My sweet, innocent 13 year old mildly autistic grandson was walking outside and I asked him to grab me one of the canned margaritas from the garage fridge. He brought in two, handed me one and said, "well, it looks like you're getting laid."

Maga's Are Gullible Assholes MAGA

While everyone suggests contacting their Senator, I am stuck with DJT's cheerleader, Eric Schmitt and the runner, Josh Hawley. Who would you suggest I contact to voice my opinion? Ann Wagner is also in my area and she is as useless as the other two....Ideas anyone?

Thoughts? www.tiktok.com/@jack.schlos...

This is excellent! Anyone out there from Missouri that can put something like this together?

This was the best event of the day. 🤣

So, how long before they start eating their own?

I heard that Carrie Underwood is performing "Jesus, Take the Wheel" at the Inauguration.

FACT 😑

Kohl's has entered into an agreement with Capital One credit cards. What a deal!

The truth has never been something Donald was good at.

While we are watching the incoming shit show, where are the backup players, the Trump family members? They have been extremely quiet, no boasting, no bragging. What are they planning for Inauguration 2025?

A guy down the road has Trump signs everywhere. Since the election, he has shit for sale in the front yard next to the signs.

Fruit Cake, yes or no?

Someone brought air freshener for the ladies room at work. The scent is strawberry shortcake.

I just had to tell Alexa 3 times "No Music". Another that doesn't listen around here.

Email just received from our middle school: This letter is to inform you that a case of whooping cough has been reported at XXXXX Middle School Whooping cough, also called pertussis, is a very contagious bacterial infection that can spread through close contact when people with the disease cough.

This is the guy for the job.

Can you imagine all of tRumps picks in the same place at the same time? Arrogance and egos abound!

The only thing that Joe Biden could have done better while pardoning Hunter Biden would have been to have done it on Inauguration Eve. It would have taken so much attention away from tRump. He would have been seething. Who is to say Joe doesn't have anything else to announce.

Why is it drug addicts who are caught with "addict amounts" of heroin or meth are charged with felonies & lose their right to vote? They are their own victims. They can, however, register to run for POTUS, be elected & live in the President's Palace, surrounded with the best of everything. 😕

Another law he intends to break. He has no ethics to give.

I just purchased 2 tickets to see Rod Stewart 10 months from now. He will be 80 years old. Am I crazy? Nah.....

Someone needs to check in on Kevin McCarthy....he may be having a heart attack from all the laughing he is doing at MattieBoy, lol.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch: Missouri House GOP leaders to press for changes to abortion-rights amendment. Makes sense right? SMH

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." Maya Angelou

Does anyone else hear Willie Nelson softly singing "Blue Skies" in the background when they get here in the morning?