It was so lovely to see this wonderful man again after two years. Always worth the wait. @gaymerbadger.bsky.social

Rawdogging it at the gym because I forgot my headphones again 🤡

Yeaaaah! The slutty little bedroom videos are back! And Matt is doing the headstand 🤭👀 #TheTraitors

Fully intended to go to the gym this morning but slept through my alarm instead 🫠 Morning cuties x

Starting 2026 with chest workout feels right

He’s living the life I wish I had

On Matthew’s Instagram and 41 mutuals already follow him 🤭 #TheTraitors

Starting the year as I mean to go on. Shirtless and in need of a nap. Happy New Year you handsome lot! 😘

First match of the year and got a victory royale in Fortnite so I guess I’m never playing again in 2026 😎

Lovely time at The Devil Wears Prada but forgot to take any selfies 😔

Made too much food. Ate too much food. Merry Christmas everyone! 🐽🎅🏼🎄

Hair and beard trimmed to look cute for Santa’s visit 😌

Restocking the drinks cupboard for Christmas 😌

Whatcha doin’? 👁️👁️

Feel like I’m qualified to tap into this thread. (But I don’t have any labubu sorry). Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT

I made the difficult decision to ✨ lie on the sofa and do nothing ✨

Finished work for the year an hour ago 🤩 but now I don’t know what to do with myself 🥺👉👈

Why am I going to the gym at 6:30 in the morning? 🤡

Office Christmas dinner tonight so I’m probably going to eat and drink too much 🙂‍↕️

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever bought. And I absolutely love it.

Guess who got caught in the rain twice today 💦

How many more gym sessions do I need before I can pull off a cute gay neckerchief?

Started my four day weekend with a morning at the gym 🙂‍↕️

Went for afternoon tea and learnt there is no such thing as eating too many scones 🐷🐷🐷

Proud of myself for going to the gym even though it was REALLY COLD and I was REALLY TIRED 😌

list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x 1. Corgis 2. Food 3. Too many chesty selfies

Got to the office and realised I’d forgotten my laptop. How’s your Monday going? 🤪

I felt I had no choice but to oblige 🙂‍↕️

Two furry boys having a lazy Sunday 🥹 #corgi

Happy Friday degenerates 🥰

Have been struggling with high levels of stress and anxiety for the last six months, but finally decided to seek some help. I’ve been diagnosed with Panic Disorder, started therapy and medication and starting to feel myself again. Been a bit quiet recently due to it, but missing my bloomfs ❤️

Happy Friday, pumpkins 🎃 Looking forward to spooky (but cute) movies tonight (I’m too chicken for real scary movies 🥺)

Morning handsome people in my phone 😌 i’m sleepy tired but still got a decent workout in 🙂‍↕️

Haircut selfie submission, as is tradition.

Whoever added an extra button to the Instagram message bar so it pushes all the other buttons over to the left so now I keep tapping the microphone button *constantly* instead if the empty text area. Hate you.

Someone told me it was Fursday today?

I know if I was on the traitors I’d be so much like Mark. I’d be loving the experience, getting excited and emotional about everything, and be really animated all the time. I’d probably get booted so fast 🥹 #TheTraitors

“I just started stuffing cheese in my mouth because I couldn’t stop grinning” I’ve never agreed with a sentence more, Alan #TheTraitors

Joining the #SundayRoast club today 🙂‍↕️

I downloaded Pokémon Legends Z-A but I’ve been too distracted by Ball x Pit to start playing it yet 😅

For my birthday my partner made me a Disney World magicband touchpoint, that when presented with a band or NFC device, activates animation, sound, and works as a HomeKit trigger! He sourced the components, soldered them, had a case 3D printed, moulded resin & wrote the code and I love it so much 🥹

Happy Monday cuties ❤️ Started my week with leg day at the gym and now I can’t move #MCM

Back at the gym today because I’m no longer feeling like a sicko mess (*physically)

Is there such a thing as making too many tacos?

Obsessed with how entertaining and awful Alan is at The Traitors – really hope he doesn’t get kicked out early 🥺 #CelebrityTraitors

I’m not feeling well today so treating myself to a bath bomb 🥹

36 years old today and spending as much of it as possible horizontal on the sofa. Happy Friday all! 🥰

Omg yes 😍😍😍 I need to go every day it’s open 🥵 #Nintendo #NintendoStore

Morning cuties! Slept badly but made it to the gym for a little arm session. How’s everyone doing today?

Can’t decide if I sleep better or worse in hotel beds. Pretty sure it’s worse.