go england (derogatory)

meanwhile once again my "daylight destruction time" plan got no votes in congress

randomly thought of "no gods / no masters / no irish / no dogs" but not quite sure what to do with it

Gene "Billy" Wilder

i am announcing that i am also opening the hormuz strait and that i will receive $20 for every ship

say what you want about Lindsay Graham, "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is an all time song

new Shaolin Punk album, "The Future? Again?" will be out on streaming August 1 11 tracks of what i think is our best material

some dude just biked by with "Paper Planes" blasting and it's like no man, she was cancelled pretty hard

JESUS: "verily i say unto thee that this night before the cock crow thou shalt deny me thrice" PETER: "though i should die with thee yet will i not deny thee" GUY FROM THE ENIGMA SONG: "ayy yaay yaaaaay oo-ayy-yaay yaaaaay"

"west virginia, country mama, take me home" - a pirate who's house was seized by eminent domain exercised by the urban renewal authority of west virginia

WORLD: "wow, your soccer team is an incredible story this year, underdogs, hometown favorites, playing good soccer, you really can't mess this up at this point" US: "haha, bet"

my job is at FIFA and i cancel red card suspensions. i make $500k a year

thish ish no longer a corrupshion for wealth sniff for money or corrupshion for gain sniff this is corrupshion qua corrupshion, in for the act itshelf. it is a syshtem breaking it's own rules because it forgot how to do anything else, a stalinist turn towards a cargo cult of itshelf.

my job is to keep large machinery lined up in a desert so it rusts and is available for future industrial music album covers i make $500,000 a year

it's criminal what these refs let the australian players get away with, folks

happy july third. eat a hamburger today to celebrate Union cannons turning Pickett's division into mincemeat during Lee's idiotic charge ordered to defend his colossal ego

my toxic trait is that i think i could have fixed the USSR planned economy

once again my haters are organizing the city folk against me

cute poem, my first pass at translation: Was sleeping next to her Phone shivered by the bed She asked "Who's that?" "Just wind and rain" I said In a flash - after the slap - I didn't explain She left furious and proud And I just watched her go Never saw her again Disappeared in the tornado

bad day to be a protestant soccer fan

imagine you round the price of a cheeseburger to nearest integer. i wonder what's the lowest integer for which there is only a single restaurant that offers a cheeseburger at that price

dog days of summer? what about cat days of summer ;) ** WARNING: this joke is not using a post-quantum key exchange algorithm. ** This session may be vulnerable to "store now, decrypt later" attacks. ** The joke may need to be upgraded. See openssh.com/pq.html

ME, AFTER AN AWKWARD PAUSE: "you listen to metal at all?" DEATH: "haven't really kept up since the MTV years"

found a giraffe with no tags or collar. thinking of keeping it

as someone who doesn't think LLMs are conscious, the circulating "i disprove that LLMs are conscious by implementing them in an old video game" video is very stupid

did you hear about the shooting in chico? someone check if groucho and harpo are ok! ha ha, no i'm just kidding folks it was a mass shooting and multiple people are dead

at one point i made the joke that "every polish novel is about killing god" and you know what, i think i may have have nailed it

ME: "time to die" GUY IN TAVERN: "wh-?" *hand him a die* GUY, PICKING UP THE DIE: "oh, ha ha, i thought you meant li-" *stab him*

bon jovi voice: "and i'm wanted (wanted), dead"

happy birthday to fathers. fun fact: during the course of a soccer game the referee is legally the father of all the players

happy birthday to fathers. fun fact: the concept of fathering was invented for the movie "Bringing Up Baby" in 1938

i think that shoalin punk album, after i don't knowhow many years, is actually done.

wherever i go people always ask me "oh my god, did you see that?" and i always say "yeah, i saw the shit out of that"

can't tonight, i'm teaching the cat how to throw the wu tang W hand sign

damn bro this oyster cult is blue af

are you challenging me?

if i had a dollar for every time i connected to a database server and immediately typed `ls`, i'd probably have, i don't know, $15-$20 or something. enough for a nice lunch

poland still undefeated in world cup 2026, so there's that

going back in time to design the Crow soundtrack album cover using AI. boss is asking me if that's really what a crow's skeleton looks like but i'll never tell

kiedy Sejak znowu coś rozpatałaszył:

every now and then i read some post about how AI is fraying at the sacred bond between programmer and software, and then i look in my /vendor directory to see tens of thousands of automatically installed files and wonder what on earth that person is talking about

owning a cat is basically saying "whatever it is stop eating that" 20 times a day

based on my data i found a strong correlation between correlation and causation. let me just post on bluesky about this and my suspicion of a causal relationship, and then turn my phone off for a few hours while i do something else

i hate when software imposes time limits to force you into poor decisions

got an awkward photo of our pet red-tailed hawk

small bit of personal good news i can now share publicly: margaret thatcher is dead

INTERVIEWER: what are the 3 things most important to you, would you say? ME:

hm so who invented england?

ME, OMINOUSLY: "do you want to destroy my sweater?"