touching grass has never landed for me cause i've done it and it's nothing special. touching a chicken's egg though. that grounds me.

currently at the level of messed up sleep where one of my muscles is twitching on its own

possibly got yelled at by a driver for "riding in the middle of the road", can't tell cause i was passing a cyclist going the other way and we were both ~1m from the curbs because the asphalt was shitty

is it just me or does this hoof ad look like a very hairy femboy in thigh highs

Fireworks, by Tragically Hip, which even goes one step farther and is lyrically about winter. it's just in the key of summer, to me

I do miss when the internet was like. want to see some tubas? type tuba.com and see what happens. now you just go on youtube and type tuba into it

you know, innocent until presumed guilty

I can't believe how much more masculine my hand looks in (checks notes) one of these two images

as a mathematician it is incumbent upon me, when asked to "speak normally," to output white noise

cool day for cycling, 2 cars crossing into my right of way then stopping at the last second, 1 who refused to go first at an all way stop

highlight of my bike ride: getting a second wind 50 minutes in and sprinting up a hill for no reason lowlight: riding past a pickup truck waiting at a traffic light right when the passenger ashed their cigarette out the window

congrats bluesky on making it into the NYT mini crossword as "left-leaning social media site"

finally cleaned my bike chain and it was just comically greasy. like, it's not actually black, it just looked that way because of the layer of grime. no risk of rust or under lubrication but sheesh I have probably saved 20g of weight by taking out all the small trees living on it

@katie.bzky.team is there a performance enhancing drug for voice training? a creatine of the throat, if you will

I think my most housepet-coded trait is that I hate the vacuum cleaner. I don't want to be in the same house and definitely not the same room, and if I wasn't so repressed I'd probably yell at it

I mostly like my G502 hero mouse, but one persistent thing it does is pick up little hairs in the socket the sensor is in, and then have fucked up tracking. obviously it's my own fault for shedding hairs

took the food test at www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/..., turns out I like food. my only pass was chocolate, and they happened to have world's bougiest chocolate cake. I treated it entirely as "good to eat" no ethical aspect

local funeral home running a radio ad that the large police presence is because they're running a training exercise. no need to worry. it's not zombies.

Smeagol and Deagol toxic yaoi?

picturing a d&d market stall where you can pay a deposit to rent a condom, deposit returned if you bring back the used condom

I wish they were just a little less taken seriously, cause I desperately want to be like *pops open purse* "I think so, what do you need it for?"

Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... I can see how pulling the nerd-jock slider all the way to the end stop created this situation. But I really don't agree on the Edward Norton. not depressed/self-destructive, just reclusive.

stick figure xor 3d model to figure out poses, then final lines, colour, shadows. more optimized for getting it finished than for doing the best I could. If I'm on paper there's also a very light sketch to plan page usage, but I've never photographed one

"no big deal" and "never been done" are pretty funny things to share an acronym

Pushing the definition of 'high society' a bit; she's in a superhero setting and has powers, which is relatively the same. and is also a pretty easy way to get a 4th column bingo tbh, as 'bad situation' is one of the ways to trigger superpowers in the setting.

"i remember 9/11" age gap out, "this shirt i'm wearing is older than you" in

subskeeting someone so they don't get the notification dopamine hits, as denial

you ever just... clear up 10 square feet of floor space and realize your room is much bigger

secret reason aaa videogames have such large filesize: all the anti-vampire technology that the companies have to use to keep dracula from turning everything into castlevanias

I really don't like being called sir or ma'am but I'm not sure how to correct people when I don't have a substitute

love when my body has a little sac of fluid that just squirts when i'm working on my calluses

Michael Bay's 12 Angry Men

it does detract from the experience a bit that the Windows computer I read Bluesky on doesn't seem to have a large subset of unicode emoji.

oh, nancy drew? what did she draw

I've been cycling pretty consistently since 2018, but but didn't exactly appreciate what it did to my body until I recently got into rock climbing. So I'm looking at online "advice for each level of rock climber" stuff and my legs are just like. 5 grades stronger than any other part of me

Blueberry Photophobia. yea that does sound indie

using death of the author as an offensive weapon to turn Creed's entire oeuvre into songs about Stef from Dorley

walking past all the people in cars in traffic thinking "sucks to be them" and i'm guessing the feeling is mutual as it's -10C, but i'm outside cause i like it

snowed a foot here today, very powdery cause it was cold, and the dog tired herself out by enjoying it so much that she slept through dinner. unclear how i'm not as tired

reading the nutrition information on some olive oil, shrugging, and pouring 500kcal into a wine glass

i guess i think of the Super Mario Bros 3 p speed run sound as "twinkle toes"

Completed the longest cycling event of my life, 70km in 3.5hr. Bit of an unfulfilling year work/personal progression wise, so I'm glad to be reminded of that.

@katie.bzky.team I know it's like 4th or 5th down your list of promos but I finally did rock climbing and it's good stuff. need to do more.

how do I get off the list of accounts people try to farm followbacks from? if you're following 80k people I'm not following back

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut. I'm Oerëts, a chair made from a single very long plank of laminated wood that's been bent hundreds of times.

had one of those "black and blue or yellow and gold" moments with a picture and turns out I see it as both depending on whether it's daylight or not. brain doesn't understand screens

when you think about it, an ebike is like riding a tandem with a robot gf

once again youtube's recommending me 6-8 videos related to things I watched recently, and then 1 that implies they have no respect for my boundaries, cause it's related to videos I didn't watch on other social media

forget mean solar time, I want a clock that shows mean lunar time. midnight when the moon is at its zenith. I can tell when it's daytime but knowing where the moon is would be much more valuale

@moderation.bsky.app I have every category set to "warn" or "off" and I'm still unable to see some posts as it just says "blocked by [link to this moderation account]", is there some way to figure out what the posts are actually labeled with?