this fucking website. "you cannot like the post" sorry sir for clicking the heart shape button that has one purpose

if you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using, with no explanation.

underwater tunnel for boats so the drones can't see them.

kids in the backseat chanting "hastur hastur hastur" as i grimly drive home to a summoning circle with a lesser imp

you know, uh, when you think about it, since most house cats get castrated and it stops them getting old man cat face. they're basically twinks

iron horse is a good name for locomotives cause i equally want to pet them. like good job buddy you're so strong

Britney Spears for Fears.

what the fuck did i do on my braid, it's got like, a twist worth of tension missing at the base. did i do the very first move upside down, then reverse it

was looking through an online store with my mom, and said "I'm not picky, I just don't like any of them" and she's like "that's picky" and I think I might have to concede. I just feel like 'picky' means small complaints, and I'm seeing big problems. But really maybe that's only "nitpicky"

touching grass has never landed for me cause i've done it and it's nothing special. touching a chicken's egg though. that grounds me.

currently at the level of messed up sleep where one of my muscles is twitching on its own

possibly got yelled at by a driver for "riding in the middle of the road", can't tell cause i was passing a cyclist going the other way and we were both ~1m from the curbs because the asphalt was shitty

is it just me or does this hoof ad look like a very hairy femboy in thigh highs

Fireworks, by Tragically Hip, which even goes one step farther and is lyrically about winter. it's just in the key of summer, to me

I do miss when the internet was like. want to see some tubas? type tuba.com and see what happens. now you just go on youtube and type tuba into it

you know, innocent until presumed guilty

I can't believe how much more masculine my hand looks in (checks notes) one of these two images

as a mathematician it is incumbent upon me, when asked to "speak normally," to output white noise

cool day for cycling, 2 cars crossing into my right of way then stopping at the last second, 1 who refused to go first at an all way stop

highlight of my bike ride: getting a second wind 50 minutes in and sprinting up a hill for no reason lowlight: riding past a pickup truck waiting at a traffic light right when the passenger ashed their cigarette out the window

congrats bluesky on making it into the NYT mini crossword as "left-leaning social media site"

finally cleaned my bike chain and it was just comically greasy. like, it's not actually black, it just looked that way because of the layer of grime. no risk of rust or under lubrication but sheesh I have probably saved 20g of weight by taking out all the small trees living on it

@katie.bzky.team is there a performance enhancing drug for voice training? a creatine of the throat, if you will

I think my most housepet-coded trait is that I hate the vacuum cleaner. I don't want to be in the same house and definitely not the same room, and if I wasn't so repressed I'd probably yell at it

I mostly like my G502 hero mouse, but one persistent thing it does is pick up little hairs in the socket the sensor is in, and then have fucked up tracking. obviously it's my own fault for shedding hairs

took the food test at www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/..., turns out I like food. my only pass was chocolate, and they happened to have world's bougiest chocolate cake. I treated it entirely as "good to eat" no ethical aspect

local funeral home running a radio ad that the large police presence is because they're running a training exercise. no need to worry. it's not zombies.

Smeagol and Deagol toxic yaoi?

picturing a d&d market stall where you can pay a deposit to rent a condom, deposit returned if you bring back the used condom

I wish they were just a little less taken seriously, cause I desperately want to be like *pops open purse* "I think so, what do you need it for?"

Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... I can see how pulling the nerd-jock slider all the way to the end stop created this situation. But I really don't agree on the Edward Norton. not depressed/self-destructive, just reclusive.

stick figure xor 3d model to figure out poses, then final lines, colour, shadows. more optimized for getting it finished than for doing the best I could. If I'm on paper there's also a very light sketch to plan page usage, but I've never photographed one

"no big deal" and "never been done" are pretty funny things to share an acronym

Pushing the definition of 'high society' a bit; she's in a superhero setting and has powers, which is relatively the same. and is also a pretty easy way to get a 4th column bingo tbh, as 'bad situation' is one of the ways to trigger superpowers in the setting.

"i remember 9/11" age gap out, "this shirt i'm wearing is older than you" in

subskeeting someone so they don't get the notification dopamine hits, as denial

you ever just... clear up 10 square feet of floor space and realize your room is much bigger

secret reason aaa videogames have such large filesize: all the anti-vampire technology that the companies have to use to keep dracula from turning everything into castlevanias

I really don't like being called sir or ma'am but I'm not sure how to correct people when I don't have a substitute

love when my body has a little sac of fluid that just squirts when i'm working on my calluses

Michael Bay's 12 Angry Men

it does detract from the experience a bit that the Windows computer I read Bluesky on doesn't seem to have a large subset of unicode emoji.

oh, nancy drew? what did she draw

I've been cycling pretty consistently since 2018, but but didn't exactly appreciate what it did to my body until I recently got into rock climbing. So I'm looking at online "advice for each level of rock climber" stuff and my legs are just like. 5 grades stronger than any other part of me

Blueberry Photophobia. yea that does sound indie

using death of the author as an offensive weapon to turn Creed's entire oeuvre into songs about Stef from Dorley

walking past all the people in cars in traffic thinking "sucks to be them" and i'm guessing the feeling is mutual as it's -10C, but i'm outside cause i like it

snowed a foot here today, very powdery cause it was cold, and the dog tired herself out by enjoying it so much that she slept through dinner. unclear how i'm not as tired

reading the nutrition information on some olive oil, shrugging, and pouring 500kcal into a wine glass

i guess i think of the Super Mario Bros 3 p speed run sound as "twinkle toes"