"When things get tough, remember to say this words... It is what it is." Japanese chord in the background.

"Damn I´m hot..."

"O-KAY, I´ll be off then if ya dont need anything from me Niyo-chan, byebye and keep being cuuuuuute~~" Blackbeard left without permission.

"I CAN DO ANYTHING"

He looks like he has no thoughts in his head for a second. "AH, OKAY, Anime nights are FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, but be free to call me to your room any other day, hehe~" He isnt whispering, but then again he just sounds like a pervert without context.

// Not even at nipple height, jesus

"Ey I´m no Caster I cant teleport! But if ya need something I can take a look, but I got a niche, Niyo-chan" Pat pat on the head. "Just dont call me on anime nights, that´s me-time."

"Heyhey! My healing POWAH only works well with cute girls!" And anything he finds feminine. "But I wouldnt be against being near cute nurses... hehe..." He is already thinking of the possibilities but then he remembers a certain Angel of Crimea and a weird IA dressed like a nurse and his groove

"I was born faaaaaaar before that, BB-chan, but if it helps you you´ve got a great bod"

"You can´t sue me cuz I was here first."

// My Blackbeard is slightly different than canon by sheer force of me actually wanting to merge the part of his legend that says he is the Devil´s son And Gentlemanly Love has LITERALLY no info on what the hell is it, why does he heave it or how does it work So I´m having fun

"OH HEY, A shortie and hot Sanrio girl who likes leashes? GOOD OL´ BB HIT THE JACKPOT HAHAHA" He laughs WAY too loud before he cuts it short maybe too quickly to be natural. "And dont worry Niyo-chan, BB-chan is strong, here here!" He shamelessly winks at her and does a kissy face, activating

Not ominous in the slightest, just a cute little Blackbeard.

"It was alright, I aint a caster so I cant judge but you´ve got good mana in your veins" He nods, he nods, crossing his arms like an expert despite probably bullshitting her. "I can ignore orders, y´know, but if it´s a cute shortie like you I can give my 200%~! Just remember I´m a pirate."

Teach doesnt say anything, just watches with a tiny little ":3" face like it´s nothing although when blood is drawn he lets out a tiny little chuckle. "Don´t worry, I´ll be real gentle~!" Beaming like an anime character he takes out a single empty bottle with a black label, the mouth of the bottle

"Catgirls are an old staple in anime, they must be respected, yo'"

"'Course" He hands her a knife, though due to how large he is its more of a machete than anything else "If you cut yourself too hard I can always just heal ya"

// Updated my fgo just to stare at my strong boi

"Well, you did poison m´guts day one, watched anime with me and you´re hot so you kinda check all the boxes... SURE, WHY NO, FAHAHAHAHA, alright, gimme yer blood."

"Yeah? Sometimes, why you asking, got any ideas?"

"Whats the matter? You okay?"

"I feel different, yo'" They let him out of the torture chamber

"Can´t I just be a bro Nemo-chwan...?" He gets dragged off-screen by a giant green mushroom. SOUNDS OF UNSPEAKABLE AGONY..

"Summer has come, they gonna torture me ´til I morph into a well-rounded and likeable character... Nooooooo"

"I mean if any hot girls wants some anime, figurines or hard liquor I´m your man" Mewing.

"CHALDEA GETS A DOLLAR I GET SQUAT THAT´S WHY I DRINK ON COMPANY TIME~~"

"Dont you go forgetting rum was born out of mixing alcohol and water cuz it was better than drinking bacteria water. Also it made trips FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN~~"

"ORIGINAL rum sucked ass but it was better than dying of thirst, m´boy. PRESENT rum however is GOOOOOOOOOOOD"

"Why would I want tea, I want rum."

"I aint gonna lie I sometimes think about having a Master"

"This bitches gay.... Hot."

"Yeah, so I gots people for that, their called accountants, duh, you gotta manage your finances accordingly to scam the government."

"I gots people for that."

"I aint paperworking, I´m a pirate."

"We got Masters that come out o´ hell itself but don´t know how to put the password of the Wi-Fi."

"Man I wanna get WASTED"

"Hehehehehehe......."

"Ye can always hold da phone between your breasts"

"It do work though"

"Big boobs are talent A big ass is effort"

"I miss Dungeon Meshi..."

"Aaayeeeeee, Good lad then, I do me and you do you, alright? Alright" Nods, nods, he is satisfied, doesnt confirm or deny shit. "Happy hunting!"

"Yeah I know how I work buddyboy, I get my mana from other sources, I´m not gonna accept some uncultured teen as a Master... I WANT A BABE OR A MAN OF CULTURE"

"Whatsddamatter?"

"That´s a pirate secret"

"N A H"

"I dont have a Master which means I DONT GOTTA WORK"

".... Hot."

"Man everybodies getting coochie except yours truly..."

"Bitches be crazy."