[redacted] can keep saying how much happier they feel (and maybe they do) but the eyes don’t lie and they still look sad to me ://///////

for $5 i will comment “allergic to slaying” on your ex’s post

started reading pwmov and using every ounce of adoration i get for alex nilsen to fuel my crush on tom blyth

im starting to think a lot of yall don’t actually know what the word foodie means

this is so funny i can think of at least three people who should be messaging me this rn

let! her! cook! let! her! cook!

jacob elordi in the rain at the london premiere of wuthering heights it turns out i do need him actually

looking at younger photos of yourself is always so ❤️‍🩹

i also would’ve set harry’s walk out to WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!

“he’s back with a new album, a new tour” this has ben winston written all over it

pharrell said and i’m still creative director for LV in case u forgot

snapchat is so funny bc in college i was posting stories for one person specifically and then blocking everyone except that one person from watching it. and it worked every single timeeee like a charm baby

maybe a chicken caesar salad and diet coke for dinner will fix me

ctfu

i love harry but $1k for a lower bowl ticket is insane. like i don’t love anyone that much

boringgggggggg

personally i think for any school district that cancels school for weather, any working people in that district should also get a snow day

going through your camera roll is such a trip (it’s why my storage is always full)

every moment is magic

“molly, you in trouble girl”

no fruit songs 🧃

HARRYWEEN 2026 BABY LET’S GO!!!!

harry had three years where i wasn’t doing anything (literally) and he chooses the busiest two weeks of my life to announce this

i’ve been living like this since jan 5 someone please help me. i don’t want to but there’s literally so much to do and no time to do it 😞 and yet i’m STILL behind

harry saw me struggling with the hrought and said “NOT ON MY WATCH!”

just discovered that someone i’m not fond of pronounces it “jif” and it’s like ok so that’s why you’re like that

my explore page right now lo-freaking-lllllll

when are we getting a save to drafts button on here tbh

this is so on brand for #me 🫐

life feels so weird right now

found the cutest dress on clearance today that we’re lovingly calling my traitors dress 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 i’m obsessed

KISSY POST STANS WE ARE SOOOOOOOO BACK 💋👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

i am once again asking what’s the deal with tom blyth (i am actively trying to avoid accidentally doing a deep dive and becoming obsessed and knowing more than i need to)

i need a fling in 2026 it’s been too long

it’s page six so i know it’s real 💅🏻 time to take my first trip to new york yall!!!!!

WE BELONG TOGETHER 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

ok so what’s tom blyth’s situation because i watched people we meet on vacation and now i have a crush

can you guess what two movies i watched this year nsjsksndkd also the nanogenre is cracking me up like describe me in three words

kylie & timmy seem so much more relaxed this awards season i’m kind of here for it

i’ve been watching hannah montana the last couple of days and miley was always meant to be a star because why does she eat in season 1. she’s talented! she’s cute! she’s got the limo out front!

just saw a clip from live on tour and fell to my knees. that was a baby!!!!

pretty whack that every remote job i’ve had has at some point been like “oh can you go to this location to do xyz” and it’s like no actually i don’t have transportation that was the whole point of getting this job i thought

but then something happened one magical night… I FORGOT THAT YOU EXISTED

all this talk about a fake email job being the dream but when are you actually getting stuff DONE

found out today i am jacob elordi’s type so 🤠

sneak peek be kicking y’all’s 🍑🍑🍑

rip outer banks and my dream of playing a long-lost cameron relative (i totally could’ve done it)

the way i totally forgot dylan o’brien was in the all too well (10 minute version) music video i’m like oh yeah it was sadie sink and jake gyllenhaal 🤪

mission failed i literally cannot stop crying actually. like it’s so bad i have a box of tissues

ok so maybe i am the girl that always gets sad on new years. because it’s sad!!!!!!!