugga palmmute everything

let me get ahead of this, yes this recent drop shows i have exchanged hundreds of emails with jeffrey epstein but let me be clear i was only arguing with him cause he kept saying Creed was grunge on livejournal

good morning only to romário baró of radomiak, who here puts a phone against his ear despite wearing over the ear headphones

it's only February but the new Hällas album is in the running for both "album of the year", and "best prog album in 50 years" for me

what's your favorite song about light exiting and night entering

i don't know much but i do know that gen x will make boomers look like millennials

four square was actually really fun as a game and they should make that a thing after elementary school

film is short for "film i'd like to movie"

i'm raising my revenue estimates to $1.50 in 2026, $1.5b in 2027, and $150b in 2028. i am ready to welcome investor funding at this time

error message poetry just now in function 'fish_prompt' in command substitution disown: There are no suitable jobs

i thought of that "real eyes realize real lies" thing but "real ice realice real lice" and laugh snorted quietly

i spent a lot of bus rides trying to nail that chuggy drum break in Shai Hulud's cover of Fearless Vampire Killers, and it's been years since i tried it, and i *almost* still managed to get it right just now

i know that sausage is a carcinogen and doubles the risk of colon cancer but i still eat the dumb things so i fundamentally get the anti-polio vaccine people

the song "baby come back" is about saying "i'm not a baby you're a baby" to someone

ME: "what band from that 90s era san diego sound do you think most needs a resurge-" YOU: "tanner" ME: "yes"

the european version of the song is "the shire reeve don't like it / rockin' the bailiwick / rockin' the bailiwick"

this has been terrible for my NICE project where me and other masked paramilitary agents drive around and say kind things to strangers. keep trying to explain we're not those other guys

that Wu Tang double album starts with an extended 5-percent nation rant and as a teen the only part that jumped out to me as "hey, that may not be true" was the anti-evolution line

a secret lab in the vatican where monks slowly develop a more powerful rosary

it's warm enough that the doves are already looking for new real estate

my signal to you that i've been kidnapped and forced to take actions against my will will be wearing blue jeans with a brown belt and a tucked in dress shirt

roses are red, lemons are limes,

i'm not a big "complain about UI changes" person, but jesus christ what was apple thinking with glass

i'm noticing how generally speaking gamer backlash against AI is focused on art assets, design, and voice work (all which is good), and we seem to be ok with AI generation of engine code, helper tools, and things like meeting notes very funny if AI adoption led to only game programmers losing jobs

oh i get it, he's a vampire named Spike

i saw a headline that said "should AI agents be classified as people" and i thought it said ICE agents and i was like "i can see both sides of it"

strong feedback to my "put hong kong in eurovison" suggestion. critics are raving "awful idea", "makes no sense", "wrong on many levels", and "you spelled eurovision wrong"

SUPERINTELLIGENT ALIEN LIFE FORM: "what have you summoned me for?" ME: "ok, so as you know there are two types of music, metal and 80s, and..." SUPERINTELLIGENT ALIEN LIFE FORM: "yes everyone knows that, get to your point"

randomly added Iron Maiden's "The Prisoner" to my metal dj playlist thing and just realized that with that i've added every song from Number of the Beast album to it

it's always good to have a retirement plan b. mine is to hide amongst the crows and eat what slips through the cracks of society

you're telling me that all of these shop boys are pets?

ME: hey kitty, want a churu? CAT, EYES TURNING BLACK, THUNDERCLOUDS GATHERING IN BACKGROUND: churu

if i was a regime i simply wouldn't change

happy insurrection day to those who celebrate.

brad tomy

the english word “outside” is quite conceptually charming. the side that is out. the left side the right side the in side the out side the side of the house that is outside of the house

what does it mean for a square to contain a bus? do shadows count? what about squares that would be within the bounding box of the bus if one were to be drawn but do not actually contain any bus pixels? what is a bus pixel?

turns out it’s not actually necessary to manufacture consent

i've had a line from the english translation of "Zemsta" stuck in my head which is weird cause i've never seen the english version performed. it's the "now now, squire, i'll have you know i've been shooting" "at a crow" exchange

happy Battle of Ap Bac day to those who celebrate

random thoughts on the band Macabre - i pronounced it "maca-brr" in high school - when i got my amp in HS it came with a home made Macabre plate and i left it on for a long time cause i didn't know it was a band - even back then they were incredibly uncool with the mixing, lyrics, and costumes

free as in speech or free as in bird?

jesse james is short for jessica james